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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Me: Nothing bad ever happens to me.


Laughing Laughing Laughing You are absolutely hilarious, luckey. You play that character well . . . too well. Confused

By the way, what have you done to Imelda, she used to be so innocent! Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awwwwwww:

Mike wrote:
Hi cute!
I just wnt to say thank you 4touching my life in a way no one has ever do before,
I n this cruel world it is very hard to fined a friend with beatiful heart, pure feeling , with an attractive behaviour and stylish look, haveing one like you is a specail gift from God Amighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOULD U BE MY VAL MY LOVE ?????????????????

I love you very much my Angel.......................


So true. My behavior couldn't be more attractive, and what's more stylish than a pregnant teen. Laughing

Mike wrote:
Hi Angel,
Since i met you my heart is full of special thoughts of you because you process all the good qualities ,
i have been lookn for , Be my VAL with all my HEART.
I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!! and wish to LOVE YOU MORE MY ANGEL....

I love you very much my Angel.......................


Can't wait to tell him about my steamy Valentine's Day with Imelda. Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Me: Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were little or something? I'm all like "I got arrested by customs but I escaped." and you're all like "yeah that's good but I was sad so I ran home to my mommy and pouted like a little bitch for three months.


Thanks a lot, this line had me laughing so hard I woke up my husband.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing

I love your baiting, luckey. (Poor Imelda, what are you doing to her. Let me know if you want her to send an email to your lad. I have two Imelda accounts).

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Christ, you're leading him around by a ring through his nose. Awesome stuff.

I loved this line:

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Does your new girlfriend have a virginia brush?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This should get an interesting response:

I wrote:
Hi Mike,

Thanks for the Valentine's wishes. I was expecting more from you, but I know you probably tried your best.

I'm sorry I wasn't online much this weekend, but Imelda had some very nice surprises for me for Valentine's day. She felt sad for me because I'm so far away from you, but she is such a sweetheart that she planned a very special weekend for us so I wouldn't feel bad. When I went up to her apartment on Friday night, as soon as I got out of the elevator, there was a trail of rose petals leading to her door. Inside, the apartment was filled with candles and soft music. The trail of rose petals let me to the bathroom where she was waiting for me in a steamy bubble bath with two glasses of champagne and a plate of chocolate covered strawberries. I was so happy that she would do something special for me, I tore my clothes off and jumped right in. Oh my God, the strawberries were sooooo good, and the champagne turned my sadness into bliss. The bath took almost two hours because she said I needed to be very clean for the rest of her surprises. Between the virginia brush, the shower sprayer, and her special tricks, I don't think I've ever been so clean in my life. I saw stars.

After that, she took me out dancing and we met some of her friends who kept us out all night. I drank so much champagne, and put so much magic powder in my nose, I'm not even sure I remember everything that happened. All I know is I woke up on a train and we ended up in this little village in Provence. One of her friends has a vacation home there on a wine farm. It was so beautiful, I've never seen anything like that in my life. The villa was kind of small so we all had to sleep on a rug in front of the fire place, but I was so drunk the whole time, I don't even remember sleeping. It was so fun, we played some naughty Valentines games where we had to take our clothes off and do tingly tricks to eachother. French people are so much more daring that Americans. I've never been through anything like that before. I wish I could do stuff like that with you. Soon I guess.

I've been trying to find a boat that will go to Africa so I can be with you. It isn't very easy. All of the cruises from France go to East Africa. Is East Africa better or something? I'll keep looking. There has to be something. I'm soooo tired now. I'm going to try to get some rest. I miss you.

Your honey,


@Ima, any interest in becoming jealous and obsessive? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Confused

Not the jealous rant I was hoping for:
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Hi Angel,
how are you doing at moment? am so happy to hear from you
that you are happy , well as for me i did not enjoy the val coss i did not hear your sweet voice or chat with you n that faithfull day.

please can you call me ? Here is the number once again area code +234 803656xxxx.

It has been long i hear your sweet and lovely voice or can you give me a number i can reach you with please i will be very happy if you grant me this request my Angel.

I knew i was surposed to do more than i did but how ever just take it how you see it,

i would have do more than that if you where here with me but how ever i know some day some how we will be together !!!!!!
that remineds me NIGERIA is in West African and not East Africa okay.

