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Nanny Ogg
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, this sums up the season
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xfiqrkV_ZqI

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always liked "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer", though I didn't know until last night that someone did a cover of it.

My favorite is the barking dogs doing "Jingle Bells".

The one song that I can't stand is "Jingle Bell Rock".

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Christmas Shoes. It is the most schlocky, sappy, over the top self-rightceous, preachy, gag inducing horrid songs EVER.

One reviewer commented "It is the melodic equivilent to drinking an entire bottle of honey while euthanizing the family pet".

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I looked up Christams Shoes
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Not one mention of Doc Martens

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sorry Nanny. I've heard it a few times. My mother in Law loves the song, and makes us all suffer through it when it comes on the radio. Give it some time. Your ears will heal, although the mental damage can take years to repair.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There is one song I like but I don't know the name of it. It's about the guy who runs into his old girlfriend at the grocery store. They buy a six pack and sit in the car drinking. At the end they play the first lines to Auld Lang Syne. It's pretty.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Dan Folgelberg "Same Old Lang Syne" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QKUBuLzDtJU

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Thank you.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All of them!

I worked in a mall a few years ago and the mall manager had a really bad cd with really tacky versions of the 'hits', on a constant loop.

I was still hearing the songs while trying to get to sleep at night. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For years I looked for the writers of the Little Drummer Boy so I could reach down their throats and rip their lungs out. But I think they are all dead now and rotting in hell.

Now I am thinking of burning down local radio stations that play that moronic song. Don't get me started . . . . . Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^BOO!!! Thumbs down ^^

That was bad

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Xmas favourite is "Let's Farm Well This Year as Asked by the Rural Theses" by North Korean Military Self-Entertainment Troupe 3207. The B-side is good, too, "Army Zone No. 3 is a Scenic Paradise in Winter."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have that album . . . it rocks. I like track 4, Kim Jong-II joy of mans desire

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright B Hindyou wrote:
My Xmas favourite is "Let's Farm Well This Year as Asked by the Rural Theses" ."


The songs Ok but it doesn't compare to "Let's Enrich the Communist Economy First with Rice" Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This years hit is "All I want for Christmas is a centrifuge, a centrifuge."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Re Christmas Shoes.
From wikipedia

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In Tom Reynolds 2006 book I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard, he names "The Christmas Shoes" as the most depressing song in modern recorded music history.


So it's not recommended then?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote:
Re Christmas Shoes.
From wikipedia

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In Tom Reynolds 2006 book I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You've Ever Heard, he names "The Christmas Shoes" as the most depressing song in modern recorded music history.


So it's not recommended then?


Well, on another blog dedicated to the worst Christmas music, Christmas Shoes was rated #1. It was noted that it was the "Melodic equivilent to drinking an entire bottle of honey while euthanizing the family pet".

If that's not a ringing endorsement, I'm not sure what is.

Here is the song if you haven't heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU

I just threw up a little bit when I heard the first verse. Your milage may vary.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am an unbiased party. Living over on the right of the puddle, I have never heard, or even heard of, The Christmas Shoes before.

I forced myself to listen to the whole youtube video.

It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs. I agree 100% to the blog comment about the honey and the family pet.

About the only worse song that I know is I Want My Baby Back*, and that one isn't about Christmas.



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* It comes up in Google, but I seriously suggest you don't look. Bad taste as well as bad music.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thud419 wrote:
I forced myself to listen to the whole youtube video.

It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs.


Yet another satisfied customer.

They have another song out called "Christmas Carol". I'm looking for a link with the song.

Here is a sample of the lyrics:

Christmas Carol
I first met her in December on a snowy winter`s night
And it didn`t take me long to see that something wasn`t right
They called her Christmas Carol

Said her mind was nearly gone
But she could still light up the room
When she sang a Christmas song


Excuse me while I throw up for a second.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thud419 wrote:
It's among the worst songs I have ever heard, let alone the worst Christmas songs.


I was able to get one minute into it before I closed the window.

I just didn't want to know how much worse it could get. It's much much worse than "Jingle Bell Rock".

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhh the Christmas Spirit. I've now ruined 2 peoples days! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hi, Reaper! Very Happy
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