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 With such an ignorant email, I just had to do it.

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Iamatree
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As some of you may already know, I received this email in my box. Immediately, it pissed me off and made me laugh. It peeved me because it uses a child, but amused me because it's stating a baby girl has prostate cancer. So, loving a good joke and making a fool out of an a$$hole, I decided to have fun with this one. Here goes:


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SAVE A SOUL TODAY
(SAVE BABY LILIAN LIFE)


This is Baby Lilian Boa from Dakar,Senegal.she have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to her mother's laxity in caring for Baby Lilian Bba health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, she have only about Four weeks to live according to medical experts.

Please there is urgent need to fly her out to United State of America for Surgery and this will cost $25,000usd.These is the cost travelling and hospital bills for the surgery.So we the family and friends of Baby Lilian Boba are reaching out to the whole world for help.PLEASE KNOW THAT NOTHING IS TOO SMALL TO SAVE THIS BABY'S LIFE.YOUR PENY IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

PLEASE SEND YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE CO-ORDINATOR SAVE BABY LILIN BOBA'S LIFE,MR JULS CHUO(through western union,money gram)SO THAT THINGS WILL BE DONE FAST BEFORE THIS BABY DIES,THANKS.

JUL CHIKO,
(co-ordinator)
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Then the reply by me:
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Oh, my! How much do you need?


Him again. Notice he's being kind as he's asking to donate whatever, but throws in the total amount, just so I know Wink :
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Please send what ever you want to Donate to the co-ordinator JIUS CHIUO(the total fee is $25,000usd for the surgery and for the travelling to the US),the country of destination is DAKAR,SENEGAL Through western Union or money grams and email the control number to this private email box.God bless you as you play your own part in helping this poor child.



Now here begins my fun. Please excuse my lame sense of humor:

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I will send as much as possible as my accounts are frozen because of a
messy divorce. Tell me, how did this little girl get prostate cancer?
My wife had it so I'm very dedicated to the cause. She got it while
having sexual relations with a chia pet but was subsequently cured of
it all together. Tell me, which of the two surgeries is baby Lilian
getting. Is it the Heimleich manuver or the DDT?

My best....

Just random things I threw in there: sex with a chia pet, heimleich manuever and the DDT.

His reply:

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she is getting both surgeries because one can not be treated and the other left.thanks


Oh... so apparently the cure for prostate cancer in a baby girl is the Heimleich manuever and a DDT. Not to mention I get no response out of having sex with a chia pet. Confused

Me again and let me lay some more completely ridiculous references out there. Notice my referencing some familiar names from comic books. Yes, I was a comic book nerd in my younger years. I also lay the groundwork to not only make him go completely off-script, but to lure him into some questionable business deals. I know, most of you have been doing this for a while, but this is like my third. The other two failed. Just indulge me. Cool Anyway, here goes:

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Oh, good! You know the only hospital that performs those procedures
in the US is in Gotham City. Is it Dr. Bruce Banner or Dr. Reed
Richards performing the surgeries? My wife went with Banner because
of his association with the green chia pets. He's a very good doctor.
By the way, still waiting on my funds to be unfrozen. I am very rich
and cannot wait to help the child. I am an entrepreneur, of sorts.
Tell me, sir, are you interested in making some money? I was hoping
to expand my business to your part of the world. Let me know.
Give Lilian my best.


And now I wait for a response...
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Baitman and Robin (git!) I like it.

I've had a few sick ones like this. Always worries me to start with that they may be some genuine person trying to raise cash for a sick child...

They always seem to give the game away in no time. You'd think someone who spent their whole life lying would be a bit better at it!

Ideal candidate for a church bait IMHO.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had just caught a email like this with a different name. The email addy bounced dang it. I really hate this scam. What a bastard. If and when you think you're done with this idiot, please send me his email address.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would like to mess around with the prostate scammer too! Could you post his email addy?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I almost spit my orange juice onto my laptop. Oh gawd,now I have orange juce up my nose...>____< Totally worth it tho...PROSTATE CANCER XDXDD

I am most definately going to watch this scam unfold.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a reverend named e-mail account...could I get in on the fun too ?

I'd love to just do the M3cn S3cur3 on him...I guess too many baiters too fast might make them twig...

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