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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, not quite, but close...

A couple of months ago a Cancer letter hit my catcher account - it turned out to be almost identical to one modality I'd encountered in April this year; same name as well - one Tat1ana G30rg13va.

Just a couple of days ago, with things picking up after some hiccups, I told the Lad lawyer:

Quote:
I'm not sure what's going on, but I think Mrs G30rg13va wants me to work with another lawyer. If that's the case, then I would have no choice but to let you go.


Just a couple of hours ago:

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What do you mean by Mrs. G30rg1ava want you to work with another lawyer? Did any body sent you a message as Mrs. G30rgiava telling that, let me know because I was with her over the weekend and she was very worried about the delay from your end, so don’t try to play tricks and if any body sent you a message telling that, forward the message to me immediately.


And from the sufferer:

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WHAT IS GOING ON? MY LAWYER JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU SENT HIM AN EMAIL TELLING HIM THAT I ASKED YOU NOT DEAL WITH HIM ANY MORE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, IF ANY BODY SENT YOU A MESSAGE TELLING YOU THAT, THE PERSON IS LIEING BECAUSE I DIDNOT SAY SO AND IF YOU RECEIVE ANY MESSAGE STATING THAT, THE PERSON IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME AND MIND YOU, YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE EMAIL OF THE PERSON VERY WELL BECAUSE MY EMAIL ID STILL REMAIN THESAME AND YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL AND BY THE WAY WHAT IS THIS NONSENCE ALL ABOUT, IF YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION OR CARRY ON WITH IT JUST LET ME KNOW, THEN TRYING TO CONDEMN MY LAWYER WHO HAS BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS BEFORE THE DEATYH OF MY LATE HUSBAND.
JUST BECAREFUL ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING,


Oh, I am being careful...

First to the Lawyer:

Quote:
I mean exactly what I wrote. Mrs G30rg13va told me to contact one K1ngsley D0n; I queried that and she told me that you'd been replaced as she could no longer trust you.
To be honest, I know exactly how she feels. You'd been nothing but a gorram millstone around our necks right from the git-go.


Then to the Sufferer:

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It's a real pain writing this - I've seen what someone in your state goes through. Towards the end my own mother didn't know who I was. Mr D0n told me that you would (and could) be lucid at one moment and raving at him the next.


I wasn't lying - I have seen this happen - it's one of the reasons I really despise Cancer letter Lads.

Quote:
He and Mr P3tt3rs0n are doing their best for you. As for that bonehead Cole - we are well rid of him. All he knew was how to be a gorram asshole (excuse my language).
Please be at peace and make yourself ready for your last journey. I hope I can be as brave as you when my time comes.


I cc'd it to one of my fake Lad accounts.

I want panic, I want ranting, and more!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's funny. They're going to think you're nuts. Laughing You should tell them you only deal with lawyers named Jeff. It's such a peaceful, calming name. Makes you feel safe. See if she can find you a lawyer named Jeff in less than 12 hours.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A lawyer named Jeff would be fine, but only if the Law Firm also has a peacefull and restfull name.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats pretty funny Let us know if they keep talking to you or not

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This just back - first the Lawyer:

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Well I can see that you are just a fool who dose not know what is doing but if you feel you know what you are doing, then I will see how the security firm will allow you to make the claim of this fund without my directions and my client directions, the email you sent to her, she forwarded it to me and I see the email ID of the so called PETERS0N.


[Actually it's Petters0n...]

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why cant you sit down and ask your self a question that how come all of a sudden my client just decide to tell you that I am no longer her lawyer just like that when we have no any conflict or problems and I have been their lawyer for over 25 years, now let me ask you this, have my client ever tell you anything about any body or relation since you get in contact with her?? You are just being a fool who is confused, and a confused person is likely a mad person because if any body writes you or tells you that she my client dose not wants me to be her lawyer any more from no where, and you did not confirm from my client before communicating with them, what do you think you are? If you believed in Mr. K1NSLEY D0N and MR. Peters0n that they are telling you the truth, then asked them to send you the first proposal that my client sent to you and also the copy of the deposit certificate and the power of attorney.
Finally let them give you the deposit code number that was given to my client late husband when he made the deposit with security firm, you are just a big fool and this your tricks will not help you because already my client has written to the security company to stop any further dealings with you until she give them the go ahead, so keep on fooling your self with Mr. K1nsley D0n and Mr. Peters0n.


