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Master
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:15 am |
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cant wait to find out what happens |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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GomerPyle
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:30 am |
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As we seem to have Ghana and Benin Lads I doubt they'll travel to Lagos to see Shorty, but I'll try.
I'll run a second round before Christmas and turn full attention on the project and operate a better system to process applicants. I can't believe that no Nigerian Lads were snared. I had one who appeared keen but he just fell by the wayside.
Richard from Ghana should be fun as he's using associates in Cotonou to meet her, and as he will be acting as intermediary it should become wildly confused as he relays messages to me and I just tell him a pack of lies. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Master
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:10 am |
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Shorty is planning a little holiday nearer to christmas. hopefully i can get him moving and keep him away from home during the festive season |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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GomerPyle
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:20 am |
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Richard rang me this morning and I answered as Mr G0mer. It seems his pals in Cotonou want to hear Ludmi||as voice. I am sticking to the story that she can'r be rung as she is not able to carry a phone on to the flight.
I kept asking him for the Cotonou phone number of his associates but he stalled me on that until I pointed out he was asking me to do something then making it impossible. Then I realised that trying to take a number off him over the phone would be difficult as he is very difficult to understand so I told him to e-mail Ludmi||a.
I'll be out this morning and I'll see what I get from him. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:30 pm |
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Sunday In3gbu from Nigeria finally responded with this
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pls i need your call urgently, bcos you know this job is not going to be that easy ok, and want you to give me the total money involved in this transactions, to avoid mistake you hear,try and call me let me tell you the name inm going to use in this jb , as bank manager of the union bank ,just as soon as you get this mail try and mail me back coz there is no time again,ok,am waiting |
My reply was a wordy equivalent of 'Get stuffed'.
It would appear totally fake if I rolled over so easily.
I rang the Benin Lads and they sounded suspicious. The problem is that they always ask you to speak louder and repeat yourself and if I force my voices I can't hang onto the falsetto. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:30 pm |
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I wonder if Richard is suspicious of your Ludm1ll4 interpretation and Richards wants them to hear her voice also for verification.
It might be worth a stern email to Richard that his boys had better not screw this up!!
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_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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parrot
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:19 pm |
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Hahahaha I just got this from St4nley!
ST4NLEY L4WSON to me
show details 6:07 AM (3 hours ago) Reply
sorry guy. i don't know if it is late but all the same my number is this 08036230033
I think we can make a last minute addition! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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parrot
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:36 pm |
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Suddenly we are getting all kinds of last minute requests to join the party.
I just recieved this now.
s3gun kidirl to me
show details 3:21 AM (6 hours ago) Reply
Hello Mr Ol4tunji,
I am Olus3gun as well and i in convince with your proposal if it is real and i will wlike to hear back from you in details concerning your wonam that will be flying to received her $20,000 Dollars as you have said you are in UK and i am here in Burkina faso, so i wait to hear from you as to know how the programme will be.
I wait to hear from you as soonest.
Thanks/CoolRegards
Olus3gun K. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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parrot
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:48 pm |
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Our boys should be at the airport I think or heading their shortly. |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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LADBUSTER
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:27 pm |
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any news from the airport lads?? |
_________________ OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY. -Western Union
what a BITCH you are, you are dead and dead you MUST remain I have stamped it since that is what you want BIG FOOL - Random G man
IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DISTORBING THE PEACE OF GIENNUE LOAN LENDER LIKE HAWK MACRO CREDIT LTD., AMEN?
DO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR DAYS ARE ALSO NUMBERED, ISEEEEEEEEEEEEE. - Hawk Macro Credit Ltd
U BE THE GREATEST LUNATIC I EVER COME ACROSS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
[email protected]
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parrot
419Eater is my life
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:43 pm |
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Oh our boy Richard sounds upset.
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Richard johnson to me
show details 1:21 PM (1 hour ago) Reply
I called you several time you did not take your call kindly call me as soon as possble.
- Show quoted text - |
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_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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GomerPyle
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:46 pm |
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No word yet.
