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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:36 pm

I've suspended Gorilla until he answers my PM.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:48 pm

^^^
We've had Gorillas in the midst, perhaps Sigourney will grace our thread next?

Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:53 pm

Damn. Looks like we've upset someone .. Gomer: report at the mod lounge stat! Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:10 pm

And they say lads can't type worth a shit... Laughing

Hello Gorilla, welcome to hell. A goat shall be along to service you shortly.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:17 pm

I wish I could go in and fix the quotes myself.
My ocd is going crazy looking at gorilla's posts... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:25 pm

luckey, seeing as how it is the holidays couldnt you just see your way clear to let one troll through so we could have a gift to play with? Laughing

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 3

GomerPyle wrote:

I've been baiting this idiot for a while. Counterfeit cheque lad baits shouldn't last long, but every now and again you meet a prize idiot. One has sent me three cheques and is apologising that that I never get them - so I tell him. Very Happy

His opening mail doesn't matter. Just tell him you're interested and get the cheques sent to a drop box or a hole in the ground. Laughing

[email protected]

Quote:

Hi Bertie, i know you get the 15% commisiion on the check and the balance has to be sent back to our agent in the USA, please let me know when you need our agents information, thanks and I'll talk to you soon, also let me know as soon as you are ready to send the balance back to my guy in the USA, i have to give the okay to the company to mail you the other check for 30,000 or would you prefer smaller checks that would total 30,000....

Thanks
M Smith

P.S. Bertie if you know of anyone else that would want to work with my company please let me know, perhaps i could increase your percentage to 20% of the total check value to you and 80% back to our company...

I want big felching cheques, and lots of 'em. Keep him occupied over Christmas, like one of Santa's little elves knocking off fake cheques in his underground grotto.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Oh look the idiot is back, i see originality is not your strong point. Very Happy

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 3

Donato wrote:

Oh look the idiot is back, i see originality is not your strong point. Very Happy

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CANT DEAL WIHT THE TRUTH, YOU ARE PETTY 419 BUSTERS YOU WISH YOU WERE LIKE MIKE LOGAN AKA CHRIS NOTH I TAKE IT LAW AND ORDER CI IS NOT YOUR THING OR MAYBE IF YOU SPEND MORE TIME IN THE GYM AND LOOSE THOSE HEINEKEN BELLY YOU WOULD BE OKAY YOU WANT TO BE A DETECTIVE GO AND GET A JOB AND BE ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 3

[quote="luckey"]I've suspended Gorilla until he answers my PM.[/quote]

YOU ARE RACIST THERE ARE LAWS IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR THIS LONG LIVE THE KLU KLUX CLAN

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:18 pm

YEAAAA thanks luckey. Its like Christmas morning. Hey tool bag thanks for coming back so we can kick you around a bit. Twisted Evil

As for Heineken bellys any day you want to come climbing with me, I will not cut your belay rope . . . I promise Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Hey Gorilla, you secretly wish you were one of us, it's ok you can admit it.

I hope Santa buys you a dictionary for Christmas.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:26 pm

Being the nice guy I am Donato I thought I would help our toy. Here you go G http://www.merriam-webster.com/ please avail yourself to its services.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:11 am

I told you I attract a lower class of witless moron.

Another of my happy customers I presume. Laughing

Keep your chickens in tonight.

I presume that there are laws in YOUR country against being a lying scammer, but then you appear to be making a presumption about the race of the scammer - which is racist in itself.

In case you're interested I also upset white scammers too.

All in all I'm quite an annoying person. Wanna be my pen pal ? Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:02 am

I feel there's a long lasting friendship developing here. Too bad monkeybreath can't reply anymore ... he could have been the best christmas gift ever ...

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:12 am

Unfortunately he was a potty mouth as well as a potty brain.

Some scammers just can't take a joke. Laughing

Coming here is just his way of advertising what an idiot he is. Very Happy

.... and if what I say upsets him... pffffffffftttt. Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:29 am

'Idiot' sounds a bit harsh .. 'mentally subnormal' maybe .. sub-subnormal at most .. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

@gomer

can u phone him would love to hear what he has to say.

maybe he would like to answer a few questions on the radio show

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:57 am

I can understand Mr gorilla being upset if he was indeed the baitee, but his insults seem to be way off the mark - if I were him, I'd have increased my credibility by calling you
cruel
torturing
prickteasing
vindictive
petty
bastards
or something like that, something you could really identify with, you know? All this SOON TO BE MR SAD piffle does nothing to address the causes of his grievances. Gold stars all round Smile

Oh and Gorilla419, please feel free to take a swipe at me, but don't forget to quote the whole post, spaz up the tags (like the genius you are), and engage CAPS LOCK before your perverse comedy insults.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:03 am

Whoa, did everyone get a truck load of abuse from this guy or just me?
He suggested in very lewd terms that I perform the act of fellatio on Bertie and emailed a link to this thread.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:06 am

Curiouser and curiouser. Wink

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:24 am

gorilla316 wrote:

GomerPyle wrote:

Anderson Harnarinesingh
483 Driggs Avenue
Brooklyn NY 11231
USA

IF THIS INFORMATION IS REAL, THIS GUY SHOULD SUE ALL OF YOU, I LIVE IN NIGERIA BUT I KNOW THE LAWS OF OYUR COUNTRY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY MENTIONED HERE ISN'T A VICTIM.

Brooklyn is in Nigeria? News to me.

You should really answer my PM Gorilla316.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:53 am

I'm confused. Could someone post a synopsis please.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:23 am

a synopsis

Duly done.

Laughing

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