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 I am "a ugly hillgoat"

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asiaguy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ms Monica has been trying in vain to send me my bank draft.

3 trips to WU had problems.
I asked her for her office contact details so I could (abuse) call her.
She sent her office address...

So I responded with...
Quote:
Hi Monica,

We have a DHL Gold account.
I have just dispatched DHL to your office address to collect the
bank draft.

Have it waiting and ready for when the DHL agent arrives.


Monica's response...

Quote:
You are a ugly hillgoat!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I think you're seriously cute...


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was definitely uncalled for! She has a lot of 'splainin' to do, Missy! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

+1

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey...the operative phrase was "ugly hillgoat."

That goat is damned cute and looks like a big pile of sweet marshmallows.
If there are some long eyelashes on the baby, I may just melt into it myself. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's not a goat, that's sheep. Sheesh, people.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is the funniest costume I think I have seen

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was thinking that as well.
Very creative until I noticed that the guy basically had to stand in 1 place all night long due to his inability to walk with his pants at his ankles.

I guess the marshmallow sheep also served as a urinal... Laughing

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fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHAHAHAH! That is one of the best insults ever!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great insult, I'm not sure about its worth as a description above your avatar though.

I was going to ask what the guy in the sheep costume does when his bladder's full, but there's just so many possibilities.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Insults worthy of a custom title should be cherished - and adopted. This Demented Opportunist certainly thinks so...

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ignore her. You're a very attractive hillgoat and your parents love you very much.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What an interesting thing to say... did you say you were located in Alabama, by an chance?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing wrong with a little Hillgoat action

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