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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been going through a mid-life crisis for about 5 years now.

During that time I have changed my family saloon car for a much more sporty model, I have suffered depression and all that goes with it, I joined Eater (obviously a good sign), suffered body part deterioration, changed my Eater name from Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (PVJ) to a more manageable HitchHiker - mainly so that I could make use of other Avatars without losing logical connections.

And on top of that, today I renew my subscription to the OYO Club.

Happy Birthday to all the others that have also renewed, or are about to renew their membership!

I just love this place. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds painful. Shocked Laughing

I recently dug up a load of old Scalextric track and set it all up in the loft.
Did you know you can make it digital now and have up to six cars on one lane? Luckily I have more than enough mates to make up the numbers. We drink beer and bicker over who gets to be Lewis Hamilton. Rolling Eyes Wink

I was thinking of getting a motorbike, but commonsense prevailed so I can't have it that bad. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oyo club? This? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1441763779151413600 Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to divert this thread off its natural course but
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Did you know you can make it digital now and have up to six cars on one lane?
just seemed to be the most pointless capability - definitely in the "Why?...because we can" category.

Unless you can get big rigs for Scalextric these days (and like C W McCall on the hifi).

Now back to "big bikes for bald guys"

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ I guess with big rigs and & lots of cars in one lane you can now have realistic scale traffic jams.

I still have the Harley I bought for my mid-life crisis, best thing I ever bought, and had promised myself since I was 14.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HitchHiker wrote:
changed my Eater name from Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (PVJ) to a more manageable HitchHiker


I wondered who you were! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
I guessed it was PVJ as his sig line still calls for "Vogons against 419" - I guess that should be "Betelgeusians against 419" now

Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OYO Club.

One Year Older Club. (It was my subtle way of announcing my birthday) Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Merry birthday, Hitchhiker! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday Hitch.
I hope you survive your midlife crisis. I'm old and realize that I was very, very lucky to survive mine.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday PVJ or whoever you are these days! (I had wondered who the hell you were to start with!)

If it's any help, I used to have 2 or 3 grey hairs in my chest hair. Now I can no longer count them, there's so many.

My head hair is long gone, and what's left is pretty grey. (Though not quite as grey as Windypops just yet).

I feel your pain.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Though I miss PVJ, I will get used to the HH avatars. Happy Birthday HH beers!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday HH

You poor thing, sorry to note you're suffering body part deterioration.

Maybe I could sit on your lap awhile to make sure your (ahem) important body part is functioning OK?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HitchHiker wrote:
OYO Club.

One Year Older Club. (It was my subtle way of announcing my birthday) Laughing


Ah .. Very Happy .. I got no further than 'on your own'

Many happy returns! beers!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HH That sounds like a great birthday present from CK as long as she is sitting with her back to you. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy bday HH. Very Happy

I had a feeling you changed your name by seeing the Vogon note in your sig line.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm looking forward to my mid life crisis. A motorbike is on the shopping list. I just hope I'm not as stupid as I was when I was 19!

Happy birthday Hitchhiker!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday, HH! Very Happy happy crowd

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday, HitchHiker!

happy crowd happy crowd happy crowd

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm in the middle of my mid life, already fallen off my bike Smile , I was considering a hair transplant too Embarassed but my wife has persuaded me to loose weight, go to the gym and shave my head so that I look like Ross Kemp (she's got a thing for him) Confused

Happy Birthday HH Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^I have a thing for him too. Cool

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http://www.rosskemp.co.uk/
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm glad you have an easier name now!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not going to go through that mid life thing just going to stay young at heart now iv got to find that patch stuff in the shed so i can patch my kite and my mates kite Crying or Very sad
And my boys are not aloud any were near my VMAX1200 Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i didnt see a problem with Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz
apart from the poetry
but then again I dont have airlock handy


I intend to wait a few years before decalring a midlife crisis




happy birthday fellow Saggitarians

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