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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:52 pm

This was the first email to land in my catcher account and I managed to get just short of a months worth of baiting out of this lad. It's by no means a great bait but I figure it's worth sharing so fellow newbies can compare.

It all started 12 Oct 08 with a well known email from Mr Reine

Quote:

FROM - Philips Reine
TO - D.Urtb0cks
DATE - 12/10/08

- Good day friend, my names is Phillips Reine, I am sending this mail in order to ask for your assistance to extend my donation to the need in your country. I am a businessman merchant in Dubai, U.A.E. presently I am in the hospital suffering form Esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. The doctors identified that right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. My wife and only daughter died in London train bomb explosion some time last year. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, but never generous and always hostile to people. Always only focusing on my business, as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. At this point in time, my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do any thing with all the money I have accumulated my self. The last of my money is a huge cash deposit of ten million dollars ($10M) that I have in a security deposit in Europe for safekeeping. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and disburse it to some charity organizations and to the less privileged in the society. Please send me a mail to indicate if you are willing to assist me to receive the money from the company and disburse these funds to charity organizations and less privileged in the society (NEEDY). I believe if God gives me a second chance to life, I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God is clling me home, I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul. But for now, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and give succor and comfort to the less privileged in our societies, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I did on earth before I finally live. May God be with you and your entire family. Phillips Reine

As has been noted on Eater in the past, it's a particularly vile scam featuring pictures of a now dead, genuine cancer patient.

D.Urtb0cks get's back but is a little perturbed by Reines dates...

Quote:

FROM - D.Urtb0cks
TO - Philips Reine
DATE 12/10/08

Hello Mr. Reines,

I am sorry to hear of your illness and also the deaths of your family in
last years London bombings. Personally I was only aware of the 2005
bombings three years ago.
Although I do not work for any charitable funds I would be more than
willing to help disperse these funds amongst the various charitable
organisations in this country.

Your's sincerely,

D. Urtb0cks

The following day Reine gets back with a bit of script that you've all seen before so I won't quote it - straight to my reply with a bit of background story, with hindsight a tad mundane....

Quote:

FROM - D.Urtb0cks
TO - Phillips Reine
DATE - 13/10/08

Hello Philip,

Thankyou again for your email. My full name is Donald Urtbocks. I currently work as a manager at for BigB0y Pr0ductions. We are based in Merseyside,England. We are a small company who specialise in discreet photographic modelling assignments for a range of private clients.

Trust is a vital part of any partnership Mr. Reines, be it business or charitable. I would ask that you or your lawyer send me more information on this matter before I commit myself more. I am sorry if this is a barrier to any ongoing work Mr Reines but I'm sure a successful businessman such as yourself will understand this.

Your's Sincerely,

D.Urtbocks

The last sentence I stuck in to try and plant the seed in his mind that I'm buying his claims of legitimacy.

Back comes a bit more script regarding certificates and treasure but I know he's gathering info from this little snippet..

Quote:

FROM - Phillip Reines
TO - D.Urtb0cks
DATE 14/10/08

Since you presently live in England, on your full assistance to my project, I will arrange with the security company to deliver the consignment to you in England once I receive a mail of confidence from you. No body is aware that the content of my deposit is cash hence it was marked FAMILY TREASURES on a proper arrangement with the company.

Now, remembering that all this was still in my catcher account I needed to shift it elsewhere so as not to confuse this bait with others ongoing. I set up another gmail purporting to be D.Urtb0cks' work email at BigB0yPr0ductions and sent him this excuse

Quote:

FROM - D.Urtb0cks
TO - Mr.Reines
DATE - 14/10/08
Dear Mr Reine,

I read with interest your last email. If possible could you send any future emails to my business email as it is more secure. The address is xxxxxxxxxxx. I will shortly send an email from there to you so as to confirm this.

Your's Sincerely

D.Urtbocks

I sent the same confirmation from the BigB0ys address and he confirmed receipt here. He's also worried about his "testes"! I thought it was his throat?