Then the Patient:

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Who are Mr. D0n and Mr. Peters0n? I don’t really understand, is like something is wrong with you, my lawyer Mr. Mart1ns C0le was with me yesterday in respect of this issue and I don’t know who is D0n or Peters0n and is like something is wrong somewhere but all the same I will tell uksecuric0r to stop any further dealings with you in respect of this deposit for now until I know what is going on because I don’t know the two names you are talking about and I never tell you anything about any body except my lawyer who is MR MART1NS C0LE and my late husband who is the depositor of the fund, well is like you are trying to play with my intelligent and if it is what you are trying to do, you must be wrong and mind you I have a code with Uksecuric0r on that deposit so if you are dealing with any other person as regards to this issue aside my directives or my lawyer directives, you are making a big mistake.


Mal shot back to the lawyer:

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Don't try to bullshit me - you're out of the loop and gone for good. Hell, the money isn't even with Securic0r any more - holy snapping duckshit, you are so out of touch! All this bafflegab about numbers and codes just proves what a loser you are.
Why were you fired? I can give you the short answer - because you're an incompetent bonehead who likes to play God and thinks he can piss in his client's pockets. That is why you were fired. I hope your unemployment insurance is paid up.
Mrs G30rg13va is sounding hysterical now. I think I'll leave her be for a while.
Good day to you, and I'm glad I won't be hearing from you again.


Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing
I assume the dying woman . the lawyer and the security firm are all the same lad.
That must be very frustrating for him Twisted Evil

Soon he'll be questioning his own sanity.

I hope there is more to come.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I stirred the pot by asking the Cancer Lady

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Please explain if you can how you can have a third lawyer named J3r3my Th4tcher? This is not making any sense, even for someone in your condition.


Mal then queried the Lad Lawyer:

Quote:
This is getting even more ridiculous by the day. It seems that Mrs Georgieva doesn't want you or Kings1ey D0n to act for her, but someone named J3r3my Th4tcher.
Perhaps you could make sense of this because I sure as hell can't.


The Cancer lady is in good health for someone supposedly unlikely to survive the week over a month ago...

Quote:
I AM SURPRISED AT YOUR MAILS TO ME, TELLING ME THAT I TATIANA CHANGED MY LAWYER WITHOUT LETTING YOU KNOW, AM I A MAD PERSON? OR YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE OF MY HEALTH CONDITION, I DONT KNOW WHAT AM DOING ANY MORE, MY LAWYER STILL REMAIN BARRISTER M4RT1NS C0LE AND IT WILL NEVER BE CHANGED UNTILL I DEPART FROM THIS EARTH, SO IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOUR SELF BY CAUSING CONFUSSIONS, YOU BETTER STOP IT AND DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, AND MIND YOU, THE PERSON WHOM MY LAWYER HAS MADE CONTACT WITH TO TAKE OVER THIS CLAIM, IS STILL STANDING BY AND FINALLY, I DONT KNOW ANYBODY BY NAME J3R3MY TH4RCHAR, K1NSLEY D0N, PETERS0N, I DONT KNOW THEM AND I NEVER COME ACCROSS SUCH NAME.
MEANWHILE DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU ARE BEING TAKEN ON AWARE BY CHANGING EVERYTHING AS REGARDS TO THIS CLAIM TO ANOTHER PERSON,
REMAIN BLESSED,


Meanwhile the Lawyer Lad added his $0.02 worth:

Quote:
Well I feel you are trying to play some kind of game in this transaction but I will advise you, if you have your sense of reasoning, to stop and do what you are supposed to do or back out, any way I don’t need to tell what the plan is on this claim but soon you will know it.


