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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:52 am

All right - it's a Chevrolet - but he's a Lad, so I couldn't be bothered to check my facts.

Next mail I'll send the picture. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:17 am

oh ok lol this lad is kinda sharp
hes known to google stuff and try and ip trace.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:40 am

I think the standard of Lads is not what it used to be. This is an excerpt from a scam mail in today.

Quote:

This is how it works I, will be sending across to you, any of our Electronic Credit Card no matter were you are in the world, it will get to you, which you will be using to make cash withdrawal everyday of your life. The maximum of withdrawal is 500,000,00 US Dollars(Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) per day all you have to do is receive and start making withdrawal with the pin code, nevertheless each draw you make using this card you are to send across to me 350%, of the money while the other 15% will be for you,this will continue as long as you are honest and sincere to partner with me base on trust.

I've never quite got my head around how a Lad thinks this is even plausible, but imagining half a million dollars spraying out of an ATM machine leads me to think he's never used one himself. You'd be up to your knees in notes Laughing

... and quite how he can work out 365% defies belief and why would anyone want to pay back a substantial amount of the money they are due to receive ? It's a scam that doesn't add up - literally. Shocked

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:51 am

Don't forget about this nugget

Quote:

which you will be using to make cash withdrawal everyday of your life.

Sounds like you'll be too busy to wrap your mind around those numbers Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:00 am

Bah!
He's ignoring me... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:06 am

^^ me too, both my addies, looks like he twigged .. Is anyone getting replies from him now?

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:24 pm

I wrote yesterday and admitted I was a guy, we all laughed at his dick size and that I was part of the Network, too.
Uhhh, I may have mentioned we knew where he lived and I would cut off his ears, deep fry them and feed them to the goat that f*cked his mother if he didn't stop acting like an assh*le and just settle down and do business with us. No word since.
Guess I'm not much of a 'people' person.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:29 pm

Apparently I have been terminated from my high paying position in his company Crying or Very sad

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Nope. I haven't heard from him since I told him his mother didn't love him as a child.... woops...

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:50 pm

I got a mail from one of his printers in Canada quoting a Canadian phone number.

I intend to tell him that our pal has told me to get the largest check I can off him and not send any funds to him but to his 'special' account, and then report that I never got the cheque.

Then I'll tell Mr Blazer that I got the cheque and sent the money, but I had to send it somewhere different. I'll add that I was told not to tell him, but I felt I had to let him know as he was such a good friend. Laughing

When you know you have two different Lads it's wild to just keep lying about what the other one told you. Then you can promise to keep him informed about the lies you make up about what they're telling you. Shocked

Basically - you lie that they are trying to cheat each other - but pretend to be the friend of both.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:58 am

I think this lad dropped all of us like bad habits. Maybe its time to send him standard asem's from different acc's? hat do you all think?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:59 am

Yep I think he has ripped up his contact book.

We have certainly spoiled his Christmas spirit.

He is seriously spooked and paranoid, quick with empty threats also.

I may write back early next week, out of the blue, just to let him know B3rti3 took me a ride in his new car and is a perfect gentleman, most of the time.

Wink

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:29 pm

It's not over Very Happy

Quote:

Bertie you scumbag (lol) why the hell you just didn't say that from day one, i have access to a lot of stuff, the truth i dont feel comfortable talking on here, add me to yahoo messanger, [email protected], Please have those idiots stop emailing me and as you know by now i have better stuff than what you got......

I love it when Lads overthink Very Happy

Yesterday

Quote:

Your colleagues are really a bunch of morons, you need to recruit my staff, they really get as they say shit done, add me to yahoo, we'll chat there....

Yeah - you morons - don't you upset my little buggy type pet. Very Happy

Shame on you all. Laughing

I think he wants to play show and tell. Laughing

He should joing the G0merBoyz I think.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I gave him an offer to join the "network" but he has not replied. It does sound like he wants to join forces though.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:04 pm

It seems his cheque printer doesn't trust him any more. Very Happy

Quote:

Sat, Dec 13, 2008 at 5:27 PM
subject Re: PAYMENT..NOTIFICATION FOR PAUL BLAZER..CHINA RESOURCE GROUP

Please do not send no funds to him without my approval.
This is a security and insurance purpose.

