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Scuttlebutt
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine is getting a few lads to unwittingly cross paths and end up fighting. Twisted Evil
/With video goodness of course

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a bus load arrested after they are dead broke

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"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"

"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use."
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Scuttlebutt
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But if they fight in an airport..Everyone wins!

/Except them. They're screwed four ways to Sunday.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I could say what I would really like to see happen but then everyone here would see how twisted my mind can REALLY get!


We are working on a fight at the airport right now so it could be closer to reality (we can always hope!)

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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"

"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use."
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Scuttlebutt
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OOOH! Send em a webcam and make em humiliate themselves! $10 webcam + $300 shipping fees = hilarity

/Although I'd love to see one get killed by another scammer Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If they all killed each other it wouldn't be so bad either.

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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"

"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use."
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Scuttlebutt
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my plans to get them to fight is to get one lad to send me a photo of him wearing dark sunglasses w/ a cane and suitcase. Then I'd tell him to meet me in at "Soandso" airport in that disguise and wander aound like he was blind for a while. I'd send the disguise photo to my other lads and tell them that I wil be at this airport with my money in a briefcase, "You will know me by my disguise." If I can get 4 or five of these guys to chase after him Twisted Evil who knows?

Another good one would be to send an a55load of Monopoly cash by snail mail and insist that it is real.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a lad to genuinely have to live in another nation because of a safari. The thought of having a lad so broke and so stuck that he can never come home is absolutely hilarious to me. I just imagine a lad never being able to go home.

The thought of just COMPLETELY changing a lads life due to something that I wrote or said is hilarious to me. That would cause them so much damage, not just to their wallet, but to their whole life.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well I'm still waiting for a lad to send me his 'Kidney in a shoebox'

I know it will never happen...but I can dream can't I? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Getting a whole cafe arrested, charged and jailed.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd like a nice soothing nature documentary, something like, "Swimming With Baby Hippos." Of course, Mother Hippo is close by. The lad is the star of the show, riding on the back of that cute little devil. Cool

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Scuttlebutt
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about the good ol' initiation with a twist:

"You see to join our religion you must pull your two front teeth out..with pics" Twisted Evil

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Mr_Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A lad genuinely asking for help by email Laughing

The lads scrapping is still top of the cake for me.
Especially if they meet after they've both (or more) had to enduare a long safari
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have any large scam gangs been co-opted by baiters? Y’know, the low-level “first contact” mugus (catchers?) joining the G0m3rboyz, the mid-level bois going on safari, and the oga getting tattooed?

A related question: Who would be the mugu, and what would be the bait, in 419:The Movie?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When we managed to get Stanley to travel to Benin City to kidnap Dan I was in nirvana. The only thing that would have made it better was if Stanley had stripped Dan naked and made him walk 10km back home (like Stanly was supposed to!).

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Firbuz wrote:
Have any large scam gangs been co-opted by baiters? Y’know, the low-level “first contact” mugus (catchers?) joining the G0m3rboyz, the mid-level bois going on safari, and the oga getting tattooed?

A related question: Who would be the mugu, and what would be the bait, in 419:The Movie?
Minnows, bait them with minnows..

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've tried to get Lads posing in fantasy-style costumes... that was my dream, but I think Nurse Nasty and Rumbero have that modality sewn up!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Usually I think things can´t get any better than they are...and then, usually after one or two heavy drawbacks, which I can almost plan in, things work beyond expectation. this applies to forms, the twat, 55c and to mugu weddings. after the twat was done, i really consider this a personal landmark. i have thought before that this would be rather beyond my reach. turns out persistence pays! i also know that almost all has been a team effort, which started in someone actually doing the creative part of setting up the website and drafting the form. though I originally have no career concept in baiting, i´m simply surprised how well things have turned out for now. i´d say, by the factor 2 it outweighs the frequent frustrating and dry periods of bad replies, intrigues and idiotic barrister characters. that´s the price for getting the twat (as lousy as it is Wink )

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Something simple. A lad so broke and stranded on safari that he can't get home noway nohow.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
I've tried to get Lads posing in fantasy-style costumes... that was my dream, but I think Nurse Nasty and Rumbero have that modality sewn up!
Your dreams scare me....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pamela Anderson, a bag of potatoes, a sink plunger...... oh wait I thought that said Date.....

(i'll get me coat)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so sorry but my fantasy bait is where the lazy A*seholes don't lie through their back teeth, learn to follow simple instructions and actually DO have a F*cking box stuffed with Dollars!!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sending them on a safari (at the behest of the Saudi Royal family) to retrieve the oil tanker stolen by Somali pirates Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ convincing them to become a pirate and arriving at Haradhare dressed up like Johnny Depp, or Captain Birdseye looking for a guy called Butch Laughing

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