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 What's your fantasy bait?

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419Eater is my life

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Putting them in the same cell as Bubba after they scammed Bubba's mother!

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"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use."
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My first post here so please excuse me if I'm not up to speed for a bit.

But all of you are geniuses! I love it. Scam baiting somehow brings justice to the universe in turning the tables on these criminals who prey on innocent people.

Not sure if this has been discussed or not. But I normally would wait until I've collected 5 or 6 scam emails then cross forward them to each other.

Or lately,I've been giving them my contact number and address to the local authorities with a contact name being J Edgar Hoover,Elliot Ness,etc.
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Demented Opportunist

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scuttlebutt wrote:
Yastreb wrote:
I've tried to get Lads posing in fantasy-style costumes... that was my dream, but I think Nurse Nasty and Rumbero have that modality sewn up!
Your dreams scare me....

That's Sword and Sorcery style fantasy - not other kinds... Rolling Eyes

I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Convincing all of them that Western Union have gone out of business, and
dragged down Moneygram with them.. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad busted by EFCC..
No bribe to buy his way out...
Cellphone confiscated...
Computer access denied...
Nearest WU 5000 miles away...

as he spends his days doing some *real* work for a change.... cleaning toilets, picking up refuse in Lagos, de-worming goats...or ... or...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a lad or 2 to get into a boat and travel 20 mile out to sea to meet me on my luxury motor yacht.

or a church where the initiation ceremony involves video footage, a boat, a heap of chum and once the sharks come in the lad must swim around for 10 minutes. if the lord accepts him as a member of the church they will not bite.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I actually had my fantasy bait come true.
My lad tried to get me into an advance fee loan scam and by the time it was over he had become a "Stunt Lad". He was practicing his jumps on his bicycle when something went terribly wrong. He was bedridden for 2 1/2 months as a result of his collision with a moving car. Twisted Evil
I was baiting him from two other accounts and put him through hell when he dropped communication while he nursed his injuries. beating
I've now been baiting this same idiot from different accounts for nearly 3 years .
He has now twice filled out his immigration papers to move to Canada. the first set was somehow lost. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, one really far off fantasy would involve a lad setting foot on Antarctic ice...

But one that I really want to do, once I found the right lad (I may have the right lad already, but he deserves a little break from big challenges for a moment), is a lad handling a burning chainsaw.

Early on here on Eater I've been mentioning burning chainsaws in a few places and thus my mentor gave me the task of getting a video of a lad with a burning chainsaw...

Well, you get what you ask for, right?

One day I'm gonna get that video!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Introduce him to someone who lives on Terra Del Fuego (venezuela?)

I think they do tours to the antarctic from there..its -30 on terra right now too..

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a few, most are pretty simple

One, to some how have one of my baits lead to the massive arrest and conviction of mugus.

another is to have my mugu flip out and trash the cyber cafee. He looks fine one moment the next he’s smashing monitors, keyboards babbling really insane stuff.

I came extremely close to it with my cookie monster trilogy, I mean painfully close. The whole thing was three baits on the same mugu and they all ended with cookie monster.

Cookie beat my character to death, shot him in the next, and finally ran him over in a tank in the final bait.

One day if you hear about a mugu going insane in a cafee wonder if it wasn't me

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu scams the daughter of a major crime boss. Daddy takes it personal and engages an elite baiter who safaries the mugu.

Safaried mugu meets the crime boss and crew instead of the next victim.

Crime boss and crew take great pains to convince the mugu that scamming is not an impersonal business but rather is an unacceptable personal violation.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For me it would be sending a lad on a safari to a deserted island with not enough fuel on the boat to get back. Of course he would need a sat phone to communicate.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would love to send a Lad on safari to Somalia. On foot.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine was to have a lad make a sign for T.A.S.B.E.M. Advertising Agency (I had a few pretty good scripts) or to get a badly chopped unicorn from a pet scammer. Sadly, I'm a terrible baiter, so I've never gotten any trophies in the first place.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SamSpudz wrote:
^^ convincing them to become a pirate and arriving at Haradhare dressed up like Johnny Depp, or Captain Birdseye looking for a guy called Butch Laughing

Man, I was soooooo close to that one. He did believe I was a pirate, and he did have four lads that wanted to join my crew, but at the last minute he demanded money before he traveled.

I've sent him an email from my pirate captain asking if he saw my exploits with the oil tanker on the news. Never give up on a bait.

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