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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:38 pm |
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My avatar is what I WANT for Christmas, so hopefully that counts. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:13 pm |
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Santa's not even out of bed yet from last year...
And there isn't anywhere enough snow on the ground, yet. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:32 pm |
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Christmas, that's this that "eat and drink as much as you can" holiday after this really really big and expensive shopping spree through totally overcrowded shopping centers, right? |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:53 pm |
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It depends on your family's traditions.
In my family it's doing a "secret santa" name exchange and making homemade gifts for that person. It's taking the kids for walks/rides to look at the lights while singing/playing Christmas music, baking cookies for Santa, . . . I'd continue but it gets pretty sappy. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:33 pm |
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I thought that my avatar's lovemate and the twins should get a chance, and they're dressed sort of Christmassy (northern hemisphere, anyway), so... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Dorothy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 3114
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:29 am |
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Even though it hasn't stuck to the ground, I officially had to clear over an inch of snow off my windshield this morning to head to work. That makes it time for mine! |
_________________ "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more..." |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:41 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
In my family it's doing a "secret santa" name exchange |
Oh, Oh, lets do that with the lads! It could be loads of fun... |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:14 am |
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^^^ I'm interested, please tell me more. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:27 am |
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@ mathias - Your first link, most of them look like the kind of love things that only die-hard romance lads would send out, with all the flashes and "cutie" appearances (or preferably, both combined)
Hmmm...I haven´t thought of it yet but possibly from the next weekend on I´ll be putting up Little Rural Riding Hood again, I don´t think I can find anything more decent. Or I´ll just photochop the pirate ship out and put a tiny (tiny!) Jingle Bells-sledge behind Milla
EDIT << Meet Belma Canciğer Müjde - one of the reasons why I was watching English subtitled Turkish sitcoms before I even knew one could neet its charming, though bewildering and constantly arguing characters perfectly for baiting ... |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Lobo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 368
Location: Adrift in cyberspace
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:48 pm |
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Have mine all set, just not ready to put it up quite yet... Maybe after the first of the month. |
_________________ x8 x19
Lobo's List of Lads that can't spell F*CK:
DONT FULK WITH US PAUL !! Agent Monday Snipper
FORK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Moses Modese
"write to me and tell to me more about myself" KristinaLove
"i might be shit to another time which might be in 3weeks or 1month" Raymond Miller mass bait
"you will be pilled to death" Adamu Ibrahim
"why is western union hard this time please?" Mr. Morgan
JOIN THE PACK! |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:10 am |
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Im ready too. Many thanks to Ghost who is much better at photoshop than I am!
Now all we need is a bit of snow and the Calendar pointing to December..... |
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"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:26 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
^^^ I'm interested, please tell me more. |
Well, we could trade off lads for the week around Xmas. We would BCC the messages to the original baiter, then just drop out after the gag was over.
Or (option two)
We do a "White Elephant" exchange of lads that are no loger fun to other baiters who then try to keep them going as along as possible. This could includ mass baiting too.
(I like #2 better here.) |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:03 am |
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<---- The greatest collection of Christmas music ever. Which I plan to share with any lad who annoys me enough via Skype to get placed on 'hold'. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:33 am |
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As of tomorrow (when I wake up!) I'll be starting Advent avatars!! yes since this thread went up even before the Jack O'lanterns had completely rotted, right up until christmas I will have 25 different pics.
most of them tacky
Apologies if I have the same avatar as anyone else over this season, don't worry it will only be for a day!!
P.S. Bah Humbug |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:46 pm |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:00 pm |
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I'm rebelling agiasnt early Christmas shopping/radio/everything. Ask me in March. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:10 pm |
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OK - I usually write faith-based Christmas poems for my cards, but this year I was inspired by the plethora of outrageous lawn displays, so here is this year's poem:
Display
Atop a pole a Christmas star
Lights up a scene that's quite bizarre.
The figures on my neighbor's lawn
Are animated, dusk to dawn.
The Baby Jesus catches eyes
As naked in the straw he lies.
The Virgin Mother, rather stout,
Puts him inside and takes him out.
The donkey's tail moves back and forth;
He swings his head from south to north.
The camel chews his cud a bit
And looks as if he's gonna spit.
Beside the scene, in tall black boots,
A wooden soldier snaps salutes.
His arm has gone a little wild
And knocked to earth a shepherd child.
Across the lawn a flock of elves
Cavort and dance among themselves.
A snowman and his lady-lass
Bounce up and down upon the grass.
And on the rooftop, Santa Claus
Defies all gravitation laws
To dangerously swing and sway
Within a reindeer-driven sleigh.
Now I'm not one to plan and plot
To sabotage this happy lot.
But I'd be hard-put not to scoff
If Neighbor's power got cut off.
Happy holidays! |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
x 8
Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:30 am |
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C is for cookie
C is for christmas
I couldn't get the hat to work on the cookie monsters head. He would be blind, so he's eating a chrismas cookie instead. |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:47 pm |
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NOW since it's the 1st of December, I'll put up my Christmas avatar |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:57 pm |
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/\/\ What he said.
A merry B'ah Humbug! to you all. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:55 am |
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Now that it's December, I'm in. |
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bank kills
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Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:15 am |
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I need to go the toilet for several minutes to have a good hard think about that avatar |
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nicetry21
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Nov 2008
Posts: 72
Location: Cyberspace
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:21 am |
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You all have inspired me to create a Christmas avatar , think I will do a Santa or Rudolph , this such a dark and dreary battleground , might as well spread a little Christmas Cheer ... |
_________________ I am an idiot who is also a racist and about as thick as a glue sandwich. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:34 pm |
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@ Mr Happy.. Swap ya!! that's given me the giggles again Dear Mr. Santa......Class
(P.S. That is a candy cane albeit a very large one in case anyone's wondering!) |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:46 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Well i'm celebrating early as I'm a saggitarian with an early Dec birthday
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Know that feeling. Mine is 13th and my daughters is 2nd.
And trying to buy birthday cards in Nov/Dec......... |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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