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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not much of a romance baiter, but somehow I've found myself in this revolting situation. I've been baiting this lad for about six months now and in spite of my quick temper and erratic behavior, he seems to have fallen in love with me. He's always trying to get me into chat, and sending me stupid lovey-dovey things like this:

My lad wrote:
Hello Angel,
I found this Poem online, and it made me think of you;

Read
Alone.....
Especially the Poem

I believe whatever is in store for us will be for us.

The poem is very true, unfortunately

Make sure you read the poem!
CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, for her boy friend of three years, David Marsden, to propose to her. Then one day when she was out to lunch David proposed! She accepted, but then had to leave because she had a meeting in 20 min. When she got to her office, ! ! she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. She checked it, the usual stuff from her friends, but then she saw one that she had never gotten before. It was this poem. She simply deleted it without even reading all of it. BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, she received a phone call from the police It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!

CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem and being the believer that she was she sent it to a few of her friends but didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out the full 5 that you must. Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. Later that night when she left to get to her car, she was killed in that spot by a hit-and-run drunk driver.

CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out within 45 minutes of reading it. Not even 4 hours later walking along the street to his new job interview with a really big company, ! when he ran into Cynthia Bell, his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him and told him of her passionate crush on him that she had had for 2 years. Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.. Cynthia and Richard are still married with three children, happy as ever!
This is the poem:

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,

As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name.
'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him.
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you
love someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself.
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets
And most importantly, stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.

You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter
to 10 other people (even the person who sent it to you) .
If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck.
*NOTE*
the more people that you send this to, the better
luck you will have.
SMILE, even through your
tears!!!!!

From Mike


Idea Laughing


I wrote:
OH MY GOD! I JUST READ THIS AND NOW I'M REALLY SCARED!!!!!!

I didn't read it right away when I got it and now I see that bad things have happened to people who didn't read it right away. OH MY GOD! What's going to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My lad wrote:
Well My Dear Angel ,
Nothing bad is going to happen to you it is just a poem okay!


I wrote:
I almost got hit by a car today. Tom thinks it's because of I didn't read the poem and he told me I should sleep with him and that will break the spell. Is that true do you think?

I don't really want to sleep with him because I don't like him in that way. Do you know anything that will break the spell? Don't you guys have all of that juju stuff over there?


My lad wrote:
My Dear,

Please do not mined him, It is not true , If you dont like him do not sleep with him okay.
As for me, I do not beleive in all thosae stuffs okay.

Because the word of GOD ALMIGHTY made us to understand that what ever we beleive is
what will happend to us Do you UNDERSTAND ?

Now all you need do is this just take your mined away from the poem and nothing will happen to you for i know so.

GOD WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN IF YOU REALLY BELEIVE IN HIM.


I wrote:
I tried what Tom said to do last night. He told me to lie with him and pray that the poem will not haunt me anymore. Then he made me drink holy wine, and lots of it. I felt very strange, like the power of God was entering my body. Then I fell asleep I guess, but when I woke up, my panties were all stretched out, and my vagina is sore today. I don't think God would do anything to hurt me, but I really don't feel right today. Do you think Tom took advantage of me?


A few days go by with no response, so I send a wake-up:

I wrote:
I don't get you. You say you love me, then you just ignore me.

Did we break up or something?


My lad wrote:
Dear sorry i have been out of my computer for some days now , i mean i did not assece my computer set for some time know well i will get back to you by tmorow but am no thappy with you
love frome mike


I wrote:
Why are you unhappy with me?


My lad wrote:
yes i received your mail and was mad at you because you did not listen to my advice,
you said we where friends but yet cant listen to each orther, if you know you woun,t work with my advice why do you seck for my openion in the forst place ? and even askeing me if tom take advantage of you!!!!!!!!!!!!
how am i to know am i GOD ?
to be hornestly frank am not happy with you thank you and have a nice day.


I wrote:
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. I wish I had. I was just so scared and you weren't answering me. I was lonely too and Tom is a nice guy, or at least he used to be. Now he's acting all mad at me and everything like we're not friends anymore but I don't know why he should be mad at me. Plus everysince that night, I feel itchy in my nether regions.

So what happens now, do you just ignore me like every other guy I have ever met?


My lad wrote:
Well is okay, Is not as if am not answering you but just that i have alots of programs at hand durring that period so i did not check my mails that was what happened mean while am not going to ignore you just like every other guy you have ever met okay indeed you are still my friend !!!!!!!

so what will happend now ?
i mean what will happend next?