Quote:

FROM - P.Reines
TO - BigB0yPro0ductions
DATE - 14/10/08

Thank you for your mail of which the new email has been noted.

Once again I am writing to get your confirmation regarding the project I intend to hand over to you. My lawyer came to see me today I made my intention of handing over of my deposit to you in other to fulfil my last wishes.
I know this news will not be interesting to you to know. Friend the count down to be with God started today after unfavourable result of testes conducted on me came out today. Is now very certain that I have less than three week from today before I go to be with my God.

I have ask my lawyer to come back tomorrow hoping to receive confirmation from you today to enable him finalize with all documentation immediately. Please confirm that I transfer my deposit to you immedaitely. Friend do you know one thing that will give me joy now, is to make sure that the transfer of this fund is completed before whatever that is going happen to me. I want to use this little time I have to successfully transfer this funds into your care before I go to be with my God id you are still willinglly and ready to do my last wishes.

Please send me a confirmatory email now let me complete this project immediately.

God bless you real good.

Mr. Phillips Reine

Now I decided to fluff out my background story a little and see just how Christian Mr Reines really is.

Quote:

FROM - BigB0yProductions
TO - Mr.Reines
DATE - 14/10/08
Dear Mr Reine,

Just a quick note before I leave work for the day.

As I believe I have already explained I am a manager here at BigB0y Pr0ductions. If I am perfectly honest with you I am not sure that the strong religious beliefs that you have expressed in your previous email are entirely compatible with my line of work. To be quite frank with you Mr. Reine our work is erotic imagery. Some people may refer to this as pornography.

We produce various types of erotic imagery in both still photographs and film. There are also four different levels of erotic imagery which we make.

These are :-
Category 1 - Semi clothed images of men and/or women posing.
Category 2 - Fully naked images of men and/or women posing.
Category 3 - Sexually explicit images of men or women masturbating
Category 4 - Sexually explicit images of men and/or women performing heterosexual acts or homosexual/lesbian acts.

The industry in which I work is viewed by many people of faith as being wrong or immoral. I personally disagree here. Our work brings pleasure to many, is entirely consensual and we believe no harm is done. We comply entirely with the industry laws here in the United Kingdom as laid down by the British Board of Film Classification.

Also let it be said that ALL our models and performers will never be asked to do anything they are uncomfortable with. Many of our models work entirely within Category 1 (Semi Clothed) and we would never put pressure on them to perform in a different category.

We are UTTERLY AGAINST any illegal or harmful sexual act such as Rape, Simulated Rape, Paedophillia, Beastiality etc.

Where we differ from many companies who also make pornography is that we produce tailor made images as requested by our private customers. Our work does not appear in magazines or on pornographic websites. Our customers pay generous fees and we then produce erotic imagery that is completely unique and caters to the customers specific need. Only two copies are made of the work. One is sent direct to the customer and the other is kept by us for one year and then destroyed completely. Because of the unique and specific nature of this work we are constantly seeking new models from all over the world regardless of shape, size, creed or colour.

I am quite aware that you may be shocked by what you read above and would like to reassure you Mr. Reines that it was not my intention to offend you or your beliefs in any way. I merely felt that the right and decent thing to do is to be entirely honest about who I am and what I do. It is due to the above that I feel I am not the correct person to be handling these charitable affairs of yours. Although your money has, never has and never will have anything to do with BigB0y Pr0ductions some may feel it is tainted by my association.

Your's Sincerely,

D.Urtbocks

I thought he's ran - he didn't reply for 9 days. But lads will be lads...here comes the money request!

Quote:

FROM - Mr Reines
TO - BigB0yPr0ductions
DATE - 23/10/08

Dear Urtbocks,

Thank you for your mail and I must admit that what you do for a living has anything do with the responsibility of actualizing last wishes and it dose not really matter to me.

With the assistance of my lawyer we have concluded with AB Capital and Security Company Ltd here in United Arab Emirates to lift the consignment to you through their Diplomatic Landing Order London.

In lieu of this, you will be requiring to visit the crew in London upon their arrival as soon as the contact you. However, we reach an agreement with the Courier Agent that you will pay their Freight charge of £3000 upon your meeting with them.