One more thing my Regards to your friend Imelda , say me well to her for being more than nice to you.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sounds like he may like Imelda too ,the perv,lol.... Wink
You could have a joint bait Luckey.
I like reading this bait you are so funny.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Thanks DQ. I'd like to drag Ima into this somehow. I've baited along side her Imelda character before. It was great fun.

Here's the latest chat:

Quote:
Mike : u there ?
Mike : <ding>

Me : Hi.
Me : How are you?

Mike : AM OKAY JUST THAT AM MISSING U
Mike : SO HOW ARE YOU DOING TOO ?

Me : Ok I guess. I miss you too.

Mike : THAT IS LOVELY
Mike : SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME
Mike : ?

Me : Did you get my email?

Mike : YES I WAS JUST READING THROUGH IT

Me : I'm really mad. Imelda won't let me use her phone, and I can't make the public phones work.
Me : I don't get her. Sometimes she's soooo nice to me. But lately she's been strange whenever I mention you.

Mike : BUT WHY ?
Mike : <ding>
Mike : hello
Mike : u still there ?
Mike : HELLO

Me : Sorry, I'll be back in a second.

Mike : K

Me : Sorry. I'm in an internet cafe and they guy wants me to leave.
Me : I was just arguing with him.
Me : Still there?

Mike : YES
Mike : BUT WHY DID HE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE

Me : He's an idiot. Don't worry about him.

Mike : HOW ABOUT UR LAPTOP

Me : It's not working right now. I dropped it.

Mike : K

Me : I spilled coffee on one of the computers here and sparks came out, so I moved to the next one. Now this guy says it's my fault.
Me : Some people.

Mike : REALY?

Me : He says I have to buy him a new one.
Me : I think I should buy more bullets.

Mike : DONT GO THERE

Me : I was only kidding.

Mike : AGAIN OKAY
Mike : BETER BE

Me : I have plenty of bullets.
Me : GOD he's such a dick. He wants to call the police.
Me : I think that's what he said. He doesn't speak english very well.

Mike : REALY SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW

Me : I'm giving him the finger and sticking my tongue out at him.

Mike : WHY DO YOU DO THAT
Mike : SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR LAPTOP
Mike : ?

Me : Cause he's an asshole. It's not my fault his stupid computer is broken. He should buy the ones that are waterproof.

Mike : K

Me : I dropped my laptop when I was running for a bus. It was kinda old anyway.
Me : This stupid guy won't stop yelling at me.
Me : I'm going to tell him you're going to kill him if he doesn't shut up. Will you type that so I can show it to him?

Mike : BUT YOU KNOW AM NOT THERE

Me : No duh. He doesn't though. I'll tell him you live close by.

Mike : OK I WILL DO JUST THAT BUT YOU SAID HE DOES NOT SPEAK IµENGLISH

Me : He speaks English, it's just hard to understand when he's screaming it at me.

Mike : K
Mike : SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

Me : Tell me that you are going to bite his ears off if he doesn't stop giving me a hard time. Then I'll show it to him to scare him.

Mike : K

Me : Ok, I'm going to tell him to come over now.

Mike : WHAT IS THE NAME ?

Me : Hold on, I'll ask.
Me : He said his name is Sebastian.
Me : Ok, he's coming over. Go ahead.

Mike : COME SEBASTIN IS LIKE YOU WANT ME TO DECEND ON YOU

Me : WHO IS WRITING THIS ONE THING TO ME?

Mike : IF YOU DO NOT LIVE MY WIFE ALONE I WILL KIIL YOU

Me : THER IS NO WIFE HER ONLY STUPID GIRL
Me : YOU WILL BE KILL

Mike : OK WAIT FOR ME THERE

Me : WHAT IS THIS YOU CAN DO I CAN CALL POLIC

Mike : I WILL BE RIGHT BACK

Me : YOU ARE COWARD MAN
Me : Where did you go?
Me :
Me : This guy is freaking out. He thinks you're coming over. LOL
Me : Are you still there?