I wrote:
Thanks for telling me you are still my friend. That means a lot to me. I don't know what will happen next. I am so confused. I have this rash that I think came from whatever Tom did to me that night and I keep having nightmares. I asked Tom what happened, but he denies everything. I told him about the rash and he said his mom is a doctor and she told him he should put cream on my vagina and rub it three times a day. I let him do it yesterday and it did make it feel a lot better, but it takes a very long time, and he makes all of these weird grunting noises when he's doing it and then after a while he just stops and goes into the bathroom. After that, he doesn't seem to want to talk to me anymore. Have you ever heard of anything like that before?


My lad wrote:
I think he made love to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the bad dreams, it is your immaginetion that cause all that i will advice you relase your mine and the rash? may be his blood does not mach your.
about what you said about being done in a certain way it is a lie period.
Now for the picture i prefer the one you snap alone with your pass picture too. just do it any how how !!


I wrote:
What do you mean by he made love to me? Do you mean he gave me kisses on my vagina? Is there a way to do things like that without getting rashes? I've had this before when I've had too much to drink at parties. Are you sure the rash doesn't come from drinking too much alcohol?

How come I'm always sending you pictures and you never send any to me?


My lad wrote:
How are you doing 2 day ?
what i mean by he made love to you is he have sex with you!!!!!!!!

regarding the question you asked Is there a way to do things like that without getting rashes?

well i wouldn,t know about that okay!!!!!!Now regarding what you said about me sending you picture well i will just that my scaner is not working at the morment.

so please my Angel send me more picture of yours because i love seen your pictures it makes me feel as if am on top of the world by haveing a friend like you angel okay?

waiting to receive the best of your pictures my love Angel,



Quote:
I'll send you more pictures another time. I have to get some stuff done before my next class and I only have a few minutes.

I told Tom what you said about making love, and you're right, it means having sex! So I told him that and he admitted it, but he was very sorry. He told me that boys have no choice. He said that when a boy is near a girl he likes, sometimes their bodies get ready for sex, and if he doesn't go through with it, he can get very sick. He also said that he knows a way we can do it safely again. He said that if I keep a banana in my mouth the whole time, I won't get a rash. Have you ever heard of that? I really want to help him because I don't want him to get sick. I would rather learn these things from you because I like you more than Tom. I wish you weren't so far away from me. : (


My lad wrote:
What He told you about boys have no choice is true !!!!!!!
Also what He said about when a boy is near a girl he likes,
sometimes their bodies get ready for sex,also true!!!!!!!!!

This particulary one if he doesn't go through with it, he
can get very sick is not true but if you like him you can
go ahead with him okay?

About keeping keeping a banana in your mouth the whole time,
You won't get a rash, I Have never heard of that before !!!!!!
I wishthe same way 2 : (
Am waitin for the picture as you had promissed than you and have anice day!!!!!!!!!


Next we chatted, but I didn't bother to save it. Aside from asking me to get a web cam, he told me to tell Tom I don't want to see him anymore...

I wrote:
Mike,

I did what you told me to do and Tom hit me in the face. He told me that if I don't do what he tells me to do he's going to kill my cat and then he's going to kill me.

Please help me. I don't know what to do.


My lad wrote:
Dear X
Your mail was received and it hurts me about what you just told me, How i which i was there to protect you but unforturnately i wasn,t there well am some how confused ,

Did your dad know about this ? if i may ask what do you intend to do about this?

Coss i dont want any thing to happend to you and your cat okay.

MIKE.


I knocked up a nice picture of "me" with a black eye and a few bruises and sent it with this...

I wrote:
I've been crying all day. He really hurt me and he was really serious. I can't believe this is a person I once though of as a friend. He's a crazy person. He's really dangerous. I don't know what to do. I'm so scared. I can't tell anyone or he'll kill me. Or my cat. He kicked my cat right into the wall. I'm telling you he's completely crazy I'm so scared. I can't believe he did this to me. I don't know what to do. Jen took a picture of my face, but I didn't tell her what happened. I told her I fell on the stairs. I have bruises on my wrists from when he was holding me down and forcing me to have sex with him while he told me over and over again he is going to kill me. OH MY GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO. HOW DID I GET INTO THIS MESS!!!!!!!!!111. Here's the picture so you can see where he hit me. It hurts sooooo much.


