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Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: In my lad's head
Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:13 am
I am curious what is the longest email you ever received from a lad? A real unscripted email (no poems, song lyrics, transcribed books, legal documents, YIM chats, travel guides, etc...) without a a single mention of money or deals .
Just a straight email of lad answering some questions and writing about things in his life "just because he felt like it" or had too much time in the cafe that day.
I was floored to open my box and see an email that seemed to have no end. I pasted it into Word just to see how long it was, and the stats are:
8028 characters without spaces
9744 characters with spaces
I thought for sure it had to be my longest one ever, alas he is just a runner up to a one I received in December from another banker lad.
9104 characters without spaces
11120 characters with spaces
Can't be all bad...the thought of a lad typing this all in the cafe is making me smile. Wonder how long it took them to write?
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
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Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:03 pm
Nice! I've never had anything remotely close to that...in fact, if I receive anything that's maybe more than 3 paragraphs, I get really bored really fast and just write a response on the first paragraph and ask a few questions about what the heck he was saying later(I don't understand, please explain in further detail).
That's one of my goals though to get him to write a novel about nothing, but if I do find myself reading beyond that or really thinking of what to say I tell myself: WhyTF are you putting so much effort into this, just write some BS.
^^^I win for longest run on sentence with that last paragraph.
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
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Yastreb Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:23 pm
My longest, from memory anyway, was:
71850 characters with spaces
from a Lad who thought payday was due.
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
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