Mal wasn't fazed... first to the Cancer Lady:

Quote:
You're surprisingly lucid for somene near death. I can only assume that this is actually Mart1ns Co1e spoofing your email address and pretending to be you. That's a shame as someone who'd do that is a total scumbag whom I would happily beat the living shit out of.


Then to the Lawyer:

Quote:
You are vermin - total scum - impersonating Mrs G30rg13va, who's close to death, and then spouting this self-serving garbage.
Don't mess with a Marine, you slack-assed two-bit cheapshit asshole.


Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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well is like you are trying to play with my intelligent


Quote:
SO IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOUR SELF BY CAUSING CONFUSSIONS, YOU BETTER STOP IT


These two had me laughing. I love their responses. Everyone thinks everyone is crazy... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I cant believe they are still talking to you that is so funny Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They're still writing and I'm still slapping.

From the Cancer Lady:

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MR MART1NS C0LE IS NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON AND HE IS THE MOST TRUSTED LAWYER THAT I AND MY LATE HUSBAND HAS EVER MEET AND HE WILL REMAIN OUR LAWYER TILL I DEPART FROM THIS EARTH, PLEASE I AM TIRED OF YOUR CORRESPONDENCES AND MORE OVER I HAVE TOLD MARTINS WHAT TO DO.


From the Lawyer:

Quote:
I can see to my self that something is wrong with you because any normal human being will not be acting the way you are acting, any way keep trying to find out what you want to know.
may God have mercy upon you,


Mal responded with the usual disgust. First to Cancer Lady (you'll recall that Mal assumes the Lawyer is spoofing her address):

Quote:
You told Mart1ns C0le what to do...that would mean talking to yourself, I guess - like I said, you ain't going to get back into my good books with this shabby and pathetic pretence.
Oh, and since Mrs G30rg13va died this morning, you really are on a hiding to nothing.
Get a life, cocksucker.


Then to the Lawyer:

Quote:
Let me put you straight on something. Normal people don't batten on the recently dead for their deceptions.


I'll skip the next bit as it's Mal's war story involving an assault carbine/shotgun combo and a Somali militiaman and it's been quoted before.

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To this day I haven't regretted for an instant that I snuffed the life from the piece of human garbage.
If you were here right now, I would do the same to you without hesitation - and care about the same.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Keeps on coming:

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I received your mail so what do you mean, because your mail has nothing to do with the transaction we have at hand and you lied to me by trying to cause a confusion between I and my client and if not for the sake of our long time relationship, I and my client could have been having problem, but thank God he knows me well and knows her well too.

Well I can see that you are out of the transaction so there’s no need of bothering you any more because by Monday next week the new person is taking over and I have already notify the Uksecuricor on that and that is the instruction from my client.

Thanks for your understanding and corporation so far,


If he keeps on doing that...

Quote:
Listen you stupid asshole - Mrs G30rg13va died yesterday and you can stop this boneheaded pretense. I know now that J3r3my Thatch3r mail was another of your stupid games.

Get this into your tiny little brain, scumbag; YOU ARE NOT HER LAWYER NOW. The money left S3cur1c0r days ago. There is no other person - just you, Mr dip-dick no-load shit-for-brains.

Why not do the world a favor and kill yourself?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And still coming back for more:

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Your mail was received and I want to let you know that my client is still alive but very down, mind you, she will see her desire in respect of this fund come through before she die, this I am assuring you and mind you the fund consignment is still with the Securicor intact, I have told you that whatever thing you are trying to find out, carry on and if any body is trying to deceive you telling you that the consignment left securicor days ago, both of you are fooling your selves because uksecuricor is working according to the instructions of me and my client in respect of the new person.


Which he gets (duly inspired by the Dead Parrot Sketch):

Quote:
Stop writing to me, you clown. You are not wanted any more. You were sacked, canned, retrenched, given your marching orders, shown the door, declared surplus to requirements, and had your services dispensed with.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've never seen a barrister take so much abuse, and refuse to be fired. He's tenaciously stupid! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To add further insult to injury... this from my fake Lad account:

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I GOT DAT RENOLDS MAGAS MONY & U GOT NOTTIN
HOW U FEEL NOW LOOSER? GO SUK YUR OWEN DIK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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