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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:15 am |
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Disclaimer: If we have visually impaired baiters out there, I mean no offense at all by this modality. More power to you.
I'm playing with a check scammer who totally believes I'm legally blind, so we both have to type our emails in a ridiculously large typeface. (It's even bigger than that). My char also uses voice recognition software, so my emails are riddled with mistakes. Still he's been very compliant, even after such as this:
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Mister Micheal:
Hello. My diasability aide took mme to the Office Supplies store. We were dazled by the selecttion of versa producst availabl on the shelve which of these am i suppose to be using from these list they gayve uss:?
34IUV (VersaJette 34 and Lexmark 32 compatible)
Part# VIUVI-2293...
(...followed by a catalog of about 300 different types of printer inks in same gigantic font...)
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It was over 130 screens. He must have gone through it all, because I stuck something in the middle and he responded to it, using the same huge font. Maybe he's smart and shrinks it all down before reading, but still amusing to see him shouting back at me. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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SlapHappy
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:00 am |
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I'm glad you came back, bohigal. You always seem to come up with more funny ways to annoy the lads, and amuse us. |
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Titania
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:39 am |
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I think it's hysterical!
I haven't tried voice recognition software lately. The last time I tried it, the results were - well, not quite as you portray it, but just as laughable and just as confusing. I stick to typing, as long as I can feel the keys on the keyboard. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:05 am |
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Even at the demo for Vista's built in software, it didn't work - they blamed it on background noise (pfffftt). It's actually a perfect tool for baiters, because it doesn't work. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:17 pm |
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Stupid voice recognition software picks up everything you say. I mean look at what happened to Herb, one of my other characters:
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Deer Mister misery missouri M I S U E R I:
I am having a hard thyme finding the empty CN number on the form because it is all printed so lithely. Dam these failing eyes you should be thankful for your good eyesite jamila period space I am so glad this transaction is finely going through i really knead the money for new voice typing software. i sent the forms to my barrister so he can double cheque them you understand of coarse this is business not now baby i'm working you mean right here on the desk oooOoOO martha im working here wo baby no i think the chair can take it oops you like that god you are beautiful oh yeah baby yessend me home o yessend me home SEND |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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sir scam alot
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:24 pm |
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I about peed myself laughing. That's great. |
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