Mike : hello am back
Mike : sorry my system just hanged
Mike : <ding>
Mike : are you still there ?
Mike : and i purposely stay for a while before singning in again to scare him

Me : I'm here. I'm scared now. He called a bunch of his friends to come over and protect him.
Me : One guy just came in. He looks pretty mean.
Me : They're talking to each other in French whispers.
Me : They keep looking at me.

Mike : really?

Me : What should I do?

Mike : you dont need to do any thing
Mike : i will be right back

Me : Hurry.

Mike : k

Me : are yo back yet?

Mike : yes

Me : The guy that came in is giving me a hard time.

Mike : so what happend
Mike : really

Me : Not much, they were talking to each other and looking out the window a lot

Mike : that is the reason why i told you that that
ideais not good

Me : I should have listened to you. I don't like this.

Mike : because am not there

Me : I think you had him scared, but when you disappeared, he thought you were a coward.

Mike : realy

Mike : so what do you think
Mike : ?
Mike : AM I A COWARD ?

Me : I think so. He laughed and said coward after you left.

Mike : k

Me : He just asked me if I'm talking to you again.

Mike : so what do intend to do now that you have a coward as a boy friend ?

Me : I don't think you're a coward. I think you're awesome. I'm saying he thought that.

Me : He wants to talk to you again.

Mike : K beter

Me : WHERE DO YOU GO? I AM WAIT FOR YOU BUT YOU NO COME TO HERE

Mike : so lets talk some thing beter

Me : SHE IS NOT TO TALK NOW WE HAVE SOME BUSINES TOGETHER YOU THREATEN ME

Me : SHE IS PRETTY THIS GIRL YES? MAYBE I TAKE HER FOR MYSELF

Mike : how do you mean ?
Mike : i want to talk to her now

Me : I SAY WHEN SHE CAN TALK. NOT FOR YOU TO SAY

Mike : did you get that
Mike : why

Me : I THINK SO I WILL MAKE HER SEE WHO IS ONE REAL MANS

Mike : see i want to talk to her plz

Me : MAYBE SHE HAS NEVER HAVE A REAL MAN LIKE ME

Mike : realy

Me : HAVE YOU TASTE HER THIS ONE? I WILL LIKE TO TRY HER

Mike : well i dont have time for silly talk ok
Mike : just let me talk with her okay

Me : MAYBE YOU WILL COME HER FOR TO WATCH ME WITHS HER
Me : I WILL TAKE HER CLOTHES FROM HER BODY

Mike : bye
Mike : i dont have time for all that
Mike : bye bye when ever she comes back tell her to email me
Mike : bye

Me : YOU DON HAVE TIME TO WATCH A REAL MAN TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A NICE WOMAN?

Mike : yes

Me : SHE WILL MAKE ME HAPPY FIRST THEN WE SEE IF SHE HAVE TIME LEFT FOR YOU

Me : YOU ARE NO MAN TO LET HER FALL TO THIS
Me : I MAKE SEXY WITH HER NOW BYE

Mike : hey
Mike : what did you just say?
Mike : i will kill you if you try that
Mike : did you understand
Mike : <ding>

Me : I AM BUSY RAPING YOUR WIFE YOU GO NOW
Me : MY FRIEND WILL TRY HER ALSO BUT I GO FIRST

Mike : dont even try that because i will kill you

Me : WE ARE WAIT FOR YOU TO COME TO STOP ME

Mike : just there me

Me : BUT YOU ARE AFRAID YES?

Mike : of what?

Me : AFRAID TO DIE BY MY HANDS

Mike : not at all

Me : SHE IS GOOD KISSER YOU DO NOT TELL ME THIS

Mike : k

Me : YOU ARE HIDING FROM ME NOW BECAUSE I WILL COME TO FIND YOU

Me : MAYBE SHE TELL ME WHER FOR YOU LIFE
Me : WE CAN SAY GOOD BY TO YOUR LIFE TO MY FACE

Mike : i will kill you

Me : YOU SAYS THIS MANY TIME, BUT SO FAR IS ONLY ME AND THIS STUPD GIRL WHO ARE HAVEING FUN TODAY

Mike : k
Mike : bye

Me : YOU ARE COWARD

Mike : am not a coward
Mike : you are the coward

Me : I AM THE WINNER

Mike : yes you are the winer
Mike : are you okay now

Me : I WILL LET HER TALK SHE IS FINISH HER JOB FOR TO ME

Me : yuck. I hate that guy.
Me : are you there?

