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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dont blame me for dressing up the poor cat
My eldest bought the outfits and the youngest puts them on.
I'm sure its just co- incindence that the cat flings himself out the windows
He does get his revenge, toes are pounced on in the middle of the night and hairs shed on clothes


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The river Tweed in down behind me there

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen Laughing Laughing

Thanks to insomnia I get to flick around the TV channels all night long saying "that's crap, that's crap, jaysus that's shite" etc etc. Every now and again it's possible to stumble over a gem of a tv show, such as Hill Street Blues. In the most recent episode the SWAT guy was asking the blondey one to join his Emergency Action Team and she replied something along the lines of "Oh I've always wanted to be an Eater" Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny: Your cats are cute Smile Any of them tried to stand on a bird table with a piece of toast balanced on their nose? And I see there's not much snow on the Eildons, think there was a bit on the Cheviots. Very Happy

Everyone else: Re Gamers. L33t talk and txt tlk annoys me in games, though I'm a forum RPer and not a Wow fan. Mind you, being a girl who likes a lot of stuff that men like is weird as well. The first wrestling game I joined, I got three marriage proposals within the first week.

Even now, people think I'm weird for liking wrestling...

You can all point and laugh now.

I'd better not tell you about pokemon then

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you were male over the age of 14 I'd say get out of that closet!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi! I'm new here. Can someone tell me what a postwhore thread is?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^
Harry,

After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

I googled it, and rather wished I hadn't.

Attentionwhore (image) is ok if parental controls are off.

This thread is brilliant, nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon somewhere.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tuco wrote:
Harry, After your avatar photo-op did you actually walk back to town like that?



No, I'm still there. It hurts to move.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^ They say if it lasts more than four hours you should seek immediate emergency medical help.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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nice of the admin to allow us loonies to howl at the moon


No howling. Due to global time differences, someone somewhere will have a hangover. As it's evening here, that person is not me. Wink

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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cant see the moon for the clouds
< shakes fist at clouds >

can I howl anyway? quietly?


OK
how about I just write it on a bit paper like the shy banshee in Discworld?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:
^^^ You're right, I better call for help. Do you know the number for 911?

If they have to send airlift medivac, you will make it as breaking news on CNN.

Go for it. Just be ready for a lot of questions.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They'll have to suspend him from the helicopter. No way that's going to fit on the stretcher thing. Unless they have a tree doctor on board with one of those noisy watchamacallits.... ah chainsaw! That's the word!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Everyone on Eater wrote:
JMRazor is my favorite Mod.


Discuss.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I must have missed that post, JMR. Do you have a linky?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find it insulting of accusing me of writing that JMR is my favorite mod.

Where's the evidence to support this claim?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JMR Wrote:
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Everyone on Eater wrote:
I don't think that you are being singled out, root. He's saying that we ALL love him more than the other Mods. That's just silly. Laughing There is no way that can be true. I wonder if he will now put up a poll??

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ But if everyone wrote it then I demand to see where I, specifically, pointed out that I personally think that JMR is great.
I do not remember stating this anywhere, but although sometimes I post under the influence of alcohol I wish to be pointed to the post where I did state this, even though intoxicated by beer this statement would be absolutely void anyway.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nobody likes Razor and he is a psuedo mod.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Being a Mod, as you know, I can hack into all your PMs and based on a scientifically significant sampling of those emails, I can safely state, with a 0.0% margin of error, that Everyone considers me the best Mod -- despite the (statistically insignificant, namely 3) responses in this thread to the contrary.

Some of you like to act tough in public, but in private, your adoration of me comes out in a variety of ways. To wit:

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I just finished crying today for the 2nd time. Why won't JMR just show me a little love?? Just a few soothing words and I feel like I can do anything. Oh well, I'll send him another email today and see if I can't get him to post some more in my baiting threads. His approval means everything to me.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

When you listed erotic fantasies as a hobby of yours, I did not realize that you meant you WROTE them. I just thought you like to read them. That's a big imagination of yours there Razor.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope you are not hacking into my PMs to Spudz. Not that I have ever sent any, sober or otherwise or discussed any kinky or deviant sexual acts.

Proberably definately! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I, for one, believe that jojo wrote that pm, even though Razor is not my favorite mod. Ima and I have a "special" relationship.
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If you have: how come Ima hasn't provided you with a new custom tag 'giant prick' to go with your avatar yet?

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