My first instinct was to tell them to %437 off - but that is what I always want to tell Lads and that doesn't hurt them enough.
I also have a late arriveal so I guess we need to stoke up for a delayed trip.
The excuse can be used that because we had no one to meet her we got her to delay her flight.
Let me just wait a while and I'll make some calls. I was expecting some e-mails, but I'll give them a while and see what they report.
Now I've read this over I think he's sent some pals to the airport. He sounds a lot like Shorty. This one's called Sunday - yep, that's his name.
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hi guy,i called your number now your wife pick it (you must have called the wrong number pal),you did not understand me ,the amonut that am asking you is the contract amount which s inside atm card that you want to pay her ,so that once my guys meet the maga ,he will tell the maga the amount that is inside the atm card to show that they are aware about the her fund,also my guys have already contact this her ,and she have sent all the requirement the need about her ,and also they have trace the time she will arrive at the airport,which is by 6 or 7 pm ,and all arrangement has been made ,the only thing you have to do is to tell the women to coperate with them ,MR.PHILLIP AMOUSU , the vmanager of union bank ,so my brother am not like that you think because you are the that bring this job,we need to be communicatin on phone to avoid any mistake because i need to be giving my guys feed back on what is the ground..
thanks try and call |
I think he's trying to explain something to me - and failing, but reading Lad crap puts my mind into a phase shift after the first five words.
Aaaah - now I understand. I switched off my recorded greet and it must switch to a standard greet already on the phone, and I know that's usually female.
Richard just phoned an his Benin pals didn't manage to contact Ludmi||a, so he and his pals are still with us. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:08 pm |
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Subject: We Are Not Happy With You
Dear Ludmi||a K0s0kal0v,
This is A|i Aju frankly speaking we are not happy at all ,why? because we have been following the information and directives which you forward to us till now we are still at the air-port waiting for your arrival without seen you why?
We have been here at the air-port for more than 3 hrs now what is going on? reply and me back immediately.
Were are you now?please let us know immediately.
Regards,
Mr. A|i Aju |
This is Richard from Ghana's contact in Benin - parrot's Lad. Not a happy chappie. "We are still at the airport" - well jump up and down - that'll keep your butt from going numb.
Ludmi||a's gone to her hotel. I'll tell Richard and see if his associate can get kicked out like Shorty did. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
Last edited by GomerPyle on Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:10 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
Location: The toilet
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:10 pm |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:15 pm |
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Keep in touch ScoobyDon't
We are going to do a 'second coming' for late arrivals.
New fakie tickets will be arranged and we can try the Lad version of the Hadron Collider - getting them to bump into each other and see if any spontaneous brain cells are formed. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 415
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:18 pm |
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LOL
Ramming speeeeeeeed! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
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Posts: 187
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:21 pm |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 415
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:34 pm |
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Did anyone safari on this?? |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:44 pm |
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None of mine have contacted me - I feel so unloved.
I'll ring round this evening to find out what happened.
If I call Richard and the others really late then they won't go to the hotel until tomorrow - I hope. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:49 pm |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:00 pm |
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I just checked the headers of my SA travel lad and it seems he’s in Benin after all, not SA. Is it too late to send him a back-dated email telling him I’ll be on that flight? (For a business meeting—[stupid]is Benin anywhere near SA?[/stupid]) |
_________________ “if you can not send the fee direct better stop this transaction. so that i can have peace.” … “No need i fill any form is stressful i will not do that!!!” —Barr. Donlad Williams
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parrot
419Eater is my life
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Yes do call them and give them a slap that poor Ludmllla had to find her own way to the hotel! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 237
Location: Paris, France
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:05 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:05 pm |
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Richard clearly has me on speed dial - and I have him on speed ignore. lol:
Unless he wants middle of the night calls for the rest of his life I recommend he backs off.
I hate Lads who get pushy. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 415
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:21 pm |
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So sorry Gomer that my lad is being a pest. He must pay for his impatience. How does one call an hour from 1am to 5am lad time for the next few weeks.
I can do it from evaphone and he will never know what hit him! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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