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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:15 pm |
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Another Lad isn't up to speed with American slang!
I wrote a while back about Lads getting confused when Captain Mal uses the phrase, "What the Sam Frick..." Well, here's another.
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What the Sam Frick is the bank doing arranging a lawyer for me? I thought you were going to take care of that! |
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Thank you for your urgent reply.This is the Attorney Contact below. We don't have anybody as Sam Frick here. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:22 pm |
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I wonder if that would work with "What in Holy Moses..." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:55 pm |
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Another Lad doesn't like Mal's use of slang, as in this...
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I have been gorram serious from the git-go, but like just about anyone else I don't like being jerked around by a bunch of sissy-boy rent-a-cops who could have made this so much easier if they'd made this clearer from the beginning!
You tell me to be more reasonable, understanding, and tolerant; it's hard to do that when the people you're dealing with would turn Gandhi homicidal!
Also - "you are to comply with their rules and not the other way round" - I don't subscribe to the Basil Fawlty school of business management. In my book companies are supposed to treat clients with respect and honor their wishes because they are there for us, not the other way around! |
... prompted this (emphasis added).
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You must understand that I did not schooled in your country and therefore found very unfamiliar your semantic innuedos. |
Huh?
Then the Lad added:
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We have a desperate situation at hand needing a logical judgment and gracious concession, not because your position and thoughts are not right, but because sometimes in life, even wise men humble themselves for greater benefits. |
Fortune cookie bollocks! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:19 pm |
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I love the slippery grasp that most Lads have on the English language
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What do you mean by what we meant,please if you have not digested my previous email to you then kindly go through it carefully and let us know your decision faster in your best interest. |
Any long mails from Lads - I just reply "please explain".
It really hacks them off.
Next message.
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I don't understand. |
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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:34 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
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You must understand that I did not schooled in your country and therefore found very unfamiliar your semantic innuedos. |
Say what? |
I’m sure you meant to say “to-wubba who?”
Been having all sorts of linguistic high jinks with Mal-speak my own self. Don’t need nouns, much of the time, so long as I include the pertinent.
Just keep on giving heartache to those irritating cods, and keep ’em from learning English any better than the fèiwù they’ve got now. Dǒng ma? |
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