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419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

The Cast of Characters is shaping up! C'mon Gang... Lets inspire thisa LAZIEST of Lads to make an effort to repent for his sins of SLOTH!

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The Cast (So Far)

Church Name - Church 0f the Fl4ming Sw0rd

Character / Baiter / Title
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Deac0n Fr0st - MineStar - Church Treasurer

Sister 1ma Qu33fer - Simon Bar Sinister - Spiritual Adviser New Applicants

Dr. M1ke Hunt - Parrot - Pastor

Brother L33 L0ve - koko.dk- Church Admissions Committee

Brother Johnny B. G00de

Evangeline M0rtens3n- Koko.dk- Parishioner

3dith "Tibby" Tibits- Larry- Elderly "Confused" Parishioner...

Tim0thy Tadger- Brown Fedora- Spoiled Rich Nephew of Our Pastor

Mr. Gom3r - Himself- D0ll4 Ch0pp3r

IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO PLAY A PART LET ME KNOW... wHILE PRIMARILY FOR NOOBIES THIS BAIT IS OPEN FOR ALL....

sIMON

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:12 pm

First email by Dr. M1ke Hun7 is off to our lad.

Quote:

Dear Doctor Usman Shamsudeen,

I would like to thank you for bringing this shipment to my immediate attention. I knew the Vatican was sending us something but I was unaware that it was being shipped this soon! I understand that it has been sitting in the unclaimed section. My dear lord! Had I only known. We were told to expect an important artifact from the Vatican but we thought it was still a couple of months away from arrival!

It is imperative that we handle this package very delicately and get it out our rectory post haste!

Have you seen the contents of the box? Is it OK?

I have a very large favor to ask you and you will be well compensated for your delicate handling of the artifact and more so for your confidentiality in the matter.

Please keep it with you at all times on your personal possession. If word were to leak out that it had been lost, the church would be destroyed with the news! The Vatican would have my head!

We need to make arrangements to get it here in a timely manner. I will consult with the church elders on how to proceed. But in the mean time, I beg you to keep it within your sites at all times!

With much appreciation,

Dr. M1ke Hunt
Church of the Fl4ming Sw0rd

----- Original Message -----
From: usm4n sh4msudeen
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:19 PM
Subject: RE: GET BACK TO ME IMMEDAITELY

Attention.........

compliment of the day, i acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail sequence you sent to my office.

i want to the western union office today on what happen the other time that they stool your money,and i saw the manager, and he plead om your behave, that such thing we never happen again.

so now i have involve the police on this eshure, and the police is aware of the manager comment, and so am sorry that i have change my mind,now you we be using western Union to transfer the money because is fast and reliable.

i want you to start making use of your fund before the end of his week
mote that your fund is due for shipment, i want it to be on your door step this week.

we can not use account because i do not know we i we receive it that is why i we like us to use western union we have to put thing in order very quick.

here is the western union money information on now to remit the money to my secretary via western union money transfer.

receiver name: Jerry Donald

Country : Nigeria

State Lagos

Text question: who is good

Answer : God

Amount Confused

?????????

as soon as you make the payment get back to me with the western union ten digit number so i can proceed further on how to sent your fund immediately to your door step.

Regards

Dr Us man.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:23 pm

I could use a good mass bait, if there is room at the table. I have male and female characters. Let me know!

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

Hey. I sent you some forms that I made. Making others right now. When you are ready, forward him to me (sent to Simon) and I will make him go through literal hell with forms.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

Excellent Job Minestar... LOTS of Forms.... Lots of Questions....

Parrot.... Good Job... when the reply comes in post it and Sister 1ma Qu33f3r will introduce herself. we'll just keep passing him around to all the folks in the bait....

Lets play it by ear....

Eventually the Mark of the Church will have to be placed upon this lad.... and we have a tremendously HIDEOUS design already picked out courtesy of Mr. Parrot...

Also.... Payment will be screwed up many times as our Financial committee headed by "T1bby" T1bbits is notoriuosly bad in getting M7CN numbers anywhere near correct or the offices even.... Plus her Pug-Dog W1lliam is know to eat a few un-attended reciepts....

Deacon Fr0st will review the Application for members, security forms, passport and all other documents.... Due to Deacon Fr0st only working at night (Blade Trilogy Gag) due to insomnia he also frquently forgets to send documents that are required.

more roles forthcoming.... have faith... lol

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:37 pm

Is there someone that can photoshop the tatoo to make a drawing of it indicating the colors that should be added?

We have the tatoo already but it would be good to include it in some of the church documents as a drawing first and then we can show him a RL example.

<a href="http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/paso11/?action=view¤t=129_1147.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/paso11/129_1147.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

<a href="http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/paso11/?action=view¤t=129_1149.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/paso11/129_1149.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

(edit) It should also be the church logo I am thinking

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 43

I've got a male character, or can make up someone entirely new - if you need more characters for the bait.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

@ Parrot, I have sent Simon the church logo. I like the tattoo, though.

I am making more forms. I'll keep you posted simon.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:03 pm

Can I get a copy of the documents? I would love to see them.

You can send them to my new baiter id [email protected]

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

Hey, just wondering if there are any updates on the bait so far, and when I should make an account for d3con Fr0st.

Any people in the bait want to see forms pm me.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:11 pm

No response yet. It could be a day or two . I have been checking about once an hour.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

K I have to go for right now. Pm me when I should come in the picture.

Edit: When we do the tattoo, are we all going to be able to get a yin/yang thing, same for any other medals?

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:22 pm

yes as we are all a part of the same bait. its a team effort.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 403

Brown Fedora... Dr. Williams....

PM Me w/ your character names so I can add you..

good to have you aboard

Simon

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 43

Character name and email address for him sent.

Please let me know what you'd like me to take on with my character.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:58 pm

Still no response from this lad. Maybe we can bait a couple more. I have another package waiting at fedex this time.

I will see what I can do to find us a lad!

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:22 pm

I have asked on a different thread for some courier lads. I have already sent two that I had in my spam folder.

I don't want to let this one slip so our original lad doesn't respond we will find a different lad that will!

Hopefully we will get some help with courier lads. Please feel free to send the Mike Hunt letter out to your own lads until we get a hit.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:00 pm

I only have three courier email scammer addresses. I have put a call out for more but am not getting any bites.

I have checked the account but no one has taken the bite.

Has anyone else had any success?

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

Did you say something like you will get 200,000 USD? I got a person from that. I think she dropped me after I threw TWAT forms at her, but we'll see.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:58 pm

I didn't give an amount. Just said they would be well compensated.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:59 pm

We could really use a few more lads to bait on this one. Check your spam folders for courier lads!

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

Hold on you need a courier lad? I'm baiting a lotto lad, and he gave me a courier, is that what you want?

Email adress sent.

minester

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:13 pm

We are looking for lads claiming to be a courier with a package that belongs to us. They want us to pay them for the release of the package.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:15 pm

I think I am going to email our original lad and ask him what is going on with our package.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:22 pm

I just sent this off to our lad.

Dear Sir,

We have not heard back from you and are very concerned about our package. Can you please respond as it is imperative that we get the artifact as quickly as possible.

We promise to compensate you well for the safe return. If you would like to give me the outstanding balance as well as your own financial expense for dealing with this matter. I hope to hear from you quickly on this matter.

Sincerely,

Dr Mike Hunt
Pastor
Church of the Flaming Sword

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