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Phoebe
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Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:02 am |
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I just had the most amazing Christmas presents!
My partner is Hindu and I didn't even expect him to get me a present at all, as his religion doesn't celebrate Christmas and he isn't familiar with Western customs and often forgets to get me a Christmas present at all.
Once he gave me a Valentines day card that was still in the cellophane wrapper and asked me to write it out to myself as I'm 'better at these things!'
But I gave him his presents tonight and he gave me a beautifully wrapped portable DVD player with a load of James Blunt, Dinosaur documentaries and Harry Potter DVD's!  I'm in Nerdvana! 
Um... did I say James Blunt, Dinosaurs and Harry Potter?
I meant to say, Action films, whatever the kids listen to these days and more action films... 
I was surprised to get anything at all. It was really nice.
But what did Santa bring You?
*sings 'You're Beautifuuuuuuul it's true!'* |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
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bill2
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:20 am |
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:big grin: Happy for you girl |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:30 am |
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Hope Santa was nice to you this year Bill?
I'm up this late wrapping the last presents for our sons birthday on Dec 26th. He'll be 2 tomorrow! I've got so much music going around in my head right now! You know when you've got a song in your head that you can't stop singing to yourself? I'm in between Roary the Racing Car, Peppa Pig, Go Diego Go and James Blunt...
It's disconcerting!  |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on |
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bill2
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:03 am |
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| Roary the Racing Car, Peppa Pig, Go Diego Go and James Blunt |
 no idea what that is, kinda got stuck after woodstock '68 
Have fun, enjoy Xmas and the family |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:37 am |
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| Roary the Racing Car, Peppa Pig, Go Diego Go and James Blunt |
no idea what that is, kinda got stuck after woodstock '68
Have fun, enjoy Xmas and the family |
I thought Woodstock was '69? lol, I remember once having a party where I'd invited my work friends and my 'going out partying' friends and one of my work friends was a 58 year old Microbiologist. As I left the room, one of my (21 year old) friends rolled his eyes at me as the older man entered the room (as if to say - what kind of party is this when old people are here?) and when I came back into the room 10 minutes later the older guy was sitting in the centre and there were 10 teenagers around him all hanging on his every word as he told them about the time he'd been at Woodstock!
They couldn't believe that he'd been there and were so impressed by that! He'd pull his cigarettes out of his pocket and they'd all trip over each other and beat each other out of the way to try and be the first one to offer him a light!  |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on |
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bill2
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Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:40 am |
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'69  see I'm getting old |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:44 am |
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but not too old to impress a group of grunge-inspired teenagers if you ever start talking about Woodstock to them!
This was in the mid 90's... Now I feel old too and I don't even have any cool stories about Woodstock to 'impress' the 'kids' with! |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on |
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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:27 am |
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Don't worry Bill; they say if you remember the sixties, you weren't really there.
Don't ask me, I was 8 when Woodstock was happening.
I got a Dr Who box-set and some Toyah CDs. Just listening to Ophelia's Shadow now.
Merry Christmas everyone. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:29 am |
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I must be getting old.
Santa bought me a cardie. All I need now are the pipe and slippers.
He also bought me a load of new clothes and some aftershave. But due to the fact that I have flu, I'm sitting here wearing them and still feeling like a bag of shit.
And I also received "How Smart is Your Dog?". Believe it or not it's a "Self scoring IQ test for dogs". The bloody dogs won't come near me though - they're too interested in the bones we bought them for Christmas and won't let me "confirm my instincts that they are indeed exceptional".
I'm going to try it out on the wife this afternoon. If she fails I'm having her put down. |
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thud419
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:07 am |
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How strange is that? We got one of those How Smart is Your Dog things too. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:53 am |
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Are you going to have your wife destroyed too?
Now that would be a coincidence. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:41 pm |
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Aside from the usual gifts (socks and the ilk), I did see the MST3K 20th Anniversary collectors tin underneath the tree. So, I feel like a happy king!
