An Upset Lad

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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:01 am

Not certain what I've done to deserve this as I was only trying to help him recover his inheritance see what I get for all my trouble

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YOU CALLED YOURSELF A GODLY MAN,YES I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT ARE USING THE NAME OF GOD TO DO EVEIL,YOU BASTERD MAN OF YOUR TYOPE YOU CAN NOT EVEN SPELL YOUR ENGLISH VERY WELL,MAY YOU DIE A SUDDEN DEATH THAT YOUR PEOPLE WILL NOT EVEN SEE YOUR CACASS,YOU VULTURE.CAUSE OF THIS GO RIGHT NOW TO YOUR VILLAGE AND SEE YOUR BASTERD MOTHER & FATHER DEATH,YOU THAT USED PEOPLES CHILDREN TO MAKE MONEY,GBOMAGBOMA MAN,DONT WORRY YOU END UP IN HELL WHILE USING THE NAME OF GOD INVEIN

YOU FATHER IS NOT AN OGOGORO DRINKER,YOUR MOTHER ANOTHER HARLOT IN THE VILLAGE

MAY YOUR MOTHER DIE BY HANGING YOU IDIOOOOOT

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:06 am

Wow.

Nice repository of insults!!! Good job!

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:15 am

Excellent!

Two pints of ogogoro, thanks. What a good thing your father doesn't indulge.. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:16 am

Last time I ever help a lad with a Yorkie pup that needs a good home ......

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pls do you no what you are u are just a big fool and your family your mother father every one in your family ok are all fools and everymorning you call your father and mother a fool poor rat basted fool like u old dog with anything in his head cow i am very sorry for any woman moving with u big cow or sorry fat fool like u
my regards

At least his ending was polite.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:17 pm

Wright B Hindyou wrote:

Excellent! Two pints of ogogoro, thanks.

I wonder if you can buy it in supermarkets like other home brews??? I'm off to Safeway to find out, later

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:25 pm

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NOT EVEN SPELL YOUR ENGLISH VERY WELL]

Classic example of Muphrys Law

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:45 pm

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BASTERD MAN OF YOUR TYOPE YOU CAN NOT EVEN SPELL YOUR ENGLISH VERY WELL,MAY YOU DIE A SUDDEN DEATH THAT YOUR PEOPLE WILL NOT EVEN SEE YOUR CACASS

What a brilliant line.

I would love to see these guys when they actually write these emails. I wonder if they are really that serious. Are they typing away frantically? Or, are they typing away and laughing? I have a feeling it's the former.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:54 pm

He's not upset. He's merely expressing his feelings of love for you in the only way a lad knows.

Write back and thank him for his kind words.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:36 pm

I googled "GBOMAGBOMA" and got nothing. Probably a tribal insult. Gotta love it when a rant goes tribal.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:25 pm

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YOU CALLED YOURSELF A GODLY MAN,YES I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT ARE USING THE NAME OF GOD TO DO EVEIL,

Funny how they get religious when angry.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:31 pm

^^Maybe it means he's a walking bomb...maybe it's what they call people who strap c4 or dynamite to themselves and commit suicide??

"GA" = GO, WALK "BOMBO" = Bomb

Whatever it is it's bad, alright...because right after that, you go to hell. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:02 pm

I think he might have meant Gbomogbomo, have seen (and used) it a few times when I had the mood for insult baiting.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:45 pm

@Viescha - ^^You are most likely correct. Lads misspell words a lot, or there are multiple spellings, so it's hard to tell what they are saying some of the time. Thanks for the translation. Smile

@CD- He called you a child-snatcher for fetish rituals!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:10 pm

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YOU FATHER IS NOT AN OGOGORO DRINKER

According to Wikipedia:

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Ogogoro is distilled from the juice of Raffia palm trees; an incision is made in the trunk and a gourd placed outside it for collection, which is collected a day or two later. After extraction, the sap is boiled to form steam, which subsequently condenses and is collected for consumption.

The active ingredient in ogogoro is ethanol, whose concentration within the drink is very high; the alcohol content of local ogogoro ranges between 30-60%. Coupled with the fact that it is often home-brewed by amateurs, the drink can be extremely dangerous. Indeed, it is said that hundreds die every year from improperly brewed ogogoro or other such drinks

Wow if this is true then I am pleased that my father doesn't drinkl ogogoro - but it is seriously high in alcohol so perhaps I should get myself some.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:16 pm

Yet another satisfied customer!

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:26 pm

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the alcohol content of local ogogoro ranges between 30-60%.

There's no way you can get anywhere near 30% by brewing. It needs distillation.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:33 am

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BASTERD MAN OF YOUR TYOPE YOU CAN NOT EVEN SPELL YOUR ENGLISH VERY WELL,MAY YOU DIE A SUDDEN DEATH THAT YOUR PEOPLE WILL NOT EVEN SEE YOUR CACASS

I cannot help but see the visual of a lad with caps lock on, steam pouring from his ears, pounding the keyboard with 2 piston motion index fingers. Then clicking the send before looking at anything on the screen... Laughing