Mike : yes

Me : that was disgusting. what a jerk.

Mike : k

Me : are you ok?

Mike : i dont know

Me : I think he's going to leave me alone now. I gave him five hundred euros for the computer and a blow job.

Me : I think he was bluffing anyway.

Mike : k

Me : I'm shaking. That was scary.
Me : say something.
Me : are you mad at me?

Mike : i dont know

Me : I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.

Mike : k

Me : I'm going to kill that guy.

Mike : that is the last thing i want to hear from you
Mike : did you understood
Mike : <ding>
Mike : are you there
Mike : i dont know why you alway embrase problems

Me : I'm here. I'm arguing with that idiot again.

Mike : stop the argument now

Me : He started it. He's telling me I'm a whore.

Mike : just ignore him
Mike : k

Me : I don't think that's very nice though. Plus it's not true. I gave him money and oral sex. Whores get paid to have sex. I should know.

Mike : sex?

Me : Don't worry. I just used my mouth.
Me : That's not really sex.

Mike : how do ou mean

Me : He made me put my mouth on his penis. What do you mean how do I mean?

Mike : i dont want to talk of that ok

Me : me neither. yuck. I don't think he's had a bath in a while.

Mike : good
Mike : any way i want to see you in cam

Me : Me too. I want to get out of here though. I don't like the way those guys are looking at me.

Mike : i said i want to see you on video cam
Mike : webcam

Me : I saw what you said. I want that too.

Mike : so how do i see you now

Me : Maybe when I get my lap top fixed I can buy one. I have money now.

Mike : so when will that be

Me : Soon I hope. There's a place near Imelda's apartment where I dropped it off. They said it would take a week or so.

Mike : a week?

Me : something like that. depends on if it needs parts, and how long it will take to get them.

Mike : k
Mike : as for me i dont have lap top any more

Me : what happened to yours?

Mike : i soled my during december period

Me : oh.

Mike : i tough you are comeing so i use the money for hotel
Mike : i paid for the hotel where we would have stay

Me : aww that's sweet.
Me : I'm glad you did that. I was afraid you weren't really serious about me.

Mike : i am
Mike : but all that money has expired
Mike : by now
Mike : and i did not make use of it

Me : tell the hotel to give the money back

Mike : there is no way they can give me themoney back

Me : why?

Mike : because they reseave that room for me

Me : You didn't stay there, did you?

Mike : for some days
Mike : i did not but that is the law

Me : huh? you stayed there alone?

Mike : no
Mike : i did not stay there
Mike : but

Me : tell the guy if he doesn't give you the money, you're going to blow up the hotel.

Me : that's what I would do.

Mike : sont start again
Mike : dont start again

Me : seriously. you shouldn't take shit like that.

Mike : k
Mike : just forget it
Mike : is nothing ok

Me : just threaten to blow up the guys car, or kill his kids or something. you don't really have to do it, just scare him.

Me : or you could take one of his kids until he pays you.
Me : don't hurt the kid or anything, just hold him for a few days.

Mike : but if you happens to say so and some thing happens they will hld you responsible
Mike : dont you know so

Me : they can't prove anything if you're careful about it. the guy will just pay and that will be that.

Mike : no am not use to that

Me : that's why you get pushed around though. you should be stronger.

Mike : k am going now

Me : your uncle wouldn't have kept all of your fathers money if you cut a few of his fingers off or something.

Mike : am going now

Me : did I upset you?

Mike : no

Me : I'm sorry, I just want everything to be good for you.

Mike : my time is runing out
Mike : am in the cafe also

Me : Ok. I miss you. I want to go too. I have to get this spunky taste out of my mouth.

Mike : what ever
Mike : bye

Me : say you love me.
Me : you don't sound good.

Mike : can we chat tomorrow

Me : maybe. I think I should find a new cafe.

Mike : k
Mike : see you then bys
Mike : i love you

Me : bye cutie.