The £3000 you are giving to the Courier Agent will able them Facilitate for final clearance of the consignment from the Diplomatic Storage Vault in Heathrow Airport London for further the delivery of the consignment to you.

I will appreciate that you inform your readiness to receive the courier agent and the consignment also to pay their freight charge. Once I receive a confirmatory email you today, my lawyer will finalize arrangement for the shipment immediately for the week end.

Once I hear from you, I will give send all necessary document that will empower you claim the consignment as my appointed beneficiary.

Remain bless

Phillips Reine

It's a relief to know he's not too bothered, and what's that London business - doesn't he know it's the lads who do the safaris? Sadly for Reines D.Urtb0cks has similar thoughts...

Quote:

FROM - BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO - P.Reines
DATE - 24/10/08

Dear Mr Reine,

Thankyou for your assurances that my line of work causes you no moral conflict in the carrying out of this work. I have a question before we continue though.

I was assured that this transaction was "100% risk free" but am now being asked to take £3000 to London and hand it over to people I know nothing of. If you were in my shoes would you feel this to be "100% risk free"?

I am reluctant to enter into this agreement unless I can receive assurances, and more importantly proof, that my money is not at risk of being stolen.

Yours Sincerely,

D.Urtbocks

This is where all the dodgy certificates started as Reines try's to assure me. So given the late hour and the uploading and linking to be done I'll continue this tomorrow...TBC

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:30 am

Pretty good. I like the way you shift away from the scam itself to give him a little "background" about who you are and what you do. Nothing like coming up with a free flowing narrative on the porno industry. Cool

I'm thinking of creating an email account that I won't use for anything but a clearing house for all my other accounts and to catch everything I send out as a BCC.

It can get confusing after awhile if you have a few other things going.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:01 pm

Continuing my bait - Please be warned however, some of the language gets a little colourful towards the end of this. So.......

My lad get's the idea that a Certificate of Deposit is proof of his honourable intentions and gives me 100% assurance! He also mentions a fairly well used Courier company.

Quote:

FROM Philips Reine
TO BigB0yPr0ductions
DATE 25/10/08

Thank you for mail.

I so much appreciate your concern, I will be glad to know the area you need more proof regarding the money you have to put to received the consignment. I am confirming once more your assistance will not land you into any problem and this responsibility is absolute 100% risk free including involving your money.

Herein as attached file is the certificate of deposit issued to me when I deposited the funds with the company as family treasures. My arrangement with the security company is to despatch the consignment London by Zoek Courier International and the company is an air-freighting courier agent.

If this is not enough, please I will be glad you outline the areas you need my assurance which I will be very willing to give you. In addition you should remember that I will instruct my lawyer to prepare a power of attorney to transfer the responsibility of receiving the consignment on my behalf as my appoint representative in London.
I want you to get back to me quickly.

God bless you
Phillips Reine

Heres the certificate, standard script stuff

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/3029744866_2ea3c7c5f1.jpg?v=0

I don't get back too quickly as I've better things to do so it's left a couple of days. Little bit of research shows that googling Zoek will quickly lead you to 419 sites and the website for the courier is shut down. This is most concerning for D.Urtb0cks and his mentioning of web surfing for information really should set my lads alarm bells ringing.

Quote:

FROM D.Urtb0cks
TO Phillip Reines
DATE 27/10/08

Dear Mr Reines,

I have mentioned our arrangement to a close friend of mine. Do not worry, he is most trusted.

He has however urged me to tell you that you should not use Zoek Courier International as they are hugely unreliable. He was involved in a similar deal in 2005 and lost a considerable amount of money due to the couriers untrustworthiness. I went to their website to check on this and it is suspended so I am not willing to deal with them.

You have said in your previous email that you are willing to address my concerns so I urge you to use a different courier.

Yours Sincerely,

D.Urtbocks

The lad however seems quite unperturbed, he ever so helpfully alters his delivery arrangements. He's also laying on the drama...

