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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:25 pm |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:48 pm |
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I've always liked "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer", though I didn't know until last night that someone did a cover of it.
My favorite is the barking dogs doing "Jingle Bells".
The one song that I can't stand is "Jingle Bell Rock". |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:47 pm |
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Christmas Shoes. It is the most schlocky, sappy, over the top self-rightceous, preachy, gag inducing horrid songs EVER.
One reviewer commented "It is the melodic equivilent to drinking an entire bottle of honey while euthanizing the family pet". |
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"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:50 pm |
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Where are the gangsta' rappers when you need them..... |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:01 pm |
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I looked up Christams Shoes
Not one mention of Doc Martens |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:12 pm |
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I'm sorry Nanny. I've heard it a few times. My mother in Law loves the song, and makes us all suffer through it when it comes on the radio. Give it some time. Your ears will heal, although the mental damage can take years to repair. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:22 pm |
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There is one song I like but I don't know the name of it. It's about the guy who runs into his old girlfriend at the grocery store. They buy a six pack and sit in the car drinking. At the end they play the first lines to Auld Lang Syne. It's pretty. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:29 pm |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:57 pm |
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^^^ Thank you. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:08 am |
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All of them!
I worked in a mall a few years ago and the mall manager had a really bad cd with really tacky versions of the 'hits', on a constant loop.
I was still hearing the songs while trying to get to sleep at night. |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:16 am |
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For years I looked for the writers of the Little Drummer Boy so I could reach down their throats and rip their lungs out. But I think they are all dead now and rotting in hell.
Now I am thinking of burning down local radio stations that play that moronic song. Don't get me started . . . . . |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:31 am |
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^^Soo, you aren't really a Bah Humbug kind of chap, you are more of a Pah rupapum pum kind of chap...
So, they told me Pah rupapum pum...
Rupapum pum
Rupapum pum
Rupapum pum
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:56 am |
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^^BOO!!! ^^
That was bad |
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If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:41 am |
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My Xmas favourite is "Let's Farm Well This Year as Asked by the Rural Theses" by North Korean Military Self-Entertainment Troupe 3207. The B-side is good, too, "Army Zone No. 3 is a Scenic Paradise in Winter." |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:45 am |
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I have that album . . . it rocks. I like track 4, Kim Jong-II joy of mans desire |
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If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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Owd Git
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Sep 2008
Posts: 114
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:17 am |
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Wright B Hindyou wrote: |
My Xmas favourite is "Let's Farm Well This Year as Asked by the Rural Theses" ." |
The songs Ok but it doesn't compare to "Let's Enrich the Communist Economy First with Rice" |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:53 pm |
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This years hit is "All I want for Christmas is a centrifuge, a centrifuge." |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:17 pm |
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Re Christmas Shoes.
From wikipedia
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In Tom Reynolds 2006 book I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard, he names "The Christmas Shoes" as the most depressing song in modern recorded music history. |
So it's not recommended then? |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:08 pm |
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote: |
Re Christmas Shoes.
From wikipedia
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In Tom Reynolds 2006 book I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard, he names "The Christmas Shoes" as the most depressing song in modern recorded music history. |
So it's not recommended then? |
Well, on another blog dedicated to the worst Christmas music, Christmas Shoes was rated #1. It was noted that it was the "Melodic equivilent to drinking an entire bottle of honey while euthanizing the family pet".
If that's not a ringing endorsement, I'm not sure what is.
Here is the song if you haven't heard it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU
I just threw up a little bit when I heard the first verse. Your milage may vary. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:00 pm |
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I am an unbiased party. Living over on the right of the puddle, I have never heard, or even heard of, The Christmas Shoes before.
I forced myself to listen to the whole youtube video.
It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs. I agree 100% to the blog comment about the honey and the family pet.
About the only worse song that I know is I Want My Baby Back*, and that one isn't about Christmas.
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* It comes up in Google, but I seriously suggest you don't look. Bad taste as well as bad music. |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:16 pm |
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thud419 wrote: |
I forced myself to listen to the whole youtube video.
It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs. |
Yet another satisfied customer.
They have another song out called "Christmas Carol". I'm looking for a link with the song.
Here is a sample of the lyrics:
Christmas Carol
I first met her in December on a snowy winter`s night
And it didn`t take me long to see that something wasn`t right
They called her Christmas Carol
Said her mind was nearly gone
But she could still light up the room
When she sang a Christmas song
Excuse me while I throw up for a second. |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:39 pm |
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thud419 wrote: |
It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs. |
I was able to get one minute into it before I closed the window.
I just didn't want to know how much worse it could get. It's much much worse than "Jingle Bell Rock". |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:57 pm |
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Ahhh the Christmas Spirit. I've now ruined 2 peoples days! |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:11 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:09 pm |
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Hi, Reaper!
Is he back yet? |
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