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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Twisted Evil Any advice?[/b][/b]
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beer usually helps... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep....definitely beer

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why, of course.

Advice . . . hmmm. . .

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You know what? This list would be easier if you were a bit more specific. Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pissed means drunk in some places. Maybe there's already been too much beer.

Maybe the OP would care to clarify?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok I just got finished drinking a beer , telling my mom Happy Birthday, and I'm almost done cleaning the floor. Now, does anyone have any advice on how to get one of these muppets on the line? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You missed a bit.... there, no there, yep that's the spot.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go to the surplus section of the forum. There are plenty to pick from!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

telephone?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you try mailing one?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Offer the lad money..... Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Frisky Fister wrote:
Twisted Evil Any advice?[/b][/b]


Format it like this.
Any advice?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd advise not running with scissors. That and reading the stickies, Eater U, and visiting the surplus forum.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jeeez, what a bunch of smart alecs we are. Laughing

Set up a gmail account (or other free webmail) with all fake information. Look in the surplus forum for a scam email or seven that you want to reply to, and write to the scammer as if he had sent it to you. Keep the reply simple, something along the lines of "I'm interested, please tell me more about this".

You should get some responses and then you can just wing it. Meanwhile, there is tons to read here that will help you out. Look at the sticky topics in the scambaiting help forum, specifically.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@FF
Welcome to Eater, try to be a bit more forth coming with your questions and we'll do what we can to help you.

If you want to get involved, please read the stickies first, learn how to bait safe, then have a rummage around in the surplus letters forum for something which you like the look of at send the lad a message.
Doesn't need anything fancy, a simple 'I am interested but I don't understand what you mean' can be as little as it takes. (You might even get away with even less)
Then you just follow along as see where it takes you.

Good luck.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NEVER EVER go down a hot metal slippery slide in the heat of the day with nothing on. I didn't listen to my mother and now I have a prosthetic arse.

Now we have millions of threads on how to get started. The best one is here. Written by someone brilliant... with a rubber arse.

It'll get you going and what to expect. Spend a bit of time reading some of the published baits as well. They will really help you along.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you for the start.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you have the time this link has some good starter info that can be helpfull with picking up some jargon we use

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=125681

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cookies are good too. Eat lots of cookies while scambaiting Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Frisky, I hope you have looked at some of the advice you have been given above. Do you have a particular kind of lad you want to service?

Your mastery of the vague should make you a good straight baiter, so you might want to look at starting there. Reading the stickys and forum guidelines is always a good place to start.

I hope you are a round for a while. You can be a welcome addition to us here.


@NN, no wonder you like giving those shots... Wink



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't ask for credit

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't ask vague questions.

Welcome to Eater though! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

An advice?

If someone called Mr.G0mer emails you, shut your PC down, run, and never look back!

Another advice... you could buy some beers for the premium members... yeah, that would definetely help you...

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BobCat wrote:
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