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 Funniest mistakes that your mugus have made?

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Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joining the TWAT church.

Golden Pith Globe T.W.A.T Jack Boot
Christ Safari Ghana-Chad
Miracle Safari Benin-Chad
Omar Safari Edo-Abeche T.W.A.T
Adamu Safari Lagos-Abeche
Emi Safari- S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kevin Pith Helmet 10 Safari Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 Suitcase 5k miles Tattoo x 6
Kenny Safari Safari Safari 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben Safari Safari Safari 2.5k miles

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Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 16089
Location: Leading my wolf pack

PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure if this counts as a mistake, but anyway...

A Lad sent a list of fees to Cammy:

1) Certificate of Death. $1.250 Usd
2) Certificate of Legality. $ 1.200 Usd
3) Afidavite of Claim. $ 1.000 Usd
TOTAL FEES $ 3.450 Usd
Please contact the bank as soon as possible for an extention of extra working days and send to me immediately my consultation fee of $ 1.100...
Please you will pay me only $6.000 Usd as my service charges...
Please use the below information to send the consultation fee money of $ 1.100 Usd to me together with documentations fee which is $ 4.550 Usd

I missed the possibilities here at first, but then I looked again at the fees... and the decimal points instead of commas...

Why do you need me to send you money? That's pocket change, for the love of Freyja! And for those consultation fees - man, you guys must have really cheap petrol or really economical cars - tell me what you drive.

It got worse when they insisted Cammy send the money, or at least as much as she could:

I want to know how much you can be able to send from the $3.450,so that I will know what to do from my side here..

Various slaps followed, including:

Then tell me why you're so strapped for cash you have to beg for the price of a double choc drumstick!

I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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