To be continued... I expect. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

Excellent. I love it. Very Happy

You should definitely publish more of your baits.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Luckey -- I feel dirty reading that. Embarassed

I also want to contact the police on "your" behalf! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ as they said. I will like very much to see where this leads.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That lad is seriously hooked. Lots of opportunities for fun and games.

Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Has the *rash* cleared up?

Have you missed your lunar period?

Will he help you with your baby?

Why won't he send you his picture?

If you offer to pay for the pic and to have his scanner repaired will he send you his picture?

How do you know he loves you?

Why won't he send you his picture?

He has been so helpful, how can you know he truly loves you if you have sent your picture, and he won"t?

All you need is a father for your baby, and you are able to have him come to you (whereever you are) if he wants to help

I'd be frantic about it, all you want is his help, body and intellect to guide you

Why won't he send his pic?

Please post more, I'm twixt between laughing and trying to be serious, neither is working

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this is great Luckey!

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I think he made love to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am sure I missed plenty while I was gone but that was a GREAT read. This guy is hooked. Can you get him to send a pic with a banana in his mouth? Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You tell me where this Tom character lives, I think a couple of the boys might have a word on your behalf...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great baiting, Good read Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for the encouragement all.

Here's today's reply:

My lad wrote:
Well i have read through your mail and also saw what that Basterd did to your face in the picture,
mean while you dont have to continure carying all day okay and why dont you tell jen or your dad about what happened ? and see if they will have a solution to this mess, Or cant your DAD stop him from killing you and your cat .

coss i dont know what els to say and this MESS GET TO BE STOPED TOO !!!!!!!!!

Please get back to me as soonest so that we will know what to do next okay,
AM AREADY HURT HERE AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh the possibilities. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

UPDATE:

Ok, I let Mike stew for a few days and sent this:

Quote:
Mike,

I'm sorry it took me so long to write you back, you must have been so worried about me. I'm not dead, but I don't think I should wait for Tom to kill me, I think I should kill myself.

After I read your email, I decided to follow your advice and home to tell my dad everything that happened. That turned out to be a huge mistake. He was so mad at me. He said he warned me that something like this was going to happen to me because I'm not smart when it comes to boys. He slapped me across the face, took my credit card away, and smashed my cell phone to pieces. Then he told me he won't pay for my school anymore because I'm not serious about it and I have only used it to get into trouble. My mother was screaming at him to leave me alone and to be reasonable, but he just pushed her into the dining table and told her to keep her mouth shut. My mother was screaming, my little brother was screaming and I was hysterical crying. I couldn't stay there because I knew if I did he would attack me and beat me. I ran out of the house and walked all the way back to the bus station. It took me almost three hours to get there, but when I did, I realized I didn't have any money for a ticket so I just slept in the bathroom and begged for money from strangers for two days until I had enough for a ticket back to school. I had to do things to get the money- unspeakable things. My dorm room is paid for until the end of the year, but that is only a few months. I don't know what I'm going to do after that and I really don't want to live there anyway because I'm still afraid of Tom.

How can my life have turned so bad so fast. God must hate me. Please tell me what to do. I need you to help me. I don't know what to do.


Later, we caught up in chat:

Quote:
Mike: HOW ARE YOU 2 DAY

Me: Terrible. What am I going to do?

Mike: bebe am lost of words

Me: I'm in so much trouble. I don't know what to do.
Me: what should I do?

Mike: did you hear from your dad since then?

Me: he won't talk to me. I called and my mother answered and i asked to talk to him and he said his daughter is dead.

Mike: well he will soon calm down he is only being angry

Me: you don't know him.
Me: He'll never forgive me.

Mike: i beleive so
Mike: he will u just have to believe so too okay
Mike: he will
Mike: am going to put you in prayer

Me: He sent me out of the house with no food and no money. I only have a place to live because my dorm is paid for, but he asked the school office for the rest of the tuition back.

Mike: god will tourch his mined
Mike: ok

Me: I have been borrowing money to eat, but my friends are all getting tired of me asking them for money.

Mike: and make him change his mined

Me: I'll be dead by then.

Mike: no you dont have to say so

Me: I can barely eat, and I will be kicked out of the dorm in December when the semester ends.
Me: Not only that, but I can only hide from Tom for so long. He is really mad at me because he found out I told my father about what happened.
Me: Jen told him everything. That bitch.