Still, I will keep with Christmas tradition and watch this:
followed by this:
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Kabuto Sama
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Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:18 pm |
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That fat red-suited b*****d brought me a helluva hangover. The kind that happenz when you drink bourbon, scotch and beer at the christmas eve's party. |
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Location: Louisiana
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:50 pm |
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I bought myself a premium membership and a fishing reel off Ebay. Girlfriend bought me a dress shirt, a six pack of beer and is supposed be buying me one of those inversion tables. You know those things you strap your feet into and hang head down to release compressed discs? Yeah, I need one of those and I'm not even 30 yet.  |
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Titania
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Let's see - an evening of convivial chatter and gift-opening with friends. (My friend's great-niece loves the Hanna Montana doll I gave her).
My cat-fix for the week (friend has a lovely Persian).
Oh, yes. A DVD of "Prince Caspian" and some warm fleece sets.
Mostly I love the looks on people's faces when they open the gifts I give them. The men in the group especially appreciated the consumables. |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:52 pm |
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Santa, er, Mrs Claus got me another toy from my childhood, a Transformer so I can play with my sons.
They used to be soooo easy to change from a car to robot when I was a kid, these new ones need a damn PhD to figure it out I'm only 31, so I'm not that far removed from this stuff... or am I?! |
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Nanny Ogg
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:11 pm |
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booze and chocs and books and dvds
score!
sister and I bought each other the same book & the same lined crocs,( plastic shoes ) . |
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Ex.
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Joined: 28 Dec 2007
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:51 pm |
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Santa bought me a new motherboard. I'm not going to geek it up in here with the specs.....unless someone gives me the smallest window of opportunity to do so. |
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from the Hollow
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:28 am |
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My daughter got a glossy pink lap top. My vlad did not want it, so I gave it to her. |
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Chibuike
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:02 am |
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Santa brought me a nice big brown recliner. Scares the shit out of my cats. Ho, Ho, Ho! |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:24 am |
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^^Oh, don't scare Kitty! 
Santa brought me some DVDs. Giants Superbowl Year, Eric Clapton's Crossroads Guitar Festival, and Rod Serling's Night Gallery 2nd season.
I also received two really nice light canoe paddles, so now I won't be up sh1t creek without one. And I have a 24" Samsung T240 monitor, and I must say, you people look so much better on this monitor. |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
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Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:48 am |
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| Santa brought me a nice big brown recliner. Scares the shit out of my cats. Ho, Ho, Ho! |
Not for long! You'll be trying to relax in your new chair and they'll be climbing all over you before long!
I wish I had a cat again. I miss having a cat in my life. We're moving house in a couple of weeks and there is a local stray that I've been feeding. I just need to make sure that she's a stray before I can take her with us.
With me being a Vegan and my partner and son being vegetarian there isn't any meat in the house so I have to buy her catfood especially. I'm still wondering how to be sure that she's a stray so I don't accidentally steal somebodys cat! |
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Ivana
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Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:02 am |
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ahhh santa took all the kids for the holidays -- trickster and I have 5 kids between us...not one of them were here yesterday or today -- we get them back tomorrow to unwrap presents...
I bought some wine last night (made sure there was enough to last for at least 3 nights)...some chocolates today (walgreens was open)...and a few days ago some pj's that's comfortable enough to sit around in...
Trickster got a tool set
We both have small gifts from the kids that's always fun...we got trickster's kids mom a coffee mug with the kids pics on it - looked sharp
too bad my lads didn't come through for me on christmas ...now I'm going to have to slap them pretty hard...bad lads |
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Nanny Ogg
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:49 pm |
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I also got a pirate tshirt!
All west country spelling aaaaargh
( from St Nicks market in Bristol )
I got star gazing hubby a cloudspotters guide 
He's forgiven me and started talking to me again, there were no clouds last night so he got some astronomy in
We're still trying to convince daughters boyfriend that its quite normal for her dad to go lie in the garden in the dark |
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