Quote:

FROM Phillips Reines
TO BigB0yPr0ductions
DATE 28/10/08

PLEASE SEND REPLY VERY URGENT

Thank you for your email containing your complete details.

I know it will not interest you to know is almost time for me to be with my God, certainly I have less than a week to be with God, hence you have every reason to receive this fund now which is why I contacted you for your assistance in using my money to help the needy.

The arrangement to deliver the consignment to by the security company has been concluded today. Based on your advice I agreed with the security company not to use any courier company to deliver the consignment.. Rather the agent of the company is leaving tonight with the consignment to London by Emirate Airlines.

The name of the company agent coming with the consignment is Mr. Ismail Ali, he will call you upon his arrival at Heathrow Airport to informed a how best you will meet with him. I therefore request that you give me your direct telephone number (mobile) so enable the company contact to immediately he arrives London to deliver the consignment to you.

Please take urgency to reply this mail and send you telephone to me is that it will be forwarded to company. Mr. Ismail Ali will request for the air-freighting fee of £3000 from you to enable him facilitate for final clearance of the consignment from Heathrow Airport Authorities..

Similarly, send me your Full Names and your physical address immediately so that my lawyer will prepare an authorization letter in your favour to claim the consignment.

God bless you
Phillips Reine

Less than a week for poor Mr. Reines, sob sob. Also, a representative, Mr.Ali, is coming directly to meet me in London. This gives me a problem though with being a busy man in the North of England. I'd best send my phone number and address anyway. Well, a fake address and a Flextel number anyway.

Quote:

FROM BigB0yProductions
TO Phillips Reine
DATE 28/10/08

Dear Mr Reine,

On which flight will Mr.Ali be coming to Heathrow? There is no way I can come down to London to meet him as I have too many business commitments at the moment.

The full address for my business is...

BigB0y Pr0ductions
Scargreen Avenue
Norris Green
L11 3BE

Our phone number is xxxxxxxxx

Yours Sincerely,
D.Urtb0cks

A couple of notes. Scargreen Av is a real street in the Norris Green area just outside Liverpool City centre. It is a very notorious area however and certainly not one to go for a stroll around. A lot of gang activity, shootings, stabbings etc. I just love the idea of one of these bastards pulling up in a car and asking the local pondlife where BigB0y productions are! I used a Flextel number for this as well. Bait safe kids!

Mr Reines gets back to me.

Quote:

FROM Phillips Reine
TO D.Urtb0cks
DATE 28/10/08

Dear D.Urtb0cks,
I so much appreciate your prompt response to my mail. Mr. Ali is coming tonight by Emirates Airlines. My lawyer spoke with the company’s director of operations about what you said about going to London. He said you have to work it out with Mr. Ali by tomorrow morning when he calls you.

Please on know condition will you fail to see him and claim the consignment because I have finally transfer every to your care. I look forward to receive confirmation of your meeting with Mr. Ali tomorrow.

I also attach the letter of authority with this mail.
Thanks and God bless you

Phillips Reine

Still no flight number - lazy lad, can't have been that hard to check a website for a flight number. At least I have an idea when Mr.Alis calling me. Or calling my answering machine anyway. At least it's good to see BigB0y Pr0ductions on the certificate anyway

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3016/3028911721_18399398f9.jpg?v=0

I get back to pester about a flight number and to try and arrange a bit of travelling for Mr.Ali

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr Reines
DATE 28/10/08

Dear Mr Reine,

I have received the Letter Of Attorney. Could you tell me what flight number Mr.Ali is on so I may confirm his arrival?

Also, would it be possible for Mr.Ali to travel to the North of England in order to meet me? Due to my many business commitments I really would struggle to get to London to meet him. Although I understand the importance of these transactions I have already given my word to my clients and cannot now let them down.

Thankyou,

D.Urtb0cks

The day after I check my Flextel number and there are around 30 missed calls! There's also a message from Mr.Ali!! I'll upload that somewhere and link to it later.