Mike: dont worry god will make a way when their is no way
Mike: i just want you to beleive that

Me: God is taking his sweet time about this one. How could he let my father hit me and kick me out.
Me: How could God let Tom do the things he did to me.

Mike: all i want you to do is this just have faith in god
Mike: and he will never let u down
Mike: k

Me: Great idea. Just before Tom kills me, I'll make sure God knows I appreciate everything he has done for me so far.

Mike: i just want you to have that beleive in u and i shall surely come to pass

Me: I can't wait for God. I have to do something on my own. Maybe that is God's plan.

Mike: tom is going to do nothing

Me: Nothing more you mean? Did I tell you my cat is gone? I can't find her.
Me: I think Tom killed her.

Mike: i dnt know why you are so scrd of him

Me: Hmm, let me think. OH, I know, it's because he kicked the shit out of me. Yes, that must be it.

Mike: i was about to aske u of that

Me: About my cat?
Mike: yeah
Me: I can't find her. I think Tom killed her.

Mike: u mean u have not seen her since then?

Me: I went home for the weekend, and when I got back, she was gone. Jen was supposed to feed her, but she's friends with Tom so she might have let him in or something.

Mike: so what do we do now?

Me: I don't know. I need to think of something.
Me: What should I do?

Mike: and what do you intend to think of
Mike: hemm i think you should try and call him again

Me: Who, my Dad?

Mike: yep

Me: For what?

Mike: so that you will plead with him aske him to forgive you

Me: There's a girl sitting next to me. I'll ask to borrow her phone. Hold on a sec.

Mike: that u are realy sorry about what happend
Mike: k

Me: Ok, I'm back. I called him three times. The first time, he told me his daughter is dead. The second time he yelled at me and told me that I was a stupid whore and I should stop calling him. The third time he shut his phone off.
Me: I think I should kill myself.

Mike: this is eating me up too you know i hate 2 see you unhappy
Mike: nononononno
Mike: dont even think of dat

Me: What's a good way to do it so it won't hurt. I can't stand any more pain.

Mike: plz dont even think of that
Mike: plz

Me: What choice do I have?

Mike: many choice

Me: Like what?

Mike: God

Me: That hasn't worked well so far.

Mike: is the answer to every thing

Me: I'm sure he is, but he works too slowly.
Me: I need help now.

Mike: yeah indeed he work slowly but i want to assure you that in this case he is going to work fast

Me: I can't sit and wait. My life is in danger.

Mike: but you must have to beleive that and see the out comes

Me: So far, I'm getting my ass kicked from here to California. That's the out comes.
Me: If I kill myself, I can meet God and tell him what I think of his stupid plans.

Mike: my daer plz calm down i understand how you feel and i want you to understand the i feel the paine 2

Me: Oh, I'm sure you're hurting more than me. Please.

Mike: come on do not talk of god like that

Me: Did God send me to you?

Mike: yeah
Mike: i am
Mike: i just feel i was there to defend you in the first place

Me: How?

Mike: if only i was there your dad wound,t have had about this

Me: You told me to talk to my dad!?

Mike: coss i would have protect u frm tom

Me: You told me if I like Tom, I should let him do what he wants?!

Mike: yes i deed becaus i was not there
Mike: but you told me u dont like him
Mike: secondly you are too young for that

Me: I liked him as a friend and I thought I was doing him a favor.
Me: plus he tricked me.

Mike: a favor ?

Me: he told me he would get sick if I didn't let him do what he wanted.
Mike: by distroying ur self?
Me: he said it would make me better. He only beat me after I told him I didn't want to do those things any more.
Me: your idea again.

Mike: oh come on let forget about that and think of what 2 do
Mike: what do we do now?

Me: you said if you were with me you could protect me. why don't you come here.

Mike: becoss am not opporture to be there

Me: what does that mean?

Mike: dat is why
Mike: i dont have visa to ur country

Me: Ok, so what if I come to you?

Mike: good but that will cost you a lot

Me: How much?

Mike: well i dont know but i guess it will be huge amount any way
Mike: coss i have not been there before

Me: I made money to buy my bus ticket pretty fast. In two days I was able to earn about $135 by doing "favors" for men I met. I bet I could have enough money in a few weeks if I work hard.
Me: What do you think?

Mike: yeah that iis good but
Mike: i dont know
Mike: do you think that is best

Me: What choice do I have?

