Charles Soludo is mad at me! Edit Nov 8 I'm going to hell!

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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

He told me he didn't understand what Halloween was to tell me a Halloween joke, so I explained it to him, and then he wrote this:

"Subject: SCROLL YOUR ASS.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:17 AM

Please do not contact me any more ok, i did not need your business any more. You know why that you are so stupid and selfish that i have ver see, so please do me this favor ok, i dont need that from you again, you deaf and dum, go to hell with that your fucking money an d little change ok, you are not capable to do this transaction with me ok.

Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS."

Shocked

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:27 pm

Ask him how one does scroll ones' ass. Can he provide a pictorial representation of this amazing talent? We really need a cranky lad responses thread.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:28 pm

Some choice siggy material there Max Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:09 pm

Write back to him, and lecture him about how inappropriate it is for a person in his position to use this kind of language. Demand an apology, and threaten to write a complaint letter to the Nigerian embassy.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:18 pm

maxheadroom wrote:

"...you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Shocked

That just reminds me of Steve Coogan in 'I'm Alan Partridge' just after he doesn't get his second series...

"Coming through, I've got cheese. You want some cheese? Kiss my arse." Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:39 pm

Really funny lad rant! Great stuff there. LMAO. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Here's my reply:

"Mr. Soludo,

What does "scroll your ass" mean? How do I do that, it sounds like fun! Is that a Nigerian game?

Well I guess this means you don't want the money Gram number! I was just about to send you another $500 because I felt bad asking you to tell me a joke about a holiday you don't know anything about, but if you don't apologize then I will take my money and you won't see your $950!

Apologize or you don't get the Money Gram number or any extra money,
Rev. "

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:31 pm

Acquiescence or another rant? He'll respond one way or another. Chukie always has to have the last word. That's why I love him so much. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

His reply:

"Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:29 PM
RE: I guess you don't want the Money Gram number Mr. Soludo!

take it and i dont need it any more, you said that you are deaf? and i am happy that my brother Barack Obama is going to b e the leader of the whole world. Know that you will not get your ass any more ok, youu are finish ok, so you my advise to you is to make sure that you do anything good thing with Nigerian, or you will not be any more, so i tell you to go to hell with that your money or waht ever it is ok.

TAKE IT AND NEVER SEND TO ME ANY MESSAGE FROM YOU ANY MORE THANKS"

Well, at least he's happy about the election!

Maybe I should tell him Barack Obama is a member of my church now and if he doesn't apologize I will have him send a missile over there with his name on it for the New Year?

Hopefully I will get someone else's ass then, I've been getting tired of just my own. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:12 pm

Email him the money gram number and say this is for all your troubles but only give him the $500. My apologies and then send him to get his money. At least it will be one more trip and he won't be able to resist the urge to go!

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:20 pm

Quote:

my brother Barack Obama is going to b e the leader of the whole world.

Wait what..?
That's...wow.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:31 pm

Quote:

TAKE IT AND NEVER SEND TO ME ANY MESSAGE FROM YOU ANY MORE THANKS

I never understand that message ^^when I get it. Well of course you have to respond because the lad never gets the last word. As long as he mails back, he gets a response. That's the rule I follow. Whether or not he likes the response he gets is a whole different matter entirely..... Laughing

Good job!

Hmmm...that whole rant about Barack Obama makes me think. How fun would it be to bait using that name?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:44 pm

Tell him you love Nigerians, you really do, and that Barak is one special sweet guy. Now cut the crap, and give me my Halloween joke! I'll bet his daughter knows a good one. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

Here's what I sent him (before I read all your replies, unfortunately):

"Subject: I am not deaf!

Mr. Soludo,

I am afraid you must have me confused with someone else. I am not deaf and have never been. Where did you get that idea?

Let's do business and stop fighting.

Rev. "

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Chucky's p!ssed with me too... must've been something i said NSFW

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

If he loves his brother so much, it's about time for Scam Patroller to spoof an e-mail from President-elect Barack Obama, eventually leading to videos, choir-performances etc.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:46 pm

^