I get this from Mr Reines

Quote:

FROM Mr Reines
TO BigB0yPr0ductions
DATE 29/10/08

Dear D.Urtbocks

The security company just informed me that their agents is now in London and has been calling your phone please you should not let me down. Arrange any possible best to meet with them and update me.

God bless you
Phillips Reine

And this comes...

Quote:

FROM Mr Reines
TO BigB0yPr0dutions
DATE 28/10/08

Mr. Ali is worried that your phone is on voice mail. Could you please ring him with this number + 447827518418
Thanks,
Phillips Reine

It's not really convenient for me to take a call at the moment though and I'm certainly not calling them. Time for BigB0y Pr0ductions secretary, Ms.M0neysh0t to make an appearance

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr Reines
DATE 29/10/08

Dear Sir,

Please accept our apologies in the delay of Mr.D.Urtb0cks contacting you. He is currently overseeing a film shoot in a remote area of the Lake District. As I'm sure you're aware the strength of the mobile phone signal in that area is either very weak or non-existent.

We would like to reassure you that as soon as we are able to contact him we will ask him to get in touch with you.

Apologies,

Ms M0neysh0t,
Secretary to Mr.D.Urtb0cks

And another to let him know when I'll take a call

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr Reines
DATE 29/10/08

Dear Mr.Reines,

We have just heard from Mr.Urtb0cks and he has let us know that he will be available to talk to Mr.Ali from 8pm (20:00) tonight until 10pm (22:00). He apologises for this delay but as well as having problems with the signal strength on his phone the weather conditions in the Lake District, where he is currently working, are apparently dreadful. This has led to some delays with his work commitments for today leading to his delay in calling Mr.Ali.

He will be staying at a hotel overnight and he will let us know where he is when he checks in. If Mr.Ali calls the number he already has after 8pm then we will route the calls directly to Mr. Urtb0cks hotel room.

Again, many apologies to yourself and Mr.Ali.

Ms M0neysh0t,
Secretary to Mr.D.Urtb0cks

And come 20:00 I fired this off from D.Urtb0cks

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr Reines
DATE 29/10/08
Dear Mr Reines,

I hope you recieved the emails from Ms.M0neysh0t.

Please accept my apologies on my not being available to take calls from Mr.Ali today. I am now able to take calls on the number that I have given you. I will be available for the next two hours and then I will be back on answering machine as I have a pressing social engagement with an actor from todays shoot.

Yours Sincerely
D.Urtb0cks

Sure enough, Mr Ali made a call. Unfortunately I couldn't record it. Be assured though that there was a lot of pardons, misunderstandings of instructions and inane drivel about the beauty of the Lake District. In fact, Mr.Alis temper got a little frayed a couple of times and he hung up on me. He always called back though once he'd calmed down.

I also got a call from Mr Reines on his deathbed. Have you ever heard a lad pretending to have throat cancer? The interesting thing is that as his temper rises the effects of the cancer on his throat lessens and he seems to speak without the croak! This happened a few times during our 20 minute conversation.

Anyhow, in the end we got a clear understanding and I sent off confirmation...

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr.Reines
DATE 29/10/08

Dear Mr.Reines,

Thankyou for your phone calls. This is just to confirm our arrangements.

If you will now send me details of either a bank account or a Western Union office I will send the £3000 clearance fee tomorrow afternoon. Once this money has been received by the carrier it is my understanding that Mr.Ali will travel up to my offices in Liverpool with the consignment.

Yours Sincerely,

D.Urtb0cks

And back comes this...

Quote:

FROM Mr Reines
TO BigB0y Pr0ductions
DATE 30/10/08
Dear D.Urtb0cks,

Thanks for your email confirming you have concluded arrangement with Mr. Ali to bring the consignment to Liverpool. In order to safe time I prefer that you send the money to him by western union money transfer using his name. By so doing him will receive the money the same time and proceed to Liverpool. Try to keep me informed when you have met with him and received the consignment.

God bless you,
Phillips Reine

It all seems so simple, what could possibly go wrong? Then I get this from Mr Ali. Whaddya know, my scammer is a London boy! And he seems to think My name is Mr Reine, some confusion between 2 lads here. They should work on their plan.