Mike: thing to do?
Mike: how about your education

Me: my dad canceled my tuition. I won't be getting any education now. Do you know how much that costs?

Mike: no how much does it cost?

Me: $75,000 a month.

Mike: waoh that is a lots of money
Mike: dear

Me: It's not even an expensive school.

Mike: realy
Mike: ?

Me: That's for my dorm, food, books, and all that stuff too.

Mike: u mean $75,000 per a month ?

Me: something like that. I don't know. My dad pays for it.

Mike: k
Mike: but comeing down here will not be the best

Me: why not?

Mike: coss life here in africa is diffrent form ur country there

Me: will I get my ass kicked every day and have people killing my cat? what about rape, will I be raped all the time?
Me: How could it be worse.

Mike: u know am a student too

Me: cool
Me: so should I come?

Mike: yeah but you know my dad is late


Me: late for what?

Mike: and my uncle claim every thing

Me: you mean he died?

Mike: yep

Me: did your uncle kill him?

Mike: and am haveing a finicial problem since he died
Mike: no

Me: That's OK. if I make enough money, I'll bring some and you can have it.
Me: I can probably do "favors" for men there too.

Mike: that is the reason why i told you that comeing down here will not be the best

Me: we have love. what more do we need?

Mike: nothing dear

Me: so when should I come?

Mike: how do you mean by doing favors" for men
Mike: plz?

Me: you know, to make money.
Me: that's how I'll get money to travel, and it will be good for me to do that there too so we can have money there too.

Mike: but you still not answer my question

Me: what question?

Mike: how do you mean by doing favors" for men
Mike: i mean how do you do with them

Me: depends on how much money they have. some men in the bus station only wanted to touch me. some of them wanted me to touch them.

Mike: just like dat
Mike: ?

Me: well, yeah. It was pretty easy. kinda gross with the old dudes though.

Mike: k

Me: so when should I come

Mike: i dont know you know if you must come i need to raise money to rent my own apartment
Mike: before allowing you to come

Me: i'll be making money. we'll get one when i get there. I'll bring enough for a hotel at first.

Mike: to rent house here is costly
Mike: do u also know about that

Me: here too. how much should I bring?

Mike: ?
Mike: i dont know how much do you want to bring

Me: how much for a house?

Mike: but you know here in my country they only rent houes for a year

Me: Ok. so how much?

Mike: about $5000
Mike: but it depens the area

Me: that's not bad. I can probably make that in a week or two if I work hard.
Me: I'll bring more than that. I'm a fancy girl, I like to live well.

Mike: k

Me: I'd better get started making money. this is exciting.

Mike: k
Mike: but i need to speak to u
Mike: on phone first

Me: later. I need to start figuring this out. I gotta find out about flights and junk, and I'm going to probably need a bunch of penicillin.
Me: thanks so much. I think maybe God did send you to me.

Mike: what are you useing penicillin. for?

Me: so I won't get sick silly?

Mike: okay
Mike: hope you are not insulting me
Mike: ?

Me: what does that mean?

Mike: hahaha

Me: Oh I get it. No the penicillin isn't for you, it will be for the "favors" I do for all the men.

Mike: so hope you are ok
Mike: now

Me: i feel better now. thanks.
Me: I should get started. I have a lot of money to make all of the sudden.

Mike: thank God

Me: send me some pictures of houses. you should try to find one soon OK? we shouldn't stay in a hotel for very long. it will get expensive.

Mike: k

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Luckey, you're frighteningly good at this. Laughing

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Luckey,

How about having your character go a bit (more) batty, and getting into crystals, 'seeing' the future and so on, feeling bad vibes which you can only exorcise by surrounding yourself with baby turtles, urge the Lad to do some things to improve his aura, like throwing himself off a roof, that kind of thing? Laughing

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^^I like that idea. Maybe I can work into that after some of the drama clears a little. I'm not done making my mountain yet. Wink

I wrote:
Hi Mike,

How are you cutie? I miss you. The last few days have been very hard for me, but I just think about being with you and it gets me through. I haven't been staying at my dorm lately because I'm still afraid Tom will come after me. There is a woman's shelter in town. They let me stay there when I told them my story and they saw the bruises on me.

