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 Another T.W.A.T safari, now with sheep and pron.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, our sharp-dressed lad didn't like the kidnapping, I did mention a possible dollachop earlier to prepare him for this inevitable twist in the play in which he is an unaware star participant.

He whined about no food or water, geez, does every lad come this unprepared? I sent him this, let's see what happens if a lad goes to a police station in northern Nigeria. They aren't as friendly to lads up there from what I hear, especially ones from other countries.

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They're holding him for ransom somewhere near the Golden Mosque. They want a ransom of $50,000 but they do not have the cash that he was supposed to deliver to you. Timothy was smart enough to leave the cash in his hotel room, he called me before he left to meet you. What you need to do now is contact the police on the behalf of our church. If you are successful in getting him released unharmed, then the $50,000 ransom will be your's to keep.

Please hurry, these kidnappers are evil men.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So much for a bit of faith in the TWAT eh? Tell him 'this is not a vacation!' Very Happy
Maybe the Rev can send him a nice email tellling him not to worry about minor things as food and water. The twat definately has bigger plans with him and much more is to come...

I'm sure you can provide him with an official letter of the church (in french) he can show to the local Police to explain the situation? This men needs all the help he can get... Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Abuja police are demanding a bribe before they'll help the lad. lol

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just a note on the sharp-dressed look - very few people in West Africa own digital cameras, they often go to photography centres which will also rent out suits and jewellery for a couple of bucks! It may be your lad rented these especially for your photoshoot Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He said he was wearing the same suit on his trip. hmmm

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Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
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Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our lad is not happy, but still holds on to the idea that there may be money in it, somewhere.

Ip: 41.204.224.41 (Abuja)

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Dear Rev. Benjamin,

Thank you so much for joeperdizing my life and destiny, God will reward you. I am going back to my country this afternoon by the Grace of God Almighty, a good samaratant has given me some money to travel back to my country, my God will bless him. Yes, I see you are a total dissappointer, a sheater, a deceiver, a lieyer, and a frusterater, but God did not allowed me to die in Abuja though I lost every thing I have. So if you still want me to continue with you in the name of helping you bring your Church in my country and other African country, then send me the money to the bank account I send to you, because I am not going any where again to collect the money since you don't care for my welfare and life,
I told you everything about my condition here in Abuja and you don't even care to know, all you did was sending me to call police in order to rescue bro Timothy which I don't even has his contact number or hotel name how do you think I can find him? In all things I give God the Glory that at lest I am still alive after all the holdous. I see you are not seriouse about our business and you are not to be trusted anymore, remember you call yourself a Reverend which I don't know if you are the one, you never act like a Reverend in times of trouble to your fellow human being, how i am I sure that you are a Reverend in need? I trusted you before, I fear you as God saint to me, I followed all your instruction to this level without missing step, I live my profession as a lawyer in order to work with you, I aboundon my family because of you, I wasted my money because of you, I stay here with honger for good four days because of you. Remember God is on his thrown washing and he will pay you back according to your did. infactically I am short of word now because of my situation here, but be very careful because the rout of God will be upon you if you don't change or repent of this wicked life of yours.

I am waiting to hear from you soon, and may God forgive you.

Mustapha


I'm telling him that this is a test of his faith and he has failed miserably.

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This is a test of your faith and you have failed miserably so far.

When things get hard, instead of resolving the problem, you make excuses and blame other people. These are not characteristics we are looking for in a new minister of the great .

Now if you want to get off your ass and help the church, this is the phone number that called me about Timothy being held for ransom. 23480xxxxxxxx (Juan Freizwidatt's lad, Samuel Ikape) Laughing

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Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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These are not characteristics we are looking for in a new minister of the great TWAT
Much too self-absorbed, IMO.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad went back home. IP 41.207.162.2

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Dearest Rev. Benjamin,

I am very grateful at list I have known that I was communicating with a Reverend Minister and not frustrations of destiny and live. I wrote to you in that manner because I was feeling as if I was communicating with one of those scammers who will like to frustrate someone because of what others did to them; but thank God I can have a grate confidence with myself and you in working together in the vein yard of God Almighty. I am very sorry that I wrote to you in that way, but know I have faith and trust in you, but you have to come to my edge because I am helpless here with you or brother Timothy.

