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Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Trust me, Betty is going to destroy the paperwork before she embezzles the funds. She will be back Wednesday and we can begin a very public fight about where the money should go.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:59 pm

Well, of course he will be eligible for the next months funding cycle. Too bad he will have to send the forms again ( >ka-CHING!< ), another expense...

Let's let him stew on it for a while and then let him know that Lando got the funding. R@ph@3l can commiserate about 1@ndo getting the money...

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I prefer to have a week or so of very public debate wherein Betty argues to give the money to Little Winging and everybody else argues to give it to our lad. Then Betty will steal the money, burn the paperwork, and hit the road.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:13 pm

BEEE-YOOO-TEEE-FULLLLLL! Hahahaha!

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:22 pm

Perfect. Did any of you send the new account to Uncle Al? The delay will allow for the banks to possibly close the accounts. Of course, the only way we find out if the bank was closed is if the lad coughs up another one, which looks what happened here.

Still looking forward to getting the lad on the road but it's so much fun putting him through the wringer here. We may have another lad ready for the polio modality and that was setup for quick safaris if it goes as planned.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:33 pm

The $imba Camps remein ready to accommodate any convention of grant seekers....

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I did not report the account number. Can you do it SSA?

After Betty runs off with the money and taunts you all for a while I have a surprise in mind. It might be just the thing to get him on the road. You gotta wait for it though. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:36 pm

It came to your email, Uncle Al needs the headers.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I sent it off to Al.

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:20 pm

Don't forget to add that to your signature. Wink

This lad is going to regret the day he emailed us.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I forwarded him the e-mail I got and cut and pasted the full header into the text. Might be redundant but I wasn't sure if the full header is available in a forwarded e-mail.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:16 am

No, forwarding a copy with headers is the way to do it. Nice!

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Things went quiet with this bait.

Did the package arrive? Betty is ready to return to stir things up.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:07 pm

I'm not sure if it arrived yet. SSA can check Fed Ex, but I think Betty can go ahead and tell the lad that it arrived too late. Let's start that phase now...

Betty, internalize your inner bitch.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:14 pm

It arrived on Monday. Too bad Betty has the keys to the box.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Betty needs a few hours to run some errands. She'll drop the hammer later today.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:32 pm

Ooooh! goody! happy crowd

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Game on!

Time for you to assure the lad (behind Betty's back) that the short delay in the paperwork is really not reason enough to reject his request. Remind him that Betty is really just busting his balls because she has personal ties to Little Winging and she wants the money to go there no matter what.

Also, at some point Betty needs to receive a public response from the funding board that tells her that they are considering sending the money to Africa. She needs a jumping off point to get really pissed off.

Not sure who would send those e-mails. Lets make sure we agree on that.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:42 am

Email received. Contents noted and well understood.

Remain bless.

Um, okay, I am pissing myself with laughter here, CSU. I love how he resorts to it being a racism thing.

I think that R@phael will be writing a conspiratorial note later.... I think I would be very good at being sympathetic to the lad. If you would like an opposite party to exchange harsh words with, let me know. I can come up with chapters and verses of appropriate passages in the bible, if that is useful.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I think that everybody should be against Betty. Defend our lad to the best of your ability. It will only fuel her rage.

Remember, a few covert messages need to be sent to our lad badmouthing Betty. Paint her as irrational and mean-spirited. Just make sure to post the text here so I can laugh at them.

Betty is anti-African? Laughing

No, Betty is anti-scammer. Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 187

The Bishop is going to suggest that a really good essay on the real Sixth Commandment can very much help his case.

Doc, do you think R@phael should CC the Bishop on the reassurance?

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:27 am

Awesome email, I love how he whipped out the race card. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:32 am

I thin that we can draw up lines, with the Bishop being wishy washy, Raphael being pro lad and Betty being pro Lando. Then we can have a wide open argument.

He will, of course, need to resend the documents! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:42 am

Sorry, CSU. I agree. We ALL hate Betty.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:47 am

Mr. Howard, being the wealthy philanthropist is completely confused by all of this. I think the lad should convince him that the funds should go to Africa by exposing the fraud that is Betty.

And yes, we all hate Betty.

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