I think someone's been stirring up trouble. Very Happy

Now I'll mail a copy of that message to our pal. Laughing

... especially when I tell him I have a payment of $10,000 ready to go, but I'll probably use another alias, 'cause I think he knows Bertie is a fibber.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="Mr_Happy"][quote][mask]My friend Bertie say that you're looking for volunteers to help you.
I'm not sure what I'm required to do, but Bertie says that you'll be asking me to deposit some cheques, for various amounts, and then forward the rest of the proceeds onto your chap in the United States.
Well, that seems simple enough. Any friend of Bertie is a friend of mine!
If you want to send me further details or even consider my help, please let me know

Ian Happy[/mask][/quote]

Cheques away Ginger! :D[/quote]

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="mewing_ghecko"]i need extra money for christmas gifts, I'm in.[/quote]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME TO GHANA OR NIGERIA, YOU ASSHOLES, GO FUCK GOAT AND EAT YOUR MOTHERS ASSHOLE OR HER PUSSY

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="Jayhawk"]I love a good check lad. Count [mask]Agnes Skinner [/mask]in![/quote]
I BET YOU CANT HANDLE HIS NIGERIAN COCK

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

Another satisfied customer. Very Happy

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="GomerPyle"]This guy must be, like totally honest dude :D

and generous

Now I get the discount too - wooohooooo !!

[quote]Hello Bertie, thanks for the quick response, here are the payment details,you are to send 80% of the the check to the following agent in the USA,

Anderson Harnarinesingh
483 Driggs Avenue
Brooklyn NY 11231
USA

IF THIS INFORMATION IS REAL, THIS GUY SHOULD SUE ALL OF YOU, I LIVE IN NIGERIA BUT I KNOW THE LAWS OF OYUR COUNTRY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY MENTIONED HERE ISN'T A VICTIM.

I was under the assumption that you could get the check cashed at a check cashing and western union the money immediately to avoid any delays in getting the other check sent to you, any which ways please get back to me and update me to the status of the transaction, so that the other check would be sent immediately..

Thanks
M Striker

P.S. I have increased you commision to 20%[/quote]

I'd do what he wants, but only if he gives me another 5% and sends me the other cheque now. :D[/quote]

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="GomerPyle"]This guy must be, like totally honest dude :D

and generous

Now I get the discount too - wooohooooo !!

[quote]Hello Bertie, thanks for the quick response, here are the payment details,you are to send 80% of the the check to the following agent in the USA,

Anderson Harnarinesingh
483 Driggs Avenue
Brooklyn NY 11231
USA
Phone Number 347-231-3104

I was under the assumption that you could get the check cashed at a check cashing and western union the money immediately to avoid any delays in getting the other check sent to you, any which ways please get back to me and update me to the status of the transaction, so that the other check would be sent immediately..

Thanks
M Striker

P.S. I have increased you commision to 20%[/quote]

I'd do what he wants, but only if he gives me another 5% and sends me the other cheque now. :D[/quote]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A NIGERIAN WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING RED NECK.....

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="Mr_Happy"][quote][mask]My friend Bertie say that you're looking for volunteers to help you.
I'm not sure what I'm required to do, but Bertie says that you'll be asking me to deposit some cheques, for various amounts, and then forward the rest of the proceeds onto your chap in the United States.
Well, that seems simple enough. Any friend of Bertie is a friend of mine!
If you want to send me further details or even consider my help, please let me know

Ian Happy[/mask][/quote]

Cheques away Ginger! :D[/quote]

SOON TO BE MR SAD

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 13 Dec 2008 Posts: 7

[quote="Jayhawk"]Good grief, but this lad is quick!

[quote]Hi you get paid as soon as you cash the check , when you cash the check you take 15% and send the 85% back to our agent, as soon as we receive it you get another check and this time around you get 20% for yourself. Sounds to good to be true, well let me explain,, its cheaper for us to give you 15% or 20% of a payment than renting a office and paying workers,, any more questions email me please and [b]your first check will arrive tomorrow for $ 5000.[/b]
Thanks
M Smith[/quote]

I'll have my first check tomorrow!

Double Good Grief! He's already sent me my first check!

[quote]Hi Agnes your UPS trackimg is xxxxxxxxx andy you have check # 980095 is for $5,000, please let me know when you receive it so that I'll give you our agents info who has to collect the payment after you take your 15% from the check...

Thanks[/quote]

This lad moves quick!

(I wonder if UPS delivers to the middle of the desert?)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Clean Up on Aisle 4. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:59 pm

Quote:

Your colleagues are really a bunch of morons...Please have those idiots stop emailing me

Hi Gorilla, welcome to Eater. Guess I don't have to email now.

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