I made over $1500 dollars this weekend so I really don't think it will be long before I can come over there. Most of the men have been really nice, but one guy didn't pay me. That makes me so mad. Another guy gave me a little money, but he didn't have enough so he gave me some medicine that he said was very expensive. It's this white powder you sniff into your nose. At first I didn't really feel anything, but after a few tries, it made me really happy and warm all over. I want to try to get some more to bring to you. Have you ever tried that before? He said it was called tooteroski. It was really fun.

Anyway, how are you? Have you been taking care of yourself and looking for a place for us to live? I really can't wait to finally meet you. Every time I think of you it makes me feel good. Like I do when I take the tooteroski.

Write me back soon. I really miss you.


Mike wrote:
My dear Angel,

How are you doing at moment? i hope all is well with you over there? I miss you more than you do.

Tom should thank his God that am not there otherwise he would have feel my anger!!!!!!!

regarding what you said about white powder you sniff into your nose. hope it is not harmfull to your health?
coss i dont want any thing to hurt you and i have not tried it before.
yeah i always think of you too. you mean you have not heard any thing from your parrents,
i mean like setlement as in to forgive you ?

Yes i have been taking care of yourself and u?
also looking for a place for us to live, But i really wants to speak to you on phone first please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will be very very happy to speak with you and that will make me the happiest one on earth if you grant me my request please.

Hopeing to hear from you soon my love Angel meet me at chat 2


I said yes to the phone call, Ima offered to help me with that at some point, but for now, stalling is still fun.

I wrote:
I can't meet you in chat today because I'm going to try to work as much as possible today. I can make a lot of money If I go to the city because there are a lot of tourists around for Thanksgiving. That's a big holiday here. I'll probably sleep in the bus station there so I can get an early start in the morning too. This will be the first Thanksgiving of my life where I won't see my family. That makes me really sad.


Mike wrote:
My love,
your message was received and aslo understood, My daer i want to let you know that my love and spirit is with you over there, you will go with my love my Angel okay.

Am really rear sorry about what you said of this being the first Thanksgiving of your life where you won't see your family.That makes you really sad..

Well i feel thesame way too, you must bear this in mined that i hate seen you in bad mude But still want to let you know that there is somebody out there who cares and love you with his hole heart so for that reason you dont have to feel all that sad okay my Angel.

Please i want you to be happy for me my Love, thank you and have a nice day my Angel.
Hopeing to hear from you soon as you come back my love Angel,


I ignore him for a few days...

Mike wrote:
Hi Angel,
How are you to day? hope you receive my emails ? i just want to whish you the best and happy Thanks Given My Love Angel. i love you very much thank you and have a nice AND happy holidays my Love.

Love From Mike


And then send this:

I wrote:
Hi Mike,

I just got back to school. I'm in the library using the computer there. What a terrible weekend. I'm so upset. I went into the city to try to make more money and the first day was good. I spent the whole day in the bus station and found lots of men who wanted favors from me. I was helping them in one of the stalls in the men's bathroom and I made almost $2,000 in one day. Everything was going well until this big guy with a fancy watch and a long coat came up to me and told me that if I wanted to work there, I would have to work for him. He said he would give me protection from any bad men. When I said I didn't need his help, he grabbed me by the hair and dragged me over to the toilet. He shoved my head into the toilet bowl and I couldn't breath and I swallowed a lot of water and I thought I was going to die. At the last second, he pulled my head out and threw me to the floor. He searched through all of my pockets and found most of the money I had earned but he didn't know that I hid two hundred dollars in my underwear. I told him I would work hard for him and that I would give him more money.

After he left I ran for where the bus leaves to my home town. I was so upset, I just wanted to see my mom. I cried the whole way home and my clothes and hair were all wet. Everyone kept pointing at me and whispering to eachother. When I got home, all the lights were on and there were lots of cars in front of the house for Thanksgiving. I went inside and my mother rushed to hug me. She could see how upset I was and I was so happy when she came to me. My aunts and uncles and cousins were all staring because no one told them about everything that happened, they just thought I went to some friends house from school for Thanksgiving or something, I think that's what my dad must have told them. Anyway, then my dad came over and told my mom to let go of me and then he started telling me to get out. My uncle came over to stop him from being a dick, but my dad flipped out on him and my uncle pushed him into a door, but it didn't stop my dad, it only made him madder. He pushed my uncle into the table and a bunch of glasses broke and the turkey fell on my brother's lap. Then he came back to me and was slapping me in the face and screaming at me "how dare you come into my house looking like that you stupid whore" and all kinds of stuff like that. I kicked him as hard as I could in the balls an tried to run out of the house but he threw a chair at me and it got all tangled in my legs and I fell into the coffee table. While all of that was happening, my uncle called the police and the were there in like two minutes. But when they got there, my father told them that I was a whore and a drug addict. They searched me and found the cash in my underwear and about a gram and a half of tooteroski. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to have that, I mean, I didn't know it was illegal but they said it was and they put me in handcuffs and took me to the police station. I had to sleep in the holding cell until Sunday and now I have to go to court to face drug charges.

