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 A lad used the word modalities with me!

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cpu_justice
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out this email, I think this scammer is pretty sharp to be honest. I wonder if he's on to me. I used the .dll trick passport. I wonder where I should go now, since he's got me against the wall here. I'm supposed to fly out on the 17th after all.


Attn; Dr Pierce

My mail to you has no negative impact, just letting you know of the modalities, however you have the right to express your candid feelings.

I am only helping Mrs Zenab Malik because of her request to me to help her see that you do not have any complications during the release process.
The attachment you sent did not open so what you supposed to have attached did not open.
I will need a copy of your passport to make an appointment for you as the beneficiary.
I need the copy of your passport for me to make the required appointment and also you should know that what I am doing is very confidential and if there is any breach in the confidentiality, I will tell Mrs Zenab Malik because she has assured me of maximum cooperation from her appointed beneficiary.

When I have a clear copy of your passport, I will make the necessary appointments and also the reservations.

Regards,

Mr Phillip Anderson
011 34 663 281 897

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Heh I think we borrowed "modalities" from the lads in the first place!

I'd keep sending the dll, telling him it opens ok on your home and work computers - then try to derail him on the subject of operating systems, etc. If he has a PC you've got a Mac, etc. It'll give you a couple of extra cycles of messing with him anyway.

Edit: You would rescan the passport for him but you've sent it away for a visa for your travel/whatever Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah - that wheeze is good for eight mails at least.

Be helpful. I change the file name from passport.jpg to passport.bmp and go on about how hard it is to reimage the picture. Then do one passport.gif and say it nearly crashed your pc doing it. Ask if his pc supports olu (I just made it up).

Tell him that you'll be happy to mail it to him. Just behave like a smart ass kid - it comes naturally to me. Then you turn round and smirk to your pals.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can also tell him he needs to be running windows vista as most of their computers are very old. Tell him he needs an upgrade as it works fine on your computer.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a lad just do the same...he even titled his post "modalities"

j0hn
Quote:
It's a pleasure to hear from you, actually we have been trying to contemplate on the modalities that is needed to be carried out by you so that your funds will be released,


my response
Quote:
I'm afraid I don't really do any modeling. When I was younger, perhaps, but not at my age. I'm not sure I understand why carrying out modeling would be a condition to receiving my inheritance.


Now he's all confused but is nice enough to warn me about internet scams

Quote:
I have not discuss a word with you regarding "Modelling" or whatever, secondly you have not been picking your calls lately asuch i need you to give me a specific time when you can be available to recieve my call because at this point this transaction needs your utmost availability for a quick completion of this business and also to pass across vital informations which i can not disclose on the internet as we know the nature of internet scam going on in United states and around the globe.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Make sure that you keep doubling the side of your passport. Just pick larger files. I try to keep them under 10 megs. I also like to name the files rescan.tif and passport3.jpg.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@cpu...
All the advice above is good. Just keep sending him un-openable files, and eventually he will say, "Thanks, I recieved your information." They don't really want your picture, they just want some assurance that you're serious.

As for traveling on the 17th, tell him your mother got sick so you have to postpone for a week or two. Or you got stopped at the airport by Homeland Security. Maybe ask him for help in re-scheduling your flight.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's nothing. On the news last night, I heard Gordon Brown use modalities during a speech he made at the emergency G20 meeting. Shocked

We're all going to die! Shocked Shocked

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