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alembic42
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 30
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:47 am |
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Hi all,
I'm in the middle of a handful of baits at the moment, and I'll post them when they're finished, but as an exception, I received this mail from one lad and I nearly wet myself. I don't even understand half of it. He's tried to use some phrases (which I'm hoping one of you guys have taught him) that make no sense whatsoever.
Anyway, enjoy:
KIND INFORMATION.
MR xxxxxxxxxx.
OUR LAW FIRM USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE TO STOP PLAYING WITH OUR LAW FIRM CHAMBER FOR YOURS INTEREST AND IDIOSYNCRASY. (eh?)
WE DID NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY CONCERNING WHAT WE TOLD YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AND AS IT MAYBE AT THIS POINT IN TIME,STOP MAKING SOMETHING THAT BRING OR PUT YOURSELF INTO ANOTHER THING. (not a clue what he's talking about)
HENCE YOU HAVE DECIDE NOT TO SEND THE MONEY TO THIS LAW FIRM AND AS THE CASE MAYBE NOW,IF TRULY THAT THERE IS MONEY SENT TO THIS CHAMBER WHILE CAN YOU MAKE A CALL AND SEND ALL THE INFORMATION TO THIS LAW FIRM CHAMBER. (I actually understand that bit)
BEFORE WARN IS BEFORE AIM,USE YOUR TEETH AND COUNT YOUR TONGUE WELL BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF AN OBJECTOR CARRICAKER JUR. (I presume he means caricature, but it is still gibberish)
SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND THE INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY TO THIS LAWYER TODAY SO THAT WE WILL CALL YOU ON YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR CLARIFICATION WHEN RECEIVE THE MONEY IF YOU ARE RIGHT THAT THOROUGHLY YOU SEND THE MONEY. (another sentence that sort of makes sense!)
RESPOND URGENTLY TO THIS MAIL THAN TO KEEP SILENT FOR YOUR OWN IDIOSYNCRASY. (back to the usual)
YOUR SINCERE IN SERVICE.
BAR DR xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ESQ.
PHONE +xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
All the best to everybody
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Agent419
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2008
Posts: 75
Location: Agency HQ
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:56 am |
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BEFORE WARN IS BEFORE AIM,USE YOUR TEETH AND COUNT YOUR TONGUE WELL BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF AN OBJECTOR CARRICAKER JUR. |
Thats going in my christmas cards this year |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:06 am |
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it's like it's been through a translation engine and back a few times -
BEFORE WARN IS BEFORE AIM, = Forewarned is forearmed?
It would explain what are clearly idioms in *some* language - maybe Arabic? Your boy is using a shouty keyboard which is often a sign of an Arabic keyboard (where caps lock toggles between English and Arabic). No matter, you could still find it hard to understand him all in capitals and ask him to write in normal mixed case. |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:14 am |
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Nice one!
Make sure you use the same words in your replies, and maybe throw in a few new ones...
anyway, it is his Kind Information and he's still sincere in service... so 'no problemo' I guess |
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onyenekwu
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2007
Posts: 82
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:39 am |
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he must have been heavily medicated or lagered up when he remembered to bring you up to speed.
it should have read 'use your tongue to count your teeth' which is a common idiomatic expression in Nigeria. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:33 pm |
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^^^ Google comes up with a few hits, none of which explains the meaning.
www.columbia.edu/itc/mealac/pritchett/00fwp/igbo/oguamalam/03act3.html
mentions it along with several other weird and wonderful phrases that may have baiting potential.
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The grasshopper that was killed by the hornbill was done in because of deafness.
You are swelling up like bread rising, what are you going to do?
Say another word and I will show you what the fire did to the rat' s ear.
The vicious woman sprouts teeth while still in the womb!
But remember that one who chases after a chicken has to fall, while the chicken's lot is only to waddle. |
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_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:34 pm |
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alembic42 wrote: |
HENCE YOU HAVE DECIDE NOT TO SEND THE MONEY TO THIS LAW FIRM AND AS THE CASE MAYBE NOW,IF TRULY THAT THERE IS MONEY SENT TO THIS CHAMBER WHILE CAN YOU MAKE A CALL AND SEND ALL THE INFORMATION TO THIS LAW FIRM CHAMBER. (I actually understand that bit)
Alembic |
You do???????
The 1st 12 words seemed to make a bit od sense, but then he lost me. |
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