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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:14 pm

I asked my attorney what law school he attended....

Barrister T0m R0bert responded...

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The law school I attended has burned to the ground so that the school does not produce any more like me.

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:20 pm

sly little minx Laughing

did he get out safely or was he discombomulated by the inferno Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:35 pm

Quote:

The law school I attended has burned to the ground so that the school does not produce any more like me.

That's to our benefit if you ask me. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:50 pm

BWAAHAHHAHHHAHAHHA Laughing

Sometimes they are so fun Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:48 pm

And 10 more schools spring up somewhere else. Soooo funny.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:59 am

Who set the fire, him or the school? Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:25 am

I like his snappy response. You gotta wonder what's going on inside lads' heads sometimes.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:03 am

Ha ha, nice one! Sometimes simple and innocent questions lead to unsuspected and funny answers!

I suppose since the law school burned down, the name is no longer important... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:14 am

Well, that answers that question. On to the next one. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:48 am

Is he the barrister to Mrs Maria Eich by any chance?

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:54 am

@iMike...

Sorry, this one is the barrister for Ms. Viv4in.
He may be representing more than 1 dying cancer victim since his law school that burned to the ground may have specialized in "dying cancer patient Wills and Estates" law.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:43 pm

iMike wrote:

Is he the barrister to Mrs Maria Eich by any chance?

That would be "Barrister Tom" I take it... I have him too - he's fun Smile

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:05 pm

I'm getting nowhere with him

My first email to him:

Quote:

Mrs Eich asked me to contact you. Can you tell me what this is about?

His reply:

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I don't know what is about.

I sent him a copy of the email from 'Mrs E1ch' & pointed out she'd asked me to contact him for further details.

His reply to that:

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Then act according to her instruction.

I pointed out further that I was acting according to her instruction & contacting him. His response:

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Then you act according to her email to you.

The email address she gave me in the original email was [email protected] Is this the same address you have? Only thing I can think of is that the address in the original email is wrong & I've been pestering an ITP. Either that or this one's lazy as hell / thick as pig sh*t.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:41 pm

^^^ That's him, have the same address

He really is dumb as a box of rocks. I think he's completely new at this and utterly clueless. I am onto my third character with him as the usual baiting methods of being a dumb victim and asking questions utterly confuses him.

Right now I am after messing him about by sending him down to Moneygram time and time again for transfers that just don't seem to work.

EDIT: He's now replying to me on "[email protected]" Everyone feel free to pile in and say "Mrs Eich has asked me to contact you about her willing 3 million dollars to me"

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I bet the school was torched when a burning chicken ran into a classroom.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:05 pm

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The law school I attended has burned to the ground so that the school does not produce any more like me.

/MBL slinks innocently away, one box of matches lighter than when he arrived/ Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:01 am

@iMike...

I'm now playing with your T0m R0bert.

I sent him a mail expressing interest in Ms. Maria's wad of cash.
I thought it would be interesting to introduce my attorney T0m R0bert to T0m Robert the Barrister later in the bait.

After I expressed interest in Ms. Maria's easy money, he sent me this...

Quote:

Ok, thanks mr advicer.

I'm not sure if your T0m R0bert has all of his brain cells... Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:23 am

^^^ This one really is on the short bus. This is in his second email to me

Quote:

Now what we will need is the money to process the document, which will cost us $35,000 USD and is your duty to help so that we can process the documents first before presenting your complete info to the bank as soon as the holiday is over

I'm guessing that he's a 419 noob, probably some scammer in his town had a bit of luck on "Barrister Tom" thought "sod looking after goats, I'll have some of that action".

I'm baiting him from three different angles right now plus going for a massive bit of de-education as I want him to help scam the charity I work for out of $0.5m

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:13 pm

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as soon as the holiday is over

He must be a n00by scammer! Laughing

They are supposed to want their payment before the year has ended. You need to hurry up your deal! The faster this gets done, the better! Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:01 pm

So, we're going with the 'thick as pig sh*t' option then. Very Happy

Just as long as I know I haven't mis-spelled the email address & hassled some poor innocent sod.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:38 am

You would think a barrister would know what a "will" was in a legal context wouldn't you. Not Barrister Tom who, when I asked if I had to wait until the widow had died to get her money, asked me to explain so I have had to educate him:

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Hello Mr Robert,

Certainly I can explain. You see in my country a document called a "will" (more properly it should be referred to as a "Last Will And Testicle") is a document which a person makes which contains a set of instructions as to how their money and property (called "Goods and Chatteris") is to be divided up AFTER they have died. The people named in the will who will receive things are called "Benefunctionaries" and the person names as responsible for seeing that the wishes of the demised are carried out (that would be you in this case) is called the "Executioner".

So if Mrs 3ich has made me a benefunctionary of her will I will have to wait until she dies before I can receive that portion of her goods and chatteris.

With any luck he'll add that to his script.

(Chatteris = small town in Cambridgeshire, England)

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