Mustapha


And this:

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Dearest Rev. Benjamin,

I am very sorry that I address you the way I did, it was out of courage and due to harrassment in the Hotel I was staying, and also base on the police attitude towards me in order to recue Brother Timothy. Please over look my doings and fult in any form, and help me I am desperately ready, I mean even ready to do any thing in order to get TWAT started in my country Lome-Togo. I take you as my father and my spiritual inspirator, so you can not just aboundon me like that. How is Brother Timothy? Have you been able to hear from him? I have been trying to reach you through the Church line but all my effort proved abortive. Please send me your mobile phone number, I will be contacting the hoodlums know. So how am I going to collect the money for the commisioning of the TWAT? I am more than happy now since I have known my stand and whom I am dealing with and i am also desperate to be working with you and the entire TWAT. Please take me as your son from now onward and forgive me as Christ has forgiven us our tresspasses, I promise to be obediance and faithful to you and the things of God Almighty.

Thank you very much for your understanding and kindness to me, I will be looking forward to hearing from you.

God bless you

Yours son
Mustapha


So he's still on the hook. I think I'll fix him up with a nice little bank slip and send him to Accra this time. He's a sleazy lad but he keeps coming back for more.

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
pony Mortar x15 (some survived) Closed lad accounts x280 T.W.A.T Nurse Nastys Audi TT United States
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now we need to decide what's next for this lad. He has obviously failed his mission but I have told him that Timmy has been taken by his captors to Lagos. This will tie in with Juan's lad who is based in Lagos.

If anyone has some ideas what to do with this lad, let me know.

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
pony Mortar x15 (some survived) Closed lad accounts x280 T.W.A.T Nurse Nastys Audi TT United States
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Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated Easter Egg
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have received word from our lad he knows someone in Lagos. Timmy has been taken there by one and is being held captive in Sammy's apartment. God only knows what is happening there to poor Timmy but our Togo-based lad may just travel to Lagos to rescue Timmy's virginity.

I may have accidentally said that the church was offering a $100,000 reward for the safe return of Timmy and we really don't care what happens to Sammy. I understand they look unkindly on homosexuality and baaaaaad acts involving sheep.

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
pony Mortar x15 (some survived) Closed lad accounts x280 T.W.A.T Nurse Nastys Audi TT United States
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good he's still on the hook and wants more Very Happy

great replies he gives too.... you can hear the frustation... Twisted Evil

'Thank you so much for joeperdizing my life and destiny, God will reward you. '

' Yes, I see you are a total dissappointer, a sheater, a deceiver, a lieyer, and a frusterater, but God did not allowed me to die in Abuja though I lost every thing I have.'

Apparently this key-board is coffee-proof.. I only had to explain my co-workers what the laughing was about...

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like you need to wire him money to aid him getting Timmy. You know, for bribes and that sort of thing.

But it needs to be a secure transfer WU to Lagos. Can't trust others in intercepting money for such an extremely important mission....
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, if you want to send him to Benin City we do have Dan's address. Dan hasn't been visited in a few months, and I'm sure he's getting lonely.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If Sammy thinks he has it bad now, wait until "superfly" and his boys come looking for the cash. Things could get crazyJ

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Safari = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
Safari2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
Safari = (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
Safari = Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
Safari2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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infactically I am short of word now because of my situation here,



Now that's a miracle indeed. Never seen a lad short of words because of their situation. Usually the worse their situation the wordier they get. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations on your safari, SSA! I love that outrageous suit. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Odd, my wife just tells me to pick up my thrown washing, *sigh* I guess that's what you get for not being God Very Happy

This Lad is a marvel and I'm really enjoying watching him get stredded all over the place... Laughing

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