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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I thought it might be interesting to have a thread for replies from lads to mr gomer.

to my vic

Quote:

LOOK MR HANS,

HOW CAN YOU TELL ME SUCH A THING AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU, FIRST
I DO REMIND YOU IN MY MAILS IF YOU MADE THE PAYMENT YOU SHOULD SEND THE
RECEIPT TO THE BANK AND TO ME FOR RECORDING PURPOSE BUT YOU DID NOT DO
THAT, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PLAT GAME WITH ME . SO HOW ON EARTH WILL I
BELIEVE YOUR COCK AND BULL STORY . I HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH THE BANK
FOR ALONG TIME NOR OF THIS TYPE OF HAS EVER HAPPEN TILL NOW , HOW CAN
IT BE POSSIBLE .

SECONDLY THE MANAGER WHO IS INVOLVED OPEN UP THE PAYMENT SLIP AND
INSIDE WHERE YOU SAID YOU SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP WE ALL SAW WHAT
YOU SEND COULD NOT DOWN LOAD SO HOW COME HE TAKE AWAY THE MONEY. IF YOU
ARE NOT SERIOUS DONT EMAIL THE BANK AGAIN , LET ME LOOK FOR SOME WHO IS
WILING TO ASSIST , THANKS BE TO GOD THAT THE VITAL DOCUMENT THAT WILL BE
NEEDED BY THE BANK IS NOT YET OUT AND I HAVE TOLD THE COURT TO HOLD ON
TILL YOU HAVE FINISH PLAYING YOUR GAME.

ONCE IN LIFE TIME COME TRUTH BUT SO TIME PEOPLE MAY NOT SEE THE REALITY OF
THE TRUTH SO IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME I COME ACCROSS SUCH A MATTER OK .

JUST TELL ME YOU ARE NOT WILING TO DO THE BUSINESS ANY LONGER WITH ME AS
IT IS NOT BY FORCE . I CAN'T FORCE YOU TO DO AGAINST YOUR WISH. FORGET
ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION OK BUT DON'T EMAIL THE BANK AGAIN FOR I KNOWS HOW
TO PUT THINGS RIGHT. BYE

DANIEL

I think he must have sent this rant before he read the mail from Mr Gomer

This to mr gomer

Quote:

SO BRODA
I REALLY UNDERSTAND U OK AND IT WILL BE OK BY ME

THE MAGA TOLD ME THAT HE PAID AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE WESTERN
UNION RECEIPT SO CAN U TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN TO IT AS I CAN SEE THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING NOW . UR PHONE NUMBER PLS , AS YOU NO THERE IS NO NEED
TO DRAG THIS LET MAKE THING WORKOUT THE WAY IT HAS TO BE . SHARING THE
MONEY WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM BUT CAN U TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN TO THE ONE HE
SENT .

ONE LOVE
DANIEL

Confusion and kaos seems to have gripped this lad by the throat in next to no time

When i grow up i want to be Mr Gomer

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:40 am

I think i love Mr. Gomer Laughing

thanks for posting these, i wondered about the whole story after reading some of the stories.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:27 pm

This is the last mail to my Gomerboy:

Quote:

GUY UR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!
NA EHYEH! MONEY U SHOP SO AND E GO FOLLOW.I GO TRACE U.ENJOY THE MONEY WHILE U CAN.UR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.I GO TRACE U AND U GO PAY WITH UR LIFE.JUST PRAY THAT UR GOMERBOYS GO DEY THERE TO SAVE YOU ON THE PAY BACK DAY.
SMILE THE MORE.WHO LAUGH LAST GO FIT LAUGH THE BEST.NO BE NAIJA? SMALL TOWN.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:44 pm

@Ab5olutD

Just love the Lad to Gomer rant. Laughing

@hezataz
I looked into your crystal ball and could see nothing. Does it need new batteries?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:04 pm

I've gotten 2 so far

lad of little words wrote:

You are a BIG FOOL

and one that reads like a baiter

Quote:

Yes, I read the info you sent me. You did obviously not read my instructions! I Asked you to provide me a picture of you BEFORE I send you the $2000. That is a lot of money and I will not give you the MCTN number before I have the picture. Also I would like you to give me exact information when I will get my consignment.

So: I want you to send me a picture with you or any of your assistants holding a hand written sign. It must e handwritten so I know it is true.

I want the sign to say:

Welcome
L.A.D
Buster

Exactly like that. And hand written. I dont care if it is you or any of your assistants, I just need something so I know that I am dealing with a real person. I hope that you are not affected by the trouble that are in Nigeria right now.

Take care dear friend and please reply as soon as possible.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 73

I've had a few from my lad. The first was;

Quote:

BRODA I HAIL YOU.

NO SHAKING ALL NA G. I NON VESS SAY YOU EAT MY MAGA OHH BUT I NEED MORE FAVOUR FROM YOU. NA MY NO 0805XXXX YOU FIT CALL ME ANYTIME FOR ME TO JOIN THE GOMER BOYZ.

Things turned sour after that after he wouldnt join the Gomerboyz (he needed a tattoo but wouldnt get one), but I have plenty planned for him. I can put his number up if anyone wants to abuse him?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:46 pm

Give the number to nottobescammed, he can phone your lad up live on air this Sunday and interview him.