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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:27 pm |
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I keep hearing ab0ut G0mer, wh0 ch0ps the d0llar and d0es all kind 0f things but I d0n't really kn0w wh0 he is 0r where he came fr0m?
Is he a member fr0m here wh0 used that name and specialised in d0llar ch0ps 0r was he a real scammer wh0 ch0pped d0llars 0r wh0 was he and where did the term 'G0mer' c0me fr0m?
I'm always hearing that name but I don't really know where the name comes from or anything about the origins of the term 'Gomer'?
I'd love to know more about the background of this elusive character and where the term comes from? |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:43 pm |
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Mr. G0mer is the most feared person in lad-land. He has the ability to steal a scammer's money, no matter what safeguards are put in place. Stories include him disguising himself as a woman, using the siren's song to lure an oga across borders and into police stations and tattoo shops. He is no danger to baiters, but deadly to scammers.
I also hear he makes a delightful omelet. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:56 pm |
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I have heard on the grapvine that Mr. G0mer did something terrible to someone's chickens and chopped a dollar here and there. An illusive yet effective Scarlet Pimple.
He did however help out my Mom once with a difficult knitting pattern.
Long before I was born I must add and whilst my Dad was overseas sorting out some Princess's Billion dollar inheritance.
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:27 pm |
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From what I hear, Mister Gomer has the ability to lure other scammers into a single legendary Western Union office in Lagos where they are dragged in, on production of the wrong MCTN, to a back room that is fitted out with the very latest torture instruments.
Death is not quick. It involves a combination of super heated barbed wire, vinegar, salt, ground glass, a speculum, a set of gynaecologists rupture instruments, and lemon juice. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
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"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:32 pm |
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some say that he dispises yellow lillies
and his new hobby is fly fishing
all we know is hes called the Gomer
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Top Gear when they introduce the stig |
_________________ x2
stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
Free Pastor Frank |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:34 pm |
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It´s too difficult to tell. Personally, I believe he is leading quite a number of lad gangs. He surely is part of a widespread lad community since you meet him everywhere. Only today I got another format in my catcher signed by him. I think he is part of a "network" but no one can tell. Maybe Mr. Pyle can. But then, I think Mr G is already too much part of the 419 lad community to be traced back exactly to where he started from. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:39 pm |
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On a milder note - Mr G0mer works for many Lads, though they don't know it. When the time comes for payment, Mr G0mer steps up to act as payment officer, cashier, accountant... and the Lads are surprised to find him on the payroll.
Mr G0mer also has many subordinates who work for other Lads, and who selflessly collect the money sent by magas. For some reason, such prompt service is anathema to the Lads. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:41 pm |
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Read the whole Lotto Lads Caper thread - |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:42 pm |
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Didn't he kill a check oga recently and take all the money one of your lads was supposed to collect? Particularly nasty affair. If I recall correctly, there were pitbulls involved. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:09 am |
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Gomer's one of the nastiest minds on Eater. Look up posts by "GomerPyle", and you'll see. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:11 am |
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Maybe his name should be edited to G0mer in some of the previous posts...just so he doesn't turn up on google? |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:15 am |
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I don't see why. Any lad who were to Google this thread would just see our discussion on the most feared, vicious, and unpredicatably screwy character that is Mr. Gomer.
By the way, I heard Mr. Gomer has a deal with Western Union and Moneygram where they allow him to take half to 2/3's of the money that he identifies as headed to another lad. This would explain why so many payments to Lagos go missing. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:21 am |
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I have dealt with lads in the past where the mere mention of "the Gomer" is met with them soiling their pants and begging me not to contact that evil vile creature. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Pandora
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Off to Jo-Burg, SA
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:26 am |
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I've heard Mr. G0m3r calls you if you divide by zero |
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Phoebe
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Oct 2008
Posts: 335
Location: Central Perk... having my brothers triplets...
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:41 am |
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Ack! I just know I'm being stupid here, but I don't quite understand.
I'm not understanding this at all! *cries*
he's clearly a man of mystery but I don't know what all the jokes mean and I don't get what you are saying. I don't understand the gist of the joke here! |
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NOBODY IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU MADAM. ALL I ASK FOR IS THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU USE IN SENDING THE $575. SO KINDLY SEND IT TO US--- Ad@m Ben$on
YOUR SON 1S ASK1NG ME TO TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH HOLD1NG THE S1GN *1 LOVE DA1SY DUCK*, BUT MADAM CONCERN1NG TH1S TRANSACT1ON 1 FEEL THAT YOUR SON 1S TRY1NG TO EMBARASS ME---Ad@m Ben$on
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:45 am |
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DaisyDuck,
See my PM (coming soon).. |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:46 am |
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PM sent.
As I just let you know, Mr. Gomer is the most horrible nightmare to happen to lads everywhere, other than getting honest work.
He has absolutely no quarrel with baiters, as long as we don't get in the way of him chopping small boi's dollars. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:57 am |
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I have heard that Mr. G0mer is the owner of WU and MG and that is the reason he is so successful at chopping dolla.
Then again I heard that he has so many incantations that he is impossible to quantify. I heard that he is actually fear in a human form, he permeates the brain of the lads and they are never the same. He also permeates baits and then invades the brain of the lad. It is such a strong event that the lad never forgets it. PTSD is nothing compared to Mr. G0mer.
I also heard that he is right behind me...
...but I am ParaNoid.
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_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:10 am |
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^^ ^^
Shouldnt it be PGST |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:14 am |
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This is what an old baiter told me...
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"He's supposed to be Nigerian. Some say his father was English. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear a baiter tell it, anybody could have worked for Gomer. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Accra. There was a gang of Ghanaians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Gomer. He was small-time then, just running lottery scams, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Gomer. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Ghanaians knew Gomer was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Gomer looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Ghanaian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that scammers tell their kids at night. 'Rat on your pop and Mr Gomer will get you.' But no one ever really believes." |
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_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:42 am |
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Hey, when it comes to chopping, nine times out of ten G0mer isn't the Usual Suspect, he's the Only Suspect... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:18 am |
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I Have his address and phone number in Lagos. I did post it somewhere but i received a phone call and now i am in witness protection. I have the FBI, EFCC CIA SAS, MI5, James Bond, Maxwell Smart and Austin Powers staking out the safe house incase he finds me. |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:22 am |
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You are a Master baiter . . . errrh I mean baiter Master, you are safe as Gomer is a disease that only inflicts lads. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:29 am |
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Are you saying what i think your saying.
that
There are lads out there pretending to be Mr Gomer and try to put fear into the hearts of innocent baiters |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:38 am |
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Wow this reminds me of a movie I once saw I belive it was called the usual suspects? Hmmmm.... |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
X22
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL |
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