Mike : alright bye

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing

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Mike: i dont know why you alway embrase problems


Quote:
Me : me neither. yuck. I don't think he's had a bath in a while.


I'd be glad to join in your bait, luckey. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is some of the funniest sh** I have ever read! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Me : just threaten to blow up the guys car, or kill his kids or something. you don't really have to do it, just scare him.

Me : or you could take one of his kids until he pays you.
Me : don't hurt the kid or anything, just hold him for a few days.


I wonder what went through his mind when you said that. Laughing

He should be afraid , very afraid, of his little crazy psycho teen.

I look forward to Imelda coming in to stake her claim too. Cool

It could get really interesting lol.

It's already hilarious.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Latest chat. Not much new here, but it was fun anyway. The requests for money are rolling in, but they're easy enough to dodge.

Quote:
Me: Are you there?

Mike: yes i am here
Mike: i have been waitin since

Me: Sorry. Took me a while to find a new cafe. I don't think I should go back to that other one, even though it's close to me.
Me: So what's up?
Me: where did you go?

Mike: am back
Mike: are you there ?
Mike: <ding>

Me: Where did you go?

Mike: I WENT OUT
Mike: so how do you do?
Mike: <ding>

Me: to where?

Mike: TO ANOTHER CAFE
Mike: THE OTHER ONE IS DOWN SO I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER ONE

Me: That was fast. How many are there near you?

Mike: many of them

Me: Wow. All on the same street, or what?

Mike: not really
Mike: i have to enter bike
Mike: <ding>

Me: Oh.

Mike: so whats up? am broke i need some money can you help

Me: What's wrong?

Mike: how do you mean?

Me: Why do you need money?

Mike: i need to replace my lap top
Mike: so i can always be on line
Mike: i really need it

Me: What's wrong with the cafes? I like these better than my laptop.
Me: I was thinking I wouldn't bother getting mine fixed.

Mike: but i dont like it than lap top
Mike: you know police may come in and may arrest every body here

Me: For what?

Mike: here is affrica

Me: Did you do something wrong? Did you take that guys kids? I think you should.

Mike: they will think every body on the net is a scamer

Me: Why don't they just close all of the cafes then.

Mike: i dont know

Me: How often do they arrest everyone?

Mike: i dont know
Mike: but am not onfortable here

Me: Like once a week, once a month? what?

Mike: i dont really know but am not used to it okay
Mike: are helping me or not

Me: Sure.
Me: Since you hate the cafes and I love them, I'll just send you my laptop.

Mike: what ?
Mike: okay sure when will that be ?
Mike: and i will still need some money too

Me: I don't know, as soon as it's fixed I guess. I'll tell them to hurry up.

Mike: to put connection on it

Me: what is a connection?

Mike: internet conection to enable me brows

Me: Oh. It has one already.

Mike: k
Mike: but i will stiill need some money too
Mike: come on one can not enjoy with out money

Me: enjoy what?

Mike: eat what ever you fill like eateing

Me: what do you eat?

Mike: E may, vao day coi co con nho nay ngon lam http://*spam site*
Mike: E may, vao day coi co con nho nay ngon lam http://*spam site*

Me: What the hell is that?

Mike: provitions
Mike: dont mined that plz

Me: what was it?

Mike: this system here is bad

Me: the system did that?

Mike: i dont know it just colme on his own
Mike: yes

Me: you mean like a hacker?
Me: are you sending me computer viruses?

Mike: come on i said i did not send it
Mike: that is one of the reason i dont like it

Me: well sure, but if you have viruses, you're probably contagious.

Mike: cafes
Mike: how do you mean ?

Me: Like if you have some kind of nasty, festering virus in your pee hole, and you come into contact with me, I'll get one too.

Mike: i dont have any virus

Me: How do you know? Have you done any tests?

Mike: yes i have

Me: like what kind of tests?

Mike: and when ever you come we will do another one okay
Mike: hivtest

Me: can you send me the results? I'd like to see them.

Mike: come on dont you trust me
Mike: i left them in the village

Me: well, why did you get a test?

Mike: i want to be sure of my self

Me: why did you think you have aids?

Mike: how about you

Me: what about me?

