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jeh
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Oct 2008
Posts: 4
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:40 am |
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Oh my goodness, I have seen a new low in scamming e-mails. You think you've seen it all... The e-mail is below. Pay special attention to the fact that he lives on Mars, his friend's name is Major Snafu, and he was attacked by Klingons. You can't make this stuff up. Wait...maybe...
Bold words added by me to make for quicker reading. Enjoy a bit of humor!
Jeremiah
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Hello,
I pray that this email reaches you in the best of
health.
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the
fact that we have not yet met. The message could be
strange but it's real and you will realise this if you
pay some attention to it.
I want to notify you about it at least for the sake of
your integrity.My name is Major Samuel Kebelo, a direct
and only remaining member of the wealthy Kebelo family
and great-nephew of the late, renowned war hero,General
Nuisance, formerly of the South African Air Force.I am
an astronaut with the South African Air Force (SAAF) and
presently on loan to the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration (NASA).In 2003 I left earth aboard the
Mars Rover, Spirit, along with my colleague, Major
Snafu.
Seven months later I arrived on Mars.Prior to departing
earth,I deposited the amount of US$ 11,600,000 (Eleven
million, six hundred thousand United States dollars) in
four safety galvanized trunk boxes in a European
financial institution which will be disclosed to you
upon your acceptance of my proposal.Last year, during
the course of our research on Mars, Major Snafu and I
were captured by a group of rebel Klingons who inflicted
great torturous pain upon me with their throbbing anal
probes. After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain,
they released us.
Major Snafu eventually died from his injuries and I
barely survived.As a direct result of this unimaginable
cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus.
Sadly, my condition has defiled all forms of medical
treatment, though it is my stroke and fibroid problems
that bother me most.
I am writing this mail to you on my laptop from my
hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
I now have only a few weeks to live and I am far too ill
to endure the long journey back to my Johannesburg
home. Therefore I have decided to donate the bulk of my
fortune to a church or charitable organisation that
will utilize this money in the manner which I shall
impart to you later.
In return for your assistance, I shall
authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your trouble
and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your
expenses.
When I receive your interest via my mail box,I shall
give you more details of the transaction.Waiting
urgently for your response as I do not have much time to
live on this planet earth.
Sincerely yours,
Major Samuel Kebelo (Astronaut),
National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)
Elysium Veterinary Infirmary and Asylum
Zhwrong,Mars |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:46 am |
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This, jeh, is the end product of baiter de-education of Lads. Someone, posing as an Oga, fed this to a Lad and it's spread through Lad script networks. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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csudebate
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Nov 2008
Posts: 210
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Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:46 am |
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I have a strange feeling that somebody around here had a hand in writing that one. |
_________________ = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
x 5
"And as a dedicated christain lawyer,I believe in truth,transparency,sincerity, honesty love and total democracy anywhere,any place, at any time in my life." 4maechi 0bi |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 am |
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Prime example of excellent de-education and poisoned scripts there. I believe someone from here wrote it although it seems altered from the original slightly.
If you enjoyed that one, check this one out: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=154977 |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:47 am |
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I would think a baiter has had something to do with that email
Occasionally you will come across a lad who is a little bit more gullible than you average lad, when you find one, try this for yourself.
Befriend him as a fellow lad
Tell him how successful you are
offer to help him to be as successful as you are
Get a lad script
Alter it slightly to make it much better
Give it to him promising it will work wonders on the magas
provide him with some magas to scam who will fall for the new format completely
You too can have your pet sending out scripts like that, just be careful if you do reply to not mention any of the more unusual aspects of his email |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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jeh
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Oct 2008
Posts: 4
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:32 am |
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Funny. Thanks for the info! I knew it had to be something like that. Funny.
J |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:21 am |
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Credit to where it belongs: Stu_Pidass wrote that script, if I'm not mistaken. There were quite a few threads about it in the recent past. And it's still just as great . |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:26 am |
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^^^ Too right credit where credit's due That is great! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Ferdinand
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Aug 2007
Posts: 62
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Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:20 am |
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I've just checked my catcher account and I've got the same mail. |
_________________ Fuck off my way and never come back you son bitch. -Ess1an B0ateng |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:20 am |
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link
Sorry, this is the 3rd time around for this email, you were beaten to it. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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