I have to get the hell out of here. If I go to court, they are going to put me in jail. I need to get out of here fast. I need to think of a faster way to make money. Are you around today? I want to talk to you on the phone.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What happens if Tom breaks into your email account and finds out what is going on between you and Michael?

Or do you want to continue solo. You are making a good job of it so far...

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This is great stuff! Lots and lots of directions this can go in. I will be watching this thread as the story unfolds!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Grooble beat me to it, but if you need a 'Tom' I will be glad to play the part. I could play dad as well and berate him for ruining my daughter.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Thanks for the offer (grooble too). Maybe we can work that in down the road a bit. For now, our poor damsel in distress is still trying to make her way to Africa:

Quote:
Mike: hi
Mike: am here
Mike: u there?
Mike: <ding>
Mike: oh god i miss you

Me: when will you be around so I can call you. I tried to call you yesterday. Did you see?

Mike: call now

Me: I'm not near a payphone this second. I will try to find one. It won't take long. Will you be around a while?

Mike: yes i will be
Mike: and how are you doing at moment?

Me: What's your number again so I'm sure I have it right
Me: I'm ok I guess

Mike: + xxx xxxx xxx

Me: Ok. I'll try to call you shortly.

Mike: k mean while you mean your own dad did all that to you
Mike: ?
Mike: i mean what you told me on your email
Mike: about the police case
Mike: u still there?

Me: My dad is an asshole.
Me: I have to go to court, but it isn't for a few weeks.

Mike: realy?
Mike: but why must he say such agaist his own dougther

Me: He says I'm not his daughter anymore. He hates me.
Me: Let me go so I can find a phone. We'll talk then.

Mike: why must he be so heartless

Me: He's an asshole. Always has been.

Mike: i realy fee for you
Mike: then did you manage to cope now
Mike: how did you manage to cope with your studies

Me: My studies are gone. He cut off my tuition.

Mike: do u still go to school,
Mike: babe am realy sorry about that

Me: I still can stay at the dorm. That's paid for the end of the month. They wouldn't give him his money back for that.

Mike: k

Me: I'll be gone by the end of the month. and with you.

Mike: with me?

Me: yeah. I'm comeing to live with you. remember? duh!

Mike: yep but how do you intend to do since you where unable to raise the needed money

Me: I'm working on a new plan. I'll tell you about it when I talk to you.

Mike: so tell me about it
Mike: i mean the plan

Me: I'll tell you when I talk to you. I don't want to put anything in writing someone might see it.

Mike: because i dont want you to do any thing that will hurt you

Me: you don't have to worry about me. I'm really good at taking care of myself

Mike: but it hurts me that i cant efford to raise the money from my own side

Me: that's sweet
Me: I think it's easier to find money here than where you live.

Mike: how i wish i use to have my car i would have sale it and use it for this

Me: stop worrying. I'll take care of everything. Just find us a house

Mike: but i dont want you to get hurt too

Me: I have nothing to lose.

Mike: because each time i had any thing like that it hurt me too

Mike: much

Me: don't worry. let me go so I can call you. I want to hear your voice

Mike: i dont know why all this are happening God!

Me: this is gods plan to bring us together. I'm sure of it.

Mike: are you sure it will work ?
Mike: with out any problem
Mike: hope you understood what am saying

Me: what choice do I have?
Me: either this is god's plan for me, or I'm dead. Either way is fine by me

Mike: come on you must not do something that will hurt you okay

Me: don't worry. it's totally safe.

Mike: nooooooooooooooooo

Me: unless I get caught. but that won't happen

Mike: i dont want any thing to tourch you for me
Mike: ok

Me: anything else you mean? what else could go wrong?

Mike: i dont want any thing at all
Mike: nothing but am just worried

Me: that's sweet.
Me: I'm going to go find a phone now.

