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 The Original TWAT Wishes Everyone a Merry Christmas

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jojobean
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the original TWAT. He is the Lad That Stole Christmas and the one who built the original pyramid. He has been getting ignored for quite some time now. He even knows about 419Eater.

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Hello,this is rev. omoruyi, i would like to wish a merry christmas to all the members of twat and especially all of the eater members. first of all may i use this medium to thank our amiable daddy in the lord the vision bearer of this great church rev. william u. phystem and his officaials for marking it posssible for me to be a minister under twat. may GOD almigthy not let your oil go dry,
daddy like you want to here me preach the gospel send me your phone number so that i will preach inside for your hearing if you have a specail topic indicate so that i will preach on it.

thanks rev. omoruyi irabor
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That's pretty good, but this was just too good not to post:

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He did this of his own free will. I never once asked him for it.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's hilarious. Laughing

So he's a card-carrying huh? I'm guessing he hasn't quite figured out eater yet.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

BWAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAA Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A true believer! Amen!!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Praise the Lad... oops i meant Lord!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At least he's the first with a sense of humor Very Happy

Did you already send him a nice christmas-card, wishing him a good christmas and even better 2009, as long as he'll stop scamming?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bravo!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Imagine if he put his "talents" to actual use?! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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daddy like you want to here me preach the gospel send me your phone number so that i will preach inside for your hearing if you have a specail topic indicate so that i will preach on it.


Now there's a candidate for notobescammed's Sunday radio show if ever I saw one !!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well that is indeed interesting. He will not have recieved a penny from you guys. But I wonder if he has rounded himself up a congregation and is using that to earn some sepending money. Classic stuff!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha.

Wish him Merry Christmas from my parts

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is he joking with you, or does he still expect some church funds “real soon now”?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I could send him a talking Christmas e-card for you.

One of my baiting characters sent this one to a lad:
http://www.bluemountain.com/view.pd?i=200232352&m=7323&vc=1&source=bma&sync=1

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jojo, excellent, you clearly know how to play the line like any good fisherman! The next challenge is seeing if he'll preach anti-theft sermons, maybe you can turn him? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

finally i find out what that acronym stands for Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Will great wonders ever cease? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For those unfamiliar with his original work, it can be seen here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96169&highlight=stole+christmas

That is one of the funniest lad trophies ever. YW and BW did a great job with that.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He just keeps sending pics:

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/ORIGINAL_TWAT/scan0007.jpg

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

Not quite as cheerful as his first photo.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great stuff, Merry Christmas! Smile

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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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