Need a legalese speaker

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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:29 pm

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LEGAL LOOPHOLE FOUND!!!!!!
there is a gap between 2200 and 0500. people will abuse this

You are right!
Damn these people!
I haven't even finished the document and already they are trying to abuse my system. Bleed me dry! Snatch the food from my plate and steal the shirt off my back!!!
How can they have sunk so low!!?!?
I feel betrayed. Humiliated. Abused.
Well that is it.
That is the last straw!!!
The Trough is closed until further notice!
Evil or Very Mad

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 146

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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:43 pm

I am thinking of maybe having something which 'ticks all boxes' so to speak.
I remember getting a gas bill in the UK once and it had a whole list of options for large print, braille, voicemail etc. I was wondering what would happen if I ticked all boxes so that is exactly what I did.
A week later I had a bloke standing outside the house with a luminous megaphone yelling "DOT... DASH...DASH... DOT...DOT ....DASH...DOT..."