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Roycropper
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For new readers, some of us have been baiting the lazy but entertaining Dan for over 2 years. He treats me as his Dad, for reasons best known to himself.


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Dan Danino to me 11:48 (2 hours ago)

Hi Dad,

Since you decide not to wish me this i'll do it to you.

Merry Xmas from him that cares,
Dan

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats when you should make up a holiday...

"Son, we dont celebrate christmas....we celebrate (insert new holiday here) "
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"So that is simply why I did not wish it to you."

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sniff.....sniff.... I didn't get a card from Dan.... sniff..... sniff

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin.

He's after a present now.

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Hi dad,

Atlist this is Xmas,you don't even know you'll just try and get me even if a football toggs or a jersey just as to know that you really care about that Xmas is coming,if you don't buy me,you tell me what will u lik me to buy for you in Xmas. Shocked

Yes thats true,you people are playing Osaka what day is that i guess it was yesterday right?

Hope your soonest reply.

From yours,
Danny


Hi didn't say please once. Shocked I think the record is 28 times in an email.

I've told him I'm in Japan, with Manch3ster Unit3d, and I'm off to bed with my Geisha now.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
When you're not trying to have him killed, you're boffing his imaginary girlfriend, that's why. And you killed his Aston Martin.


Everything looks bad when all you do is focus on the negatives.

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i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Am very sorry if anyway i have rude to you. Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He didn't send Cinnamon a Christmas greeting Crying or Very sad .

After all I did for him too, stringing him along, helping him get kidnapped . . .

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ungrateful lad, after all the opportunities, women and cars we have showered upon him. He even whines about me to Ryan Giggs:

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Good,that very nice of you,Roy does'nt evn find chance to e-mail me is that good?

Im really angry with him,he never called nor even emailed me very bad of him,he nether cared so hw about you and the Queen is worth hearing,

I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club,just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest.

Tell Roy to call me or e-mail me.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

Regards,
Dan

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dan is so needy, clinging, and ungrateful. How can Daddy stand it?? Laughing
He's such a glutton for punishment; what a pet. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I needed a new update i mean latest news of the club, just feed me with it so i can have it to tell my friends,hope that will be wonderful i expect to recieve it soonest.


Maybe he should hear about the 2 new signings coming in January. He can go tell all of his friends that the 2 new Hush, Hush signings will be Nigerian internationals John Obi Mikel (Chelsea) & Obafemi Martins (Newcastle). These 2 new players will be brought in at any cost in January as replacements for Ronaldo who is moving to Manchester City for 55 Million GBP and his wages will be 1 Million GBP per week. Shocked

This is very secret and that he mustn't tell anybody or even attempt to bet on it. Imagine what would happen if word got around about this. Very Happy

We all know that newspapers would pay a fortune for a sporting exclusive like that so he mustn't tell anybody. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

The same John Obi Mikel who joined Chelsea FROM Man United?

I like it - he's so stupid he will buy it hook, line and sinker. And hopefully have a bet on it too!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Even better if he gets his friends to have a flutter on it also, that should make him really popular. Razz
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