Quote:

FROM Ali Ismail
TO BigB0y Productions
DATE 30/10/08

Dear Mr Reine,
This is the information you are going to use for the local Western Union with.Please when the transaction is done call me on this number.07827518418
Name:Ali Ismail.
Location:London City.

Best Regards.
Ali

Mr Ali, or Mr Ismael, whatever he wants to be known as has been hammering my phone number all this time. I email him

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Productions
TO Ali Ismael
DATE 30/10/08

Dear Mr Ismail,

Further to your email I wish to inform you that I will be sending my secretary into Liverpool shortly to make the payment on my behalf at the Western Union offices there. She will be departing shortly.

Also please accept my apologies if you have been trying to phone me. I left my mobile phone in my hotel room this morning and only realised my error once I had returned to Liverpool. I will instruct Ms.M0neysh0t to buy me a new phone once she has been to Western Union.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr D.Urtb0cks

Thats the lack of call answering taken care of. I decide to keep Mr Reines in the loop as well. And to congratulate my lads acting ability and let him know what I genuinely think of him.

Quote:

FROM BigB0yPr0ductions
TO Phillips Reines
DATE 30/10/08

Dear Mr.Reines,

Just a short note to inform you that the money should be with Mr.Ismail shortly, hopefully within the next two hours.

I was sorry to hear how ill you sounded on the phone. I realise that you are terminally ill and can only hope that your remaining few days on this planet are free of suffering. I am sure that your actions over the last 2-3 weeks will bring smiles to many faces as I intend to let the world know of Mr.Philip Reines and his actions once our paths go their seperate ways.

I would just like you to know that although it is not possible I would dearly like to attend your funeral. I would like to point to your remains and tell people that I knew that man and to tell them of your deeds.

Yours Sincerely,

D.Urtbocks

There, thats done. I can't envisage any problems now. Ms.M0neysh0t is a very competent secretary...or so I thought!

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Mr Ali Ismael
DATE 30/10/08

Mr Ismail,

I am aghast. That STUPID little bitch Ms.M0neysh0t. She took my £3000 but instead of going straight to the Western Union she went into a betting shop!!

She placed the money on a horse, Noble Citizen in the 3:40 at Lingfield, with the intention of keeping the winnings and then paying the £3000 into Western Union. The fucking horse LOST!!! STUPID BITCH!!!

I have lost £3000 of my money and that STUPID LYING CHEATING WHORE has lost her job and I am going to report her to the police in the morning when I have calmed down. Obviously now I will not be able to pay the money into Western Union until tomorrow afternoon. I shall go there personally as I shall never trust a woman again. They are ALL IGNORANT PROSTITUTES!!!!!

I will send Mr Reines an apology and then I am going into the nearest pub, getting fucking drunk and then going to Liverpool city centre to find and SHAG THE FUCKING ARSE OFF a rentboy to try and forget about Ms FUCKING M0neysh0t and her thieving ways.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

D.Urtb0cks

And a slightly more reserved explanation for Mr Reines, he is on his deathbed after all.

Quote:

FROM BigB0y Pr0ductions
TO Phillips Reines
DATE 30/10/08
Dear Mr Reine,

I am sorry to bother you again on your death bed but there has been a problem with the money. My secretary has stole it! Can you believe this?? I am absolutely furious and have sacked her and if I see her face again I will drive my fist through it.

I will try to send Ali the money myself personally.

Sorry again,

D.Urtb0cks

The day after Mr Reines gets back to me. I've only just noticed that he calls me Chung in this email.

Quote:

FROM Phillips Reines
TO BigB0y Pr0ductions
DATE 31/10/08

Dear Chung,

Sorry for what happened to you yesterday. What do we do to go ahead with this transaction because I will not want Mr. Ali to stay in London more than necessary to avoid additional fee because of his hotel bill.

Please inform me what you are up to now.

God bless you.

