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 I am the chosen one! (Obama-bait) Lad confesses pg. 2

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

After some lazy time I started a new bait as the Reverend of President elect Obama. Anyways, I told my lad, that I will move with Pres. Obama to Washington DC and be his spiritiual advisor. The lad kept asking for my phone number and I told him that I have to ask the secret service about it beforehand.

Funny as it seems, the lad warns me of Nigerian mails Laughing Laughing Laughing

So I am the chosen one, and I don´t even remember swallowing the red pill Laughing Laughing

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Dear Dad,

God knows that am extremely happy for your Achievements its all the Grace of Almighty God and not by the Power of men,you are the Chosen one that's why you have been bestowed with such a very High Postion.

Daddy,please at this point,you have to be very mindfull of people and mails you receive most especially from Nigeria as i was made to understand by My Late Father's Attorney who is a Nigerian and is presently here in Ghana to help on the processing of the Change of Onwership Certificate in your name as you must understand that all the Documents are presently stating my late Fathers name,which needs to be changed as my fathers Attoeney told me ( Justice Duke Edet .SAN )

Dad,you talked about giving me the email of the Secret Service man,who is he?,are you related to him,is he fully aware of me being your Adopted Daughter?,i need to know,after you receive my funds where will i be staying since i will be travelling over to meet you to start a new life with you and your family since i have lost my both parents.

I await your Response Dad,please do not leave me aone here in Africa,i really want to come over there so that you can assist me btter with my Inheritance.


Problem is: I don´t even know yet where I want to go with the bait, but it appears as pure luck to to have a lad offscript in the second mail PLUS really falling for my story. So, my friends: Any ideas on what to do with the lad? I mean OBVIOUSLY he will be in contact with Pres. Obama later on, won´t he? Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd get him to drop the inheritance scam script but mention that the prez-elect is of course keen to help Africans become part of his rainbow government, and it would look good to have real Africans working there...

Dangle a White House job in front of him, and boy, will he dance.... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dangle a White House job in front of him, and boy, will he dance.... Twisted Evil


hehe...we had the same thoughts there, cause I just fired off this mail to the lad:


Quote:
My dearest daughter,

I am sorry for writing back so late, but as you can imagine, I have been very busy preparing things for my moving and have been busy praying and working together with president Obama.
Regarding the secret service man: He is not a relative of mine, he served with the U.S. Marine Corps (I nearly wrote "used to be a Marine", but hey! I know that a Marine always stays a Marine and any Marine would have gone ballistic on me (metaphorically spoken, hopefully) Wink )and used to be CIA agent (and there also working in africa, as far as I know in Nigeria), and he now is here to protect me and President Obama. I have not told him about you yet, as I thought this should be your decision. (I do this, cause I want the lad to panic not to tell the agent about him, so this will give me future excuses for problems with they payment and stuff, like "I can only do this when telling the secret service agent about it)

When the funds has been transferred you can stay with me and my family in Washington D.C. and maybe I might even be able to get you an internship in the white house, so that you can work with the new president. Would this be ok for you?

God bless you my daughter,
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If you ever need a US Marine, Captain Mal would be happy to help (long odds I know, but Mal needs a career change sooner or later...)

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ hehe...thx...but my lad doesn´t want contact with the secret service man at this moment. I wonder why Laughing Laughing

Here is what he wrote back:

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.......Daddy for the fact that he is not related to you,i will not want to deal with him instead i will prefer you deal directly with my Late Father's Attorney who has travelled all the way from Nigeria to Ghana all for the sake of this transaction. (now WHAT a surprise, boy lads can be sooo predictable Laughing )

....Dad,God knows that it wil be a great thing of Joy having the priviledge and having close contact with Honorable President of the World,that is how we term him here in Africa,will sincerely be ok,and one thing i know for sure is that wherever my Late Parents are their Soul will forever be happy.....


Well, there you have it...now he already is president elect of the whole world. Wink Laughing Ohh....this bait can be fun folks....I really need your input and ideas here... Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think he should be Obama's point man in Africa, and make all the arrangements for the Presidential visit across Africa. Am I thinking a safari here? Yes! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i'd be willing to stand in as president obama, i just set up a email address to use on charles soludo, if you want i can pm you with it.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lets see!

Obviously he will need to cleared by Secret Service which entails forms Twisted Evil
The Secret Service may well employ the CIA to follow him around o do discrete security checks on him. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Of course they wont need his details as his emails have provided sufficient evidence for the CIA to track him down. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
Every move of yours will be under the scrutiny of the Secret Service so you will need more forms filled out for that. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Some of those will frustrate him and some should worry him.

And I love the idea from Slaphappy. Nice way to see if you can get a safari out of him.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey I thought we were not supposed to be political Wink

This could be a very funny modality. Some kind of government job/visa/citizenship should be dangled before this lad.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, The Man. If he does his job correctly and well, welcome new citizen!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Safari him all the way overseas to the US. At the border control he will get his american diplomatic passport by saying the passcode "My bag is full of C4!" Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Somewhat off-topic, but don't you just hate it when they call you daddy. It's so incredibly freaky. Oh the burden of church baiting.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^^^^I love it when they call me daddy.

LOL, your baiting character is a "spiritual adviser" to President Elect Obama, these lads will believe anything.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, wasn't there a baiter who pretended to be George W Bush as well?
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This is going to be sooo much fun to follow, breadcrumb Laughing

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Nice, he's about to embark upon an amazing and very memorable journey Smile
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NickTheCop wrote:
Yeah, wasn't there a baiter who pretended to be George W Bush as well?

Wouldn't it be fun if somebody posed as George Washington?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ You mean the name or the entire persona?
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^^ Of course the entire persona, with all bells, whistles and cherry-trees.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Don't you think that one should at least adjust the birthdate. Lads will probably believe that they are talking to the first president of the Unites States but I think they may struggle fathoming the idea of communication with a over 250 year old guy.


EDIT: For the nit-pickers out there, that "276 year old guy".
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thx for all the input. We are currently in the state where the attorney wants money from me and I am currently playing it pretty straight to get the lad well hooked. (I just sent my "daughter" an email asking her what to do because of the money issue Wink )

@Nick: Oh yes, I hate it with passion too, when they call me Daddy. In former baits I used to slap the living shit out of my lads when they did this, but in this bait it might work for my advantage later on, so I let him call me Daddy.

I am currently thinking about confronting the lad with the fact, that I know it is a scam and to offer him the opportunity to CHANGE his life for better. But will get him better hooked first, I think. Maybe I will even give him a small call or so. That´s something that usually helps alot with credibility. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

breadcrumb wrote:
@Nick: Oh yes, I hate it with passion too, when they call me Daddy.


Phew. I thought I was the only one.

Does anyone whether this is common practice amongst West Africans or just a way to flatter their "Western" magas?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's the way to address an elder person down there, it seems. 'Mummy' and 'Daddy' are informally used as 'Sir' and 'Madam'. Not that they don't know the effect its use could have on an elderly and lonely individual Evil or Very Mad

They all seem to think westerners couldn't resist adopting them or marrying them. Weird.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ They actually have quite a good basis for it when you put it that way. Haven't you noticed that many Westerners seem to have a soft spot for "exotic pets"? And no, that comment was not meant to be racial in nature.
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You know, just my five cents (rounded up from two), but maybe something could go wrong (ie an "assassination attempt") and the secret service people could blame your pet for "aiding and abetting an enemy combatant" and threaten to throw your pet's sorry arse into Guantanamo bay...

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