More grief for the Lads

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:43 pm

Well, at least for the Nigeria section.
It seems that they have to wear helmets while riding a motorcycle. So if you lose contact for a while, your lad has possibly fallen foul of the new Law.

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This story does give an interesting idea for baiting Lads, especially if you run a motor cycle shop and can ship out a load of helmets which your Lad can sell on...

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Six months ago the price of helmets was below 800 naira

You could help your lad make some serious money.
While you read the article, note how superstition creeps in again. (another angle into your lads?)

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:54 pm

nice modality,

i was really hoping they would have pictures of said fruit shells, pots and tires on peoples heads.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:58 pm

/\/\ I'm sure our lads could provide us with such pictures.

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Newspapers quoted passengers as saying they feared the helmets could be laced with magic spells

We need to start the rumour that only helmets made from fish and bread are safe from spells, and ask for proof of the lads' protection.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:08 pm

oops... I posted a new thread on this. I'll delete it and put the link here instead:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090107/tod-oukoe-uk-nigeria-bikers-6d5fb3c.html

edit: Dang! Can't do anything right today! Just notice you already posted the link too! Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

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helmets could be laced with magic spells

This has all the makings of a contest. I will pay for a premium membership (or an extension of an existing one) for the first baiter to get a picture of their lad in a tin foil helmet.

Let the games begin.

Edit: To remove a link that will send you into an endless loop. The contest is stickied on the main page.

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:41 am

Roycropper wrote:

/\/\ I'm sure our lads could provide us with such pictures.

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Newspapers quoted passengers as saying they feared the helmets could be laced with magic spells

We need to start the rumour that only helmets made from fish and bread are safe from spells, and ask for proof of the lads' protection.

ok i need help with this but this is what i have so far i do not have the skills that some of you have to put a place to reply with photo etc but if some one can come up with some thing better than what i have done please pm me or post it here or in the this could be fun thread that i did

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> 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3
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> Now with that number see who is watching you and what type of protection you should be using to save your life who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :
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> 7. Brad Pitt he has many helmuts all with foil to be seen by some one he noes but never talks about
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> 9. gomer boys and we now have your number plate and can run into you any time we wish so you had better start wearing a pumpkin shaped helmute made out of a aluminium with im one of the bois painted on it and send photo of to you mark or gomer boys will choper your bike with new hummers we have comeing

> 10. Boys working for he hhsnbn are all safe as long as they have sent photos when they got this email of the foil on there helmut other wise even they are not safe
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> I know..you well be safe from polizi they are on gomers pay roll so dont not have to pay if you wear pumpkin foil helmut ..
> day you too can be like me.... Smile

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> it!!!! and send photo or get off the road if gomer boys cars on road they not all drive hummers some drive taxi for cover
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