Phillips Reine

Now, in RL my father was admitted to hospital so the bait, and everything else took a back seat. Once he was on the mend I fired off an email to Reines explaining this and he gets back to me.

Quote:

FROM Phillips Reines
TO BigB0y Pr0ductions
DATE 03/11/08

Dear D.Urtbocks,

I thank God your father is better now.
Mr. Ali is still in London waiting to hear from you and should bear in mind that I have handed over the responsibility to receive the consignment to you.

One thing that kept on very surprised is your refusal to call Mr. Ali on phone till this moment or even send him email.

Please go ahead and contact Mr. Ali and send the money to him to enable him clear the consignment and deliver the consignment to you in Liverpool receive the immediately.

God bless you

Phillips Reine

I have no real excuse for not answering my phone so I decide to go on the offensive a little...

Quote:

FROM BigB0yProductions
TO Phillips Reines
DATE 03/11/08

Dear Mr Reine,

Thankyou for your concern regarding my father.

I am however concerned about your statement regarding me not contacting Mr Ismail. I have spoke to Mr Ismail on the phone before the fiasco with my thieving secretary and I did not feel further calls were necessary as we had already settled on the details. Further to that I have twice emailed Mr Ismail in the last week or so. Indeed, Mr Ismail was the first person I emailed once I'd found out about my former bitch secretarys betrayal of me.

While on the subject of Ms M0neysh0t I filed a police report today concerning the theft. Hopefully I will hear back from them sometime tomorrow. Personally, I feel that she should be lined up against a wall alongside other female criminals and stoned to death - women are far too demanding these days. This is why I prefer the intimate company and strong embrace of another man.

I will now email Mr Ismail again and ask him for details of his hotel bill so that I may recompense him tomorrow whilst sending the $3000.

Keep your pecker up!

D.Urtbocks

Another email to this end is sent off to Ali Ismail. Heaping on the misogyny and hopefully trying to upset Ismael with some suggestions on his sexuality.

Quote:

FROM BigB0yPr0ductions
TO Ali Ismael
DATE 03/11/08

Hello Mr Ismail,

I have been in contact with Mr Reines and he assures me that you are still in London. I am sorry for your delay but my Father was took ill over the weekend and naturally this took priority.

I assume that the details for a Western Union payment to you have not changed and wish to let you know that I intend to reimburse the extra expenses that you will have incurred staying at your hotel. Please let me know the amount of your hotel bill and any other expenses and I shall add that to the £3000 clearance fee.

Incidentally, how are you finding London? It is very expensive I feel and crawling with whores and criminals. I do have a fondness for the Hampstead Heath area but overall I much prefer cottaging in Brighton.

It has been a very eventful week Mr Ismail but I feel that our business should be concluded tomorrow afternoon. My father is on the road to recovery and I shall never trust a woman with my money again - they are treacherous rats of the very lowest order. I much prefer to lay my head on the strong firm chest of another man. Perhaps you also do Mr Ismail?

Yours Sincerely,

D.Urtb0cks

This was pretty much were the bait ended however. I sent a few emails off trying to get an amount for Ismaels hotel bill but was told to stick to the £3000. I sent one claiming to have sent the money and then one a couple of days later saying it had been returned due to non collection. I couldn't get a reply though so I left this with my lad.

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Hello Shit for brains!

Remember me - BigB0y Pr0ductions!!!!

From your first email I knew you were a 419 scammer. Your acting on the phone was pathetic much like everything else about your act. Was you hoping to get $$$ from me? No chance, you are too much of a MUGU ooooooooooo

Fuckoff and die you horrible piece of shit. Sending photos of a dead man is shameful and I hope your withered little penis drops off you twat.

Your a *DELETED* oooooooooo
ha ha ha

D URTB0CKS

Hardly Oscar Wilde I know but hey, I might get some insults!

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:40 pm

lol wonderful ending. did he ever respond to that?

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:10 pm

nice baiting

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:18 pm

He never got back to me but it's only from a couple of days ago. I'm toying with the idea of using scripted insults for all my dead baits and sending one a day. Hopefully one will bite and rant at me!