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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:14 pm |
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Sometimes something evil comes over me - keep in mind that this is a scam mail
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Dear Pastor
I think you must agree that the fire has actually been a blessing from the Lord as now you have seven less children to look after, and therefore seven less mouths to feed, so you must have a surplus of funds at your disposal. I cannot think of any reason why you should need more funds to feed less children, otherwise every time you allow children in your care to die you will want more money, and you will find it better for your children to die than keep them alive.
You have failed to see the Lord's hands at work in this good fortune and certainly you should sack your book keeper for failing to advise you on your changed financial position. I am sure you will have recognised that I am an investment broker and can provide valuable advice as regards the manner in which you can utilise these surplus funds to the greater glory of your enterprise.
I am reassured to note that the parish internet cafe is functioning and that you have left the remaining children in your care in solitary contemplation of their recently departed little friends. You are indeed selfless to sacrifice these children to the greater glory of your work and I trust that you will be rewarded in heaven as you, no doubt will be on earth, with nothing but the best wishes of all those you contact.
Indeed my company has donated $500,000 to these children in Goma whose need is the greater for being so recently orphaned, and a shipment of laptop computers is speeding its way to them to ensure that we will never fail to know of their plight and be given the opportunity to meet their every need.
Please bless us for our generosity and I let you know you are in our thoughts and prayers.
Best Wishes |
This not a way to bait this type of scammer, but it was fun composing it. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:24 pm |
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Naughty Gomer
Go stand in the corner
and please stop giggling
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:22 pm |
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Pure magic, Gomer . Would love to be a fly on the wall watching a lad read it. |
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
MY YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUSE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND STOP ALL THIS YOUR BLABS OK - CHARLES C. SOLUDO |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:03 am |
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I dont know what it is but gomer seems to have some sort of mojo field unlike any i have seen.
love your work |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:01 am |
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Very well argued. Gomer.
I look forward to the Lad's reponce. An outbreak of births, perhaps? |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:16 am |
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^ Maybe a sudden influx of Congolese orphans? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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scambuster3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Posts: 1099
Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:54 am |
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indeed heart breaking |
_________________ When it comes to scammers I bait with 1080, shoot from the hip and aim for between the eyes
Bank accounts sent to mysterious Alan = 477
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2009 fake checks contest, thanks IG
Winner of Inspector Gadget 2008 Bank account contest, thanks IG
"You are going to scam your passport page "
"CENTRAL BANK OF NIGER1A has scanned this email for viruses, vandals and malicious content."
"The Central Bank of Nigerian will put you in jail for life. You must return that money or you will face a brutal consequences."
"I KNOW U ARE JUST A TIME WASTER AND A BULL SHITTER."
"Hope you are not a joker because I don't waste my time and job on jokers"
"Time wasters are not authorized to contact us"
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:42 am |
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Please post a response if you get one! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Karnevil
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 34
Location: the devil's gate is opening on me
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Posted:
Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:26 am |
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That is the sweetest letter I've ever read , I hope you can step it up a notch in your next one |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:44 am |
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I don't think I'm going to get a reply somehow
- but I thought I'd stick the knife in a little deeper and convince him that his format is crap without giving him too much of a hint on how to improve it.
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Dear Pastor
I hope you didn't think my previous mail was heartless because I didn't wish it to sound that way. It is widely known that Nigeria is the world's sixth largest oil producer and most people believe that Nigerian orphans all swan around in Cadillacs with their own servants and laze by the swimming pool all day.
If orphans in an oil rich country like Nigeria can't look after themselves. What's the problem ? Are they suffering from penal tax rates ?
Please let me know if you have any deserving cause to which we can make a donation to and I will contact my clients to make a substantial payment and profit from the beneficial tax breaks.
Best Regards |
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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