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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ex. wrote:
Video games aren't addicting. You don't HAVE to play a video game. Its your choice to do so. The same goes for alcohol, drugs, watching porn, shopping, overeating and baiting. If you feel that something you voluntarily do is addicting, then it suggests you possess a weak mind and/or are a self-saboteur.


YES I DO!!!! It's like heroin.......................................... My mind isn't weak. It just needs to be constantly distracted so I can drown out the voices in my head!!!

They tell me to burn things.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, I see the new programming is working. Well then NN, you know what has to be done.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Since we are making confessions...

I like to learn the basic principles of modern radars.
I like to draw triangles in map and compare sound-to-speed profiles.
I like to stare gauges that make no sense.
I like to stare at waterfall sonar for hours.
I have "419Eater is my life" written under my username and no matter how much I postwhore, it refuses to go away.

But even I don't like WoW. Seriously people, there is still something lower than a simulation nut.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

-C-, you would get my vote for 'the most rational and sane post' in the last several pages....but for this bit: I like to stare gauges that make no sense. Wink


edited: I thought I should add a definite article.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of them makes me worried. This one...

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...That red color is totally overmodelled.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah yes, the very reasons why I've never even considered internet gaming or any other form of "social networking".

The Eater is the only forum I post on and it's only because most non-baiters react very poorly when hearing of my expoits. Reactions typically fall into three groups:

A) The concerned, "They're going to find you and murder you!"
B) The wary, "How could you do something so cruel?"
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C) The anarcho-liberal, "Us vile Caucasians raped their lands for centuries and drove them to poverty while even today the evil corporations expoit them! What they're doing is just!"

Hmm, I've gone on quite a tangent there. To steer this back onto the intended topic, here's a link to a funny video.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My only RPG is playing with lads. I think I said something along those lines last night but my mind was a bit off. I blame the copious amounts of wheat beer. Mmmmmmm

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I see dead people.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I shoot dead people Very Happy
RE4

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After or before they're dead?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just don't undrstand a word of what I've just read.
My only comment is that if gamers really do post like that then I'm glad I ain't one!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Not all gamers, just the ones age 14 or below. You'll get a prodigy every now and then, but they always come out of their shells eventually.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have to agree with Spudz.

a) He is bigger than me
b) He has sent me money WU
c) He says Bejasus a lot
d) Agree with his idea for adding a submit while pissed button on post a reply

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WoW, I can't believe the indifference to Pastor Frank's Moon Cat, and what he is about to do with him. And his cruelty to Tits by refusing to feed them is shocking. This is what happens when people are addicted to video games. They stop seeing, feeling, and caring about real life. Someone in Texas get to PF's house, pronto, before he sends that cat into orbit in his Cat-O-Cannon Supergun, and starves that poor Tit to death.

And when Nanny put out a plea for warmth, you ignored her. You can curl up in fron of the fire over here Nanny, and I'll fix you some hot chocolate.

@-C- Post-Whoring does not increase your postcount, so I'm afraid you'll just have to post something worthwhile, or not, in another forum. You also have some bizarre confessions. You should really only discuss things like that with Pastor Frank.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Chain: Yes!

@ Kate: It's almost a week now how much longer am I going to have to wait for them rubber knickers?

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YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Spudz

You have corresponded incorrectly your size requirements. The garment you requested would fit two african elephants and still have room for the odd rhino.

Also, and this causing me very much stresses, the code you supplied for WU is lacking several digits.

Please reply me prompt this speedy and with safely garantee with much reputibleness.

yours faithfully ect ect - Am keeping a shortened profile - peeps is calling names like forumwhore - I have certificate of genuine insanity to prove otherwise.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sizes, hey your ad said they were worn by 'hot swetish model'

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well most people who are hot get sweatish, what did you expect?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just wanted to mention that I had a teacher by the name of Weiner, which basically is the German word for whiner.
Actually his name was quite fit...

On other news: It's 2:35 AM and there's only crap on TV...

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know what would be a good game? Discworld hangman.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It's because that every nut that fell into our torrent was carried along and thrived on our nutrients, and was eventually filtered out by nature, leaving us with nothing but pure and natural spring water.

Disagree.

It's the nuts that remain nuts due to the pickling effect of the free flowing Pimms that make eater the wonderful place it is.

That and a freshly powdered lotta.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Cy
I like the hangman idea

E?


@ Slap Ive got a whisky and ginger to keep me warm
and a cat
he's hiding from my youngest who found the cat santa outfit again
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this was me enjoying the fresh air last week, in warm and sunny Scotland
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Nanny, How YOU doin?



no matter the weather, I'm pretty sure I could warm you up........
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^She might consider if you were to take a shower. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Nanny - Shocked What a degrading outfit for the poor kitty...I'll bet he/she loves you for putting that thing on. You don't look too warm to me in that pic. I see goosebumps on your bare toes. Get some Inuit Mukluks. Smile

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