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 I still don't understand how WU works (hehe)

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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am 133 days into this bait. We are finally at the WU stage. The lad has tried explaining WU to me, but I just don't get it. Laughing

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Dear Sn3rd,

We received your swift response. Go ahead and send fee immediately I will see what I would talk to them about .

Receiver's Name: B0de Williams
Sender's Name; M0rtimer Sn3rd
Text Question; How are you
Text Answer; Fine
Destination: Lagos Nigeria
Sum; USD$200

Proceed immediately to any glossary shop western union or money gram outlet close to you . Furthermore Immediately you got the fee sent email the payment details .

I urge your co-operation accordingly.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Gl3nda Pamler.
(Yes, Mr. Glenda!)

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Dear Mr Glenda,

I have decided to use a bank-to-bank transfer, and to transer the money to our corporate bank account in Nigeria. You will need to go to the following bank to pick up payment:

(real bank in Lagos)
(real street address of real bank in Lagos)
Lagos 0

You may need to speak to the foreign account manager, Mr. Chi0ba. I have already spoken to him on the phone and he is expecting you.

Since I'm using our foreign account, payment in full of $350 has been made, as that I was able to borrow some money at the last minute.

Please confirm to me when you have picked up the money.

thanks,

M0rtimer Snerd


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We are sorry but we don't get money that way, its either you go pay via western union or money gram money transfer. We don't accept bank transfer go back and get your money and send it the way you have instructed to make the payment, as a matter of fact you are delaying this transaction.

have a great day.
Regards
Director Gl3nda Palmer


Quote:
What do you mean? Western Union is a telegraph company and you don't get money from them. You get money from the bank.


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Yes, you don't get money from them, You would go to any of there stand and make your payment where you will have to fill a form and send us the information that was given to you there where you made the payment.
You can get them at any store and western union outlet there are lots of them in USA.
You have started making this issue a long one again here, the council is complaining again on your issues due to your last mail have i already pleaded and they want to take the $200, so why are you delaying again.
Regards
Director Gl3nda Palmer.


Quote:
Dear Mr Glenda,

That's what I keep trying to tell you, is that you don't get money from Western Union. I don't know why you keep asking me to go to them to make a payment if you yourself don't go there to get money. It makes no sense to me to use them when they are not part of this transaction. They are not involved in our communications and they are not the ones who are going to hand out money, especially if they think that people go there to pay them.

Now I have transferred money to that bank in Nigeria and it is very important that you go there to get the money. The manager is already getting suspicious that no one has come into his bank to claim the money and he called me to ask when the money is going to be picked up.

Now will you please go to the bank and get the money? I don't want anyone to show up and claim this money under false pretenses. I have a friend who used to work for the State Department and he told me that several times con artists would send people claiming to be his representatives when he sent money over there and they would sometimes get the money.

thanks,

M0rtimer Snerd


I don't know where this is going to go from here, but people don't go to WU to get money, they go to the bank. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

that is beautiful Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It makes total sense to me. Great modality! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i love a good delaying tactic...... Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good stuff, good stuff Smile
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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jeeminy Crickets, is this guy lazy or what?

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Listen Carefully,
I want you to know that their is no way i can go to the bank and get the money because i am not a Nigerian citizen and i don't have a Nigerian Passport.
I would advise you to go and get back your money from the bank and go to make the payment via western union money transfer or Money gram transfer as side that we don't receive any money.
We would be having our last meeting tomorrow on the issue of your funds and if you can't come up with the money they would have to decline you access to the funds.
I don't want this funds to go to some one else i advise you quickly go and get the money back from the bank and go to any stores or outlets to make the payment.
Regards
Director
Gl3nda Palm3r.


I think my next step is this: the bank manager over there will want a fee of $50 to send it back to me. I'll ask the lad for his advice on what to do. I'll wait until later today before I ask him.

I'm sure the council will grant me an extension. Any reason why they shouldn't? Laughing

EDITED TO ADD: On second thought, I'll ask him what he meant by Western Union Money Transfer, as that I never heard of telegraph companies doing this.

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"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007

"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I want you to know that their is no way i can go to the bank and get the money because i am not a Nigerian citizen and i don't have a Nigerian Passport.


Maybe this would convince her: "The bank manager assured me that there is no need to be a Nigerian citizen to accept the money. It is an international bank and they deal with people of many nationalities. All you have to bring is a passport from your own country, your residence permit, or another photo ID such as a valid drivers license, or school id that will proves your identity and then collect the money. "

I give up! If the bank wont give her the money how to heck is she expecting to collect at WU without an id ??? Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That's what I was thinking. Sometimes in that time before I reply, I'll go over several possible next moves. I think in my next email I'll mention that it wasn't that way when I was in Nigeria a few years ago installing and testing mainframes for the NNPC. I may also say something derogatory about the people who use WU.

However, as I'm writing these, I also write them on the fly, and come up with some things in realtime.

Either way you cut it, this lad is failing to recognize a basic truth of life that became the title of a Joe Walsh album a long time ago: "You can't argue with a sick mind". Laughing

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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.

"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007

"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007

As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation.
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Captain Pike
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, here's my reply:

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Dear Mr. Glenda,

I do not understand what you are talking about. The money was transferred to an accounts payable account. My company has employees in Nigeria who are not Nigerian citizens and who do not have Nigerian passports, and they don't have any problems getting money from the bank. All I have to do is authorize you and you're good to go. You have been authorized to pick up the funds. You will have to bring identification, and that's it. The manager already knows the account number and the amount to pay you. You do have to mention my name, M0rtimer Snerd.

And I don't understand why you keep harping on Western Union. Western Union is not in the money business. They are not a bank. If people want money, they go to the bank. Western Union does not transfer money. That's the function of a bank. I have never heard of anyone going to Western Union to get money. They instead provide telegraph services and they relay messages. I don't know why you want me to use them to send you messages when I can use email.

Now please tell the council that I am working very hard at getting you your money. If you still don't like this bank idea, then I will see if I can get someone over there to pay you. But I really want you to go to the bank.

best regards,

M0rtimer Sn3rd


As I was near the end of writing this, it occurred to me that I need to start baiting another lad as M0rtimer Sn3rd, and to use him as my friend who will pay the money to my first lad.

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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.

"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007

"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007

As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation.
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