Mike: k you just have to be carefull in what ever you do okay
Mike: good luck



Ima was good enough to place the call. It's mostly boring stuff about how the house hunting is going (it isn't- lazy lad), and the new plan to steal dad's gold coin collection. Mike doesn't seem to have any issues with that.

He also has the annoying habit of talking over Ima on the phone. I don't know how she was able to tolerate that, but don't worry, I won't subject you to in.

This bit at the end is worth a listen though:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about you now find out that the man is not really your father and he then sexually assaults you and says you now work for him! You could really invoke another story line there!
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Im really enjoying your bait Luckey.

Thanks for sharing with all of us.

I loved his song for you Laughing

I do believe he pretty much enjoyed talking to himself since he wouldnt let Ima talk Rolling Eyes That was soooo funny.

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Latest chat:

Quote:
Mike : yeah sweet heart how are you doing? am happy to meet you
so how are you

Me : nervous

Mike : why

Me : well, I feel funny about breaking into my parent's house

Mike : yes indeed it it is funny
Mike : but you must have to do what it takes to survive
Mike : or what do you think ? since no body cares about your up keeping any more

Me :so true. what choice do I have?
Me :I just don't want to get caught.

Mike : yes i pray so

Me : have you ever had to do anything like this?

Mike :not realy
Mike : but why do you aske?

Me : just wondering. It sounds like you have been in difficult situations before. Like with your uncle and stuff

Mike : yes but my is a litle bite different
Mike : coss i have other who cares for me and show me love

Me : my mother cares for me, but she's useless.
Me : she can't stop my father, and she's always drunk

Mike : but you dont have to use such bad word on your mum

Me : why?

Mike : k

Me : It's true, isn't it?

Mike : ye but she is still ur mum

Me : she sleeps with my uncle. Did I tell you that?

Mike :no

Me : Yeah. My family is a mess.

Mike : but why must she do that?

Me : Cause he lets her get drunk. My father beats the shit out of her when she drinks.

Mike : and how did u getknow about that

Me :When I was in high school, I came home and found them naked on the kitchen floor. It happened a few times.

Mike : REALLY
Mike : but it is not fear

Me : sure. I'd say it happened at least ten or fifteen times. That I saw. Probably more.
Me : What's not fair?

Mike : what she did

Me : What did she do?

Mike : i mean ur mum
Mike : sleeps with ur uncl

Me : Why isn't that fear?

Mike : or is it not what you told me?

Me : Yeah, that's what I said, but what's wrong with that?

Mike : I MEAN FEAIR

Me : Right feair

Mike : SORRY IS NOT GOOD

Me : why?

Mike : BECAUSE UR DAD IS STILL ALIVE

Me :Yeah, but he beats the shit out of her. And me. And my brother.
Me : I think he has had sex with my brother.

Mike : who did that

Me :My father.

Mike : how can?
Mike : is it possible

Me : Sure, he just puts his penis in my brother's mouth and butt

Mike : waoh
Mike : dat is mess bebe

Me : I think so too.

Mike : well lets just foget about that and think of what to do next
Mike : for ur safty

Me : Ok. I'm going to go back home in a little while. My bus leaves soon.
Me : My dad keeps a gun in the garage, I'll get that before I go in the house just in case anyone is there.

Mike : u mean u are goingsneak home and steal the coin collection

Me :Yea, but I'm going to get the gun first.

Mike : how much does it cost
Mike : if it happens you sale it

Me :I don't really know. They are old and valuable gold coins. Maybe 30 or 40 thousand.

Mike : really
Mike : but did u say gun !!!

Me : at least.
Me : My best bet is to sell them in a coin shop. But I'll have to do it fast. If they get reported stolen, I might get caught if I go to a coin shop.

Mike : yes
Mike : but u must have to be carefull

Me: I'll have the gun. I'm not worried.

Mike: ok well i wish you best of luck

Me: Thanks. I should go now. I don't want to miss my bus.

Mike: wait
Mike: do you know how to use gun

Me :I think so.
Me :I see them a lot on TV

Mike :coss i dont want u to hurt ur self for me

Me :Don't worry, I won't get hurt. I know which end the bullets come out of. I know that much.

Mike :k


Should be a nice quiet weekend. Laughing

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Laughing It just keeps getting worse and worse.

I think your character is a prime candidate to appear on Jerry Springer, by the way. Laughing

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