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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sadly some teenagers write like that and speak like that, if they're not grunting monsyllabically.
Luckily mine also know how to read, speak and write English, in spite of 2 being dyslexic ( only found daughter also dyslexic last month, shes got to 6th year without any help Shocked )

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think that Tara was ever proved to be a troll, though I could be mistaken. However, that sort of writing is very common in the fanfiction writing community, by mostly teenagers that want to seem cool and different.

They also get very huffy if you correct them on it. They also use being foreign as an excuse (chances are that they may not be), they claim to be dyslexic, or to have a disease (most common is Autism or Aspergers).

If you take a look at the marysues community over on Livejournal, there's quite a few examples of bad characterisation there, and also bad spelling.

Its not hard to write like that, if that's the way that you want to write. Having written troll stories myself, I te u, its hrd 2 rite liek taht wifout tinking hrd bout it. I prefer using proper sentences. I find it hard enough to type things in l33t here in the forums Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank: Why is it yellow? When I looked at it, I thought I was using indigo. How did that happen?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
got a link to the stories?


http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Koko.Dk wrote:
Pastor Frank: Why is it yellow?


Go to the post and hit "quote" and you will see the code you entered.

[color=yellow]

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank: Thanks. I was able to fix the color this time. Last time when you first posted that comment I could only quote it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Just one of the many reasons he is known as Mr. Sunshine. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tsnerd: Laughing I'm in stitches here.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah this chick looks like a LOLWUTer. I guess people think its cool/hip/reflection of one's intelligence to use shorthand terms in everyday conversation. It's a fad that's gone on far too long, something that will corrected in the XNWO.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Laughing

Yes, I agree. Could you please define these: LOLWUT and XNWO Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOLWUT is something the kids say when they try to seem cool in an internet community. It's usually said as a response to something funny or when trying to be funny by being rude. An LOLWUTer is a term I derived from one of Maddox's articles and although it specifically means that an LOLWUTer is something who gratuitously uses the term, I use it as a general term to describe someone who overly utilizes AOL-speak to the point where I will use a truncheon to bludgeon them to death or ask that person to surrender their balls/ovaries to keep them from reproducing.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

daisyDuck wrote:
Klaasvaak wrote:
got a link to the stories?


http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm


This is awesome Laughing

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wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like some of the drunks I've heard round here over the last few days!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ex. wrote:
XNWO is the Ex New World Order, the time period of which I shall rule supreme and all humans shall fall under my whim. If you play your cards right, you can be the person who decides who gets a top on their jar of mayonnaise. Twisted Evil


Is that before or after the DNRC have thier day?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!


Jesus is she retarded? I'm tempted to read some of her shite but I've a bad enough headache as it is.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

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Klaasvaak: Here's Twila:http://theskaalor.blogspot.com/2008/07/horrible-vampire-sue-chapter-one.html

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a/n I DONT BELEVE IN GOD I AM N ATHEIST. i thnk saten created dis universe god bles u satan u r alwayz in mi heart.


Atheists believe in Satan?! Laughing
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FLAMERZ BAK OFF OK. mi engish is fine u dnt hav to b a bytch about it u fukkin homos. if u lik bella i sed not 2 red cuz u wuld be offenced. i red dis book a lot of tims i fink i no der names.and wateva u say, DUNT DISS TARA GELSBIE. OK. SHE IS A FUKKING GRATE RITER


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If she were a lad, "god bles satan" would be siggy-line material.

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Chainyanker: I know right?

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