Mike: did you have
Mike: yes
Mike: did u have any test

Me: Why should I need a test? I'm only 19

Mike: yes but it is important
Mike: to evry human bein

Me: Are you telling me you have had sex before?

Mike: no
Mike: you can not contact it only when you have sex

Me: Then why did you need a test?

Mike: even when you use charp object

Me: You mean like a syringe?

Mike: yes

Me: Are you sharing your needles with crack whores?

Mike: no

Me: What sorts of drugs are you on?

Mike: not at all
Mike: how about you

Me: You're confusing me again.
Me: You don't share you needles, but you don't shoot drugs?
Me: I still don't get why you needed a test?

Mike: see i just do it that all
Mike: nothing more

Me: ?

Mike: i said i just do it

Me: Do what? What sort of risky behavior do you do?

Mike: i mean the test

Me: Are you saying you can get aids just from taking the test?

Mike: yes

Me: That seems pretty silly. I wouldn't risk it.

Mike: why dont you trust you self
Mike: ?
Mike: hello

Me: No, I wouldn't want to get aids from a stupid test that might give me aids. That seems dumb.

Mike: k
Mike: that is for you
Mike: so is there no web cam there
Mike: i want to see you

Me: There's one here I think, but it's not plugged in.

Mike: k then aske them to plug it

Me: Ok. hold on.

Mike: k

Me: He told me to do it myself. Where does it go?

Mike: ask him

Me: Ok.

Mike: or tell him you dont know how to do it

Me: He told me to plug it into the computer. Duh.
Me: He's being a jerk.

Mike: k
Mike: just look at the plug mouth then tress it to the computer
Mike: you will see the size

Me: Do you speak any French?

Mike: no

Me: Dam. Hold on. I'm going to try to do a google search to find out how to say "Can I plug this into your ass" in French.

Mike: not again
Mike: stay out of troble
Mike: plz
Mike: so are you going to plug it or not

Me: Don't worry. I found it. "Puis-je brancher dans votre cul" Does that sound right?

Mike: i dont know
Mike: may be

Me: Let me try it and see what he says.

Mike: but dont say that to him plz

Me: Oh my god, that was hilarious. You should see the look on his face. LOL
Me: Let me plug this stupid thing in, I want you to see this idiot.

Mike: stop that pleas

Me: stop what?

Mike: stay out of trobles
Mike: please

Me: you worry too much. you're just not used to standing up for yourself. In America, this is how
things work. People walk all over you if you let them.
Me: You have to show them who is boss.
Me: I'm going to go look up how to say "do you think this computer will fit in your ass?"

Mike: yes but that is not american ok
Mike: you dont speak there language

Me: Well no, but we did save their asses in WWII, so they should treat me with respect.

Mike: yes but just forget them
Mike: are you pluging it or not

Me: LOL!!! I just told him "pensez-vous de cet ordinateur va s'intégrer dans le cul"

Mike: i mean the cam

Me: He's such a dramaqueen!

Mike: if you are not then am going now

Me: I want to get him really mad so you can see him. I'm plugging it in now. Just sit tight.

Mike: just do it my time is runing out on my computer
Mike: fast please

Me: I'm trying. I can't find the stupid hole.

Mike: just look arround

Me: Is it in the front of the computer, or the back?

Mike: some time is at the back why some at the front it all depends

Me: Wait, there's a hole in the wall, could that be it?

Mike: take a look at the plug and look the hole too
Mike: is it the same ?

Me: Kind of. but there's more holes in the wall then there are little sticking out thingys on the plug
Me: Should I try it?

Mike: no
Mike: forget
Mike: it then
Mike: am going how do you mean you dont know where to plug it
Mike: you that is frm us
Mike: god dam it

Me: I'm not in the US, it looks different here. Plus I can't see shit because the computer is under the desk and it's all dark and everything.

Mike: k foget it then
Mike: are you going to call me or not ?

Me: I don't like the way you're talking to me. You sound like my father.

Mike: am sorry

Me: He's always telling me how stupid I am and how I never do anything right.
Me: Have you ever heard of positive reinforcement?

Mike: am sorry forgive plz

Me: whatever dude.

Mike: k
Mike: are you going to call me or not ?

Me: Yeah. I think I have to steal Imelda's phone from her.

Mike: no that is not a good idea
Mike: take the number to the comercial center and give it to them and then they will dail it for you

Me: What is a comercial center?

Mike: i mean a phone boot
Mike: where people make calls and collect money

Me: There's no one in the phone boots here. Just these little orange phones. Plus they're hard to find because everyone uses cell phones now.

Mike: k
Mike: then get one for your self so i can call you

Me: Don't worry, I'll take her phone when she's asleep. She'll just think she lost it.

Mike: i dont buy that idae
Mike: idea

Me: Then I'll put it in the fridge or something so she will find it and think she put it there.
Me: I used to do stuff like that to Jen. LOL

Mike: k what ever

<snip: lots of talk about me coming over there, the weather, the time, and more requests to send money so he can come to Paris. Too dull to post. >

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Me: Dam. Hold on. I'm going to try to do a google search to find out how to say "Can I plug this into your ass" in French.

Mike: not again
Mike: stay out of troble
Mike: plz

Mike: so are you going to plug it or not


Hahaha that was funny. I dont know why he could possibly think you could get into trouble... Rolling Eyes
He sounds worried, lad stress, gotta love it.



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Mike: forget
Mike: it then
Mike: am going how do you mean you dont know where to plug it
Mike: you that is frm us
Mike: god dam it


Tst tst causing stress in your lad can be hazardous to their health we can only hope.
Awww and look you made him cuss,lol.... Laughing
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This is absolutely the funniest thread I have read anywhere. Thank you for making it easier for me to go to work.

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This is a hilarious bait, Luckey. Laughing Laughing I always hated those chain letters and the ridiculous claims like "some dead girl will appear in your bedroom at midnight if you don't pass this on. (But make sure you don't just forward it)


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That is some funny shit. Definitely LOL stuff. I think you should kill some frenchies now though and see how he reacts. He does not seem to get to fazed by your exploits and I do not think he gets your "virginia brush" at all. Dumbass.

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I think a newspaper clipping talking about how police have linked these killings to you and some guy in Nigeria (or wherever this dude is) because of that phone call. That ought to wreck his breakfast.

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^^Along those lines, Prof So and So was supposed to call as a detective but I don't know if he ever did. I think that could be fun. Very Happy

I decided to throw a wrench into things just to mix it up a bit. I went quiet for a while and then caught up to him in chat today:

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Me: r u there
Me: please answr me

Mike: yes my dear

Me: did yu get my emal

Mike: am just reading through your mail what happened to you?

Me: it is bad
Me: im in hospitl

Mike: realy

Me: yes

Mike: then what happend

Me: i dont remeber everythng but men came to steal coins
Me: to imelda apatrment
Me: i hav them hidden so i did not tell where they are
Me: so they cut my finger off to make me tell
Me: but i still did not tell

Mike: are you serous

Me: they took hammer and nails and
Me: they nail my hands down to the floor

Mike: but you should have tell them
Mike: oh my god

Me: no those coins are my life with you

Mike: but how did they get to know about it

Me: i am sorry i am typing so slow i have to push keys with pencil in my mouth
Me: it is hard to do and it is very slow

Mike: you mean it affects your both hands

Me: i dont know how they find out maybe imelda said something
Me: yes both of my hands were ni
Me: ailed to floor and nails througy my knees also

Mike: knees ?
Mike: but you should have tell them where you kept it

Me: yes i was face down with my hands nailed to floor and i did not say where coins are so they nail my knees to floor too

Mike: surposseing they kill you now what would have been the need for it

Me: without coins i am dead anyway who cares

Mike: jesus they are heartless

Me: i wish they did killk me

Mike: why?
Mike: but you know i cant stand it

Me: it hurt so much
Me: and my finger is gone

Mike: because ican not live without youdear
Mike: amrealy soryabout all that
Mike: when did all this happend ?

Me: they also cut off one ear and crush some teeth with pliers

Mike: tellme you are kidden

Me: this was last week and i dont know how long i was asleep for and how long i have been in hisoptal

Mike: well thank god that you are still alive

Me: i passed out when they were crushing my teeth i dont rember what happened aftet that

Mike: so how is the situation like?

Me: the sound of my teeth getting crush was so bad i can still hear it
Me: i wake i\up sceaming sometimes

Mike: am so so sorry about that okay

Me: the doctor had to close my jaw with some wire

Mike: so where are you now are you stillin the hospitual?

Me: i have to take food through a straw

Mike: did you say close your jaw?

Me: yes it was broken while they crush my teeth
Me: so they wire it shut to heal

Mike: k
Mike: once again am sorry about that

Me: i am glad you are sorry i did it for you
Me: for us

Mike: realy?

Me: the coins are the only way for us to be together
Me: i could not lose them

Mike: why did you say that?

Me: say what

Mike: the coins are the only way for us to be together

Me: they are our futre

Mike: well it is some how true

Me: what is true

Mike: you know some times i will be thinking will i ever set my eyes on you
Mike: they are our futre

Me: dont say that

Mike: am just thinking you know it has been so long
Mike: and i have beginging to lost my faith
Mike: my hope of meeting you in person
Mike: staying together play and have funs
Mike: with you

Me: are you breaking up with me

Mike: not at all
Mike: you know i cant do that

Me: you suck to do this now after everything i have done to get to you

Mike: i said i cant breake up with you
Mike: that is what i mean

Me: then why do you say you haven no fiath in me

Mike: that is not what i mean
Mike: i said some time i lost faith of seen you
Mike: not that i dont have faith in you

Me: that is the same thing

Mike: but i did not mean it that wayokay

Me: you are saying we are not supposed to be tgether
Me: that god is against us

Mike: for god sake i did not say so
Mike: no

Me: yes you did

Mike: who said so
Mike: i dont like the way you are sounding

Me: how can you not see that everything that has happened is a miracle

Mike: please i just said that is not what i mean

Me: if god was against us i would be dead ten times by now

Mike: yes that is the reason why i said to my self that we are destin to be together

Me: how do you not look at that and feel stronger than ever that gog is guiding us to be together

Mike: yes am stronger now
Mike: i want you know that i love you and will always do okay .

Me: you cannot lose faith in us

Mike: as long as i live, i will live to love you more .
Mike: yes am not longer losseing faith about us

Me: your words hurt me more than nails and crushed teeth

Mike: am realy sorry about that please forgive me
Mike: k
Mike: you know that your happiness is what amliveing for.

Me: you need to make me feel better not try to hurt me i have too much pain to be hurt by you
Me: you will kill me if you talk about no faith in us

Mike: yes there is faith in us okay
Mike: am only kiddenokay
Mike: hello
Mike: my angel are you still there

Me: i am feeling sleepy now
Me: i have a morphine pump that puts sleep drug into me by itselg

Mike: you know each time i remeberd you you makes me feel god that is why am useing your picture on my id

Me: what do you mean?

Mike: you know each time i remeberd you you makes me feel good

Me: what picture what id

Mike: your pictuer

Me: show me

Mike: k
Mike: am soory the computer refuses to show it
Mike: i dont know why

Me: what kind of idea do you mean

Mike: sorry i dont understand

Me: what kind of id do you mean
Me: where are you using my picture

Mike: i mean on my yahoo messanger

Me: thats kind of weird
Me: creepy

Mike: sorry
Mike: um
Mike: you mean ?

Me: you pretend to look like me with your other friends when you chat with th3m

Mike: i dont pretend because they knewme aready
Mike: so i do tell them that you are my friend or is,nt it?

Me: ok
Me: i guess thats cool

Mike: good
Mike: so how comeyou are in the hospital charting with me
Mike: how did you do that

Me: imelda brought me my laptop yeasterdeay
Me: its fixed

Mike: k that sounds good
Mike: so i can always chat you any time

Me: ok i am sleepy and my neck hurts from typin with a pencil in my mouth
Me: yes when i am awake you can chat with me and also during visit hours before lights out

Mike: k see you some other time okay and get well soon my love

Me: will you write me a long email to make me feel better about how much you love me

Mike: sure i will bye the love of my life

Me: k bye

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Anymore update on this one? My fav.

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Luckey started another thread on him here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=163415&highlight=psychic

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