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 New Pic:Tosser Oguguo, another apology

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oguguo's trying to pinch a fat sum of money from what he thinks is a religious commune. To this end, Oguguo joined the Brotherhood of Tossers in late 2005. This bait passed the three-year mark last month. Basically, he makes a mistake every time he emails the church, which tends to tangle him up even more in the nightmare web of bureaucracy which is the Brotherhood of Tossers Awards and Donations department Smile

For example, he took the latest required pics, and filled in the latest round of forms (incorrectly), and of course after a lad sends things, it's always good to go silent on him for a week or so.

After a few days, he emailed Sister Barbara Windsor of the recruitment dept with this:
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I am still waiting to hear from you people regarding the forms I sent.
Remain shagged,


The brotherhood receive hundreds of forms daily, and Sister Windsor mailed him back to ask him to be more specific about who he is, and what the forms were. He wasn't specific enough, and Sister Windsor had to forward his email to arbitration. He didn't make himself clear enough with arbitration, and so his mail was forwarded to an Elder.

After another couple of weeks attempting to explain himself, it was obvious he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time, and was chastised. He replied curtly that he was losing interest, and was told that another Tosser in Ghana was waiting for funding, so we would divert his donation to him. Oguguo had second thoughts, and so was told to prepare this banner of regret if he wished to receive his funding.

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It's supposed to read "gobbing off", for a start. And 'apdogise'? I'll find more problems with it too.

I'll get around to putting up a page of Tosser Oguguo's pics soon. he's worked hard, he deserves it. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a complete and utter tosser. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you are being too hard on him. Look at his lovely pink nightgown.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very funny! Very Happy Laughing

"Sshag me gently". How nice.

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the test question here is still who is the bastard [email protected] [email protected], so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman [email protected] [email protected])

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three years Very Happy and still in great form! How long does it take to draw such big letters ?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@pachanga, I must apologize! I sent your profile picture that I found on the web the other day to one of my lads as I believed it to be his mother!

As well as a less flattering one of her with his father!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been told (endlessly) that I am quite photogenic and absolutely fetching, so no worries. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Classic! Very nice!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Psych,

I think you have committed a logical error known as the Texas Sharpshooters' Fallacy, for which you should immediately apologise to this Lad.

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..he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time

If the Church is angry about people wasting its time, then it is the Church that is impatient, not the Lad. His impatience is only to help the Church not waste its time. See?

I think you should not only apologise but also send him a bunch of vouchers for a two-week holiday at a Simba 5afari [email protected] I hear they're great.... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wright, that's a damned good argument, but even if Oguguo was capable of formulating it, he wouldn't dare use it. Arguments mean banners. He's finally learning that Smile
Quote:
His majesty,

Sorry for the mistakes.
It was from the artist who did the job for me.

I will rectify it today and resend it.


Artist? He's supposed to make it himself, so I guess I'll need stage-by-stage photographic proof, unless I can think of something better.

He's been told to smile this time. Example of Oguguo's forced smile here: http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/minge2.jpg

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Deserves a slap for those pink curtains too. There has to be something Blasphemous about those curtains. Self flagellation or the like is needed to cleanse the soul!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's more like it....

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think there should be a comma after the word "tosser" and before the word "and".
Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, now you're being pedantic. I like that Wink

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God Bless Tosser Ogugo

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hilarious! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great baiting and wonderful posters...emmm...arguments.

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That is amazing work Psych. You have had him on the hook from about the time I joined Eater bow_down

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