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Kobayashi Maru
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 66
Location: Canada
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:22 pm |
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I just got my first vlad insult! Yah! Proudly displayed in my sig.
I'm not sure why though…
All I did was complain that it kept getting confused and forgetting that it had written to me before…
and then sent me 3 different letters in under a minute…
and asking it what kind of drug it was taking that made it capable of typing that fast…
and complain that it wasn't answering my questions…
and that it was answering questions that I never asked…
and asking it silly questions about its messed up English…
and complain that the photos it was sending me were too small and not interesting enough.
What did I do wrong?
Feel free to post your own insults from your many "lovers"
P.S. Maybe Collider or Breddan Butter can help decode the first two parts… the last part is clear enough for me. Though isn't it lovely "she" sent it with a smile?… I think "Katya" deserves a short & sweet response to see if I can annoy it even more. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:35 pm |
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Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?
It always ends for me when my excuses not to send any money fails to convince.
I just love the romancers, crap poems, dodgy pics and I just know it will end in tears.
Donning a new ID and replay them again. |
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weareborg
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 1112
Location: out there in the wide blue yonder
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:21 am |
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No worries Kobayashi.. just ignore that rant and go for plan B.
Just tell-um there wonderful, and there mother must really be something special to have a daughter as wonderful as she is. And you really would like NOT to send Mum a nice bunch of native flowers, if only she lived closer.
It works every time, she'll be woo'ing and coo'ing before you know it.
And when she asks for " de air tarif moniy'' just ask for the flight details as you can get a far better deal , and will pay for the flight at your end..
Cath wrote,
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Donning a new ID and replay them again. |
I really like your retric, it's total evil, and has considerable appeal |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:20 am |
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one of my lads was just too dumb to figure out the M7TN ... so I turned him over to a Rev. of the Church of TWAT (one of my characters) who is going to abuse him terribly. I can't wait to see the responses or obedience that I get from this one.
2 months I've been trying this and no insults - more "your such a darling for understanding" I've got to get meaner |
_________________ x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
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