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idigchess
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Joined: 21 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's my first bait. I just got an email from a guy whose probate officer logo was still a link to a google image logo from the probate bureau. Laughing
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sangtimur-82
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my scammer (Michael Bolton) use bcc to forward all of his scam emails,

I won with "undisclosed recipient"???

must be a very lazy guy.
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bill2
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Any lad answering my first email Twisted Evil

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limburger
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 21 Nov 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm a beginning straight baiter, my best so far is a 'lady' who sent me a scan of her passport from Gabon. On it, her picture was plausible enough though looked a little pasted into the picture. However, under Sex/Sexe is clearly marked "M".
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Ima Baeder
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Last year, I started baiting a dying widow who quickly passed me over to her barrister. The barrister soon informed me that the widow had died. A month later, after I'd convinced the barrister to join my ministry and things were progressing nicely, the dead widow accidentally emailed me again, picking up from the last email I'd sent. (Two lads working together who didn't coordinate well). Things got a bit confusing, with security photos required all around. The dead widow turned out to be "just a terrorist" who apologized (repeatedly and with more photos, per my requirement) for trying to intervene. Laughing

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minester
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad says "money grams" and I had a two email thread about it. I asked, "What's "money grams"?" lol.

minester

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One Lad sent this is the first message:

Quote:
I AM J0Y K0NE THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS. 3MM4NU3L K0NE


But in the follow-up:

Quote:
he want me to leave in Abroad and invest this money for my future life as his only son


To be honest, I missed that one at first, but well into the bait (when s/he was well and truly on the hook and faced with visa forms) I sprung this:

Quote:
[A]bout question 4; how long have you been female? It's an interesting legal question and one that's hard to get a ruling on. It's not like we can ask around freely!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like the love lads who keep saying they saw my profile at... one of the random guestbooks I signed. Something about "I like Greece" turns them on, apparently.

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bluebaiter
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only this morning in one of the lame scripts:

Quote:
I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay


Laughing Laughing

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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A love lad sent me what was basically a resume but ended his email with this

Quote:
About my last relationship..

My ex wife went to marry my best friend one day i was going to check on my ex boyfriend and i met both of them in my boyfriend's room and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful But i have to forget about it and start a new life.and this is one of my most embarassing Moment.


most embarrassing moment seems to be an understatement

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Ulquiorra Schiffer
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait, wait, wait, wait....

So he had a wife, an ex-boyfriend and a boyfriend??? xD

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larry
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Busy lad. Shocked

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rootuser
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
and i fated

Did he mean "fainted" or "farted"?

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beckythatcher
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ I'm not sure. Which would be more painful and embarrassing?

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larry
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful


Get him to describe the pain. Shocked

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rootuser
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@beckythatcher: I think the latter may be more embarrassing, and surely can also be pretty painful after eating some really spicy food.

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"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."

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Ab5olutD
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Joined: 22 Sep 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lol.

I just got an email from one of my potential [email protected] members, regarding the membership forms:

LAD wrote:
I HAVE NO MONEY,TO COMPLETE APPLICATION FORM,I HAVE NOT NEITHER SCAMMER NOR PRINTER


BWUAHAHAHA.

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Titania
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my love lads chatted with me for almost an hour - using the same ID he used in his emails to me, but telling me he was someone else. Laughing

He tried to cover up when I asked him via email who "Kelvin" was (he was using "Robert" with me). I let it go, but he grovelled for several exchanges after that. But I think he was afraid to chat anymore, and the bait kind of fizzled out after that. Sad

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Master
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

here is one i received in the second email he sent me

Quote:
And i want to assure you that it
is legal and 100% risky as i will be feeding you back with all the
necessary details for smooth transfer of the said fund

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bluebaiter
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This today from one of my Lads:

Quote:
Do you know that there is nothing wrong in sending money to somebody through western union, the problem is are you sending it to the right person


How very true and dripping in irony!!!

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Master
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think this lad is some sort of profit

Quote:
I am very glad to emphasize my fate in you


a fate even he cannot comprehend

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Mr_Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I asked for my lad to provide some Christmas photos (well the season is almost on us and I thought Id see if I can get a few festive trophies in early) and he sent me these:

Image
Image
Image

To be honest, I'm beginning to think my lad may have been baited before Confused

Told him they were inappropriate as they are not festive. He has since sent me a couple more festive pics, including this one (which no doubt will be repeating more than sprout curry)

Image

He's still on the line so I'll keep toying with him
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Wright B Hindyou
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^
Becky,

You're getting some great sig material -- you truly must be an angle.

Whenever I see..

Quote:
....ripe the fuirts of his hard labour.......

..I crack up -- don't worry, it's not catching. Laughing

EDIT: Sorry, Mr_Happy: those are ossom trophies, too Laughing

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Titania
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know why you didn't think those were festive, Mr. Happy. In one of them he's wearing a GREEN blazer. (At least, that's what it looks like to me.)

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Mr_Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright B Hindyou wrote:


EDIT: Sorry, Mr_Happy: those are ossom trophies, too Laughing


perhaps, but they're not my trophies Crying or Very sad

@ Titania - I thought it was Blue! Shocked
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