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 The worst TW@T Ever! (3rd Attempt, still crap!)

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jojobean
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is such a submissive lad.

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Roger The Cabin Boy
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 24 Feb 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Hiding in a lifeboat!


PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yep, I think some of his well meaning friends might have told him he's being taken for a ride... shows you what they know. Laughing

Father B has accepted his groveling apology, and suggested that a baptism would be a suitable alternative. Anyone want to suggest a modality for this one? I've never done one before.

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dr stephen williams
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RCTB, I lve what you are doing here! A baptism of goats milk, and it must be videotaped. Someone did somethig with eggs, too... but I can't figure out where it is...

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SlapHappy
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about honey, too? Maybe Esq has a nice ritual cleansing you could borrow? Candles and circles of flour and fresh flowers are also a nice touch! A video is a necessity, just make sure the lad realise he cannot attach one to an email, as the files are too large. He must either upload them to a shared space, like megaupload, or send you a DVD-R. he seems too dumb to upload, so he'll have to get you the DVD-R. Very Happy

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Roger The Cabin Boy
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it was the mention of a video that set his alarm bells ringing before. Obviously it would be a great trophy, but I'll settle for a set of photos if he won't go there.

Off to PM Esq.

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Professor So And So
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Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We discussed baptizing our TWATs in a nice solution of vinegar & water, with a hint of raspberry.

You know, to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling that they have from time to time.

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Roger The Cabin Boy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing I hear cranberry juice and yoghurt can help with an itchy Tw@t. Where is this going... Embarassed

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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Where is this going, Roger? To a better place. Smile How about oatmeal mixed with honey and goat's milk? Then an application of duck down and feathers to symbolize his flight to the heavens. Later, Prof's rinse, so he ready to make a fresh start. Smile

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PeopleExpress
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Joined: 18 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Baptising in vinegar is a good idea, hell, make him drink some. Ya know, to wash his soul clean of sins. Or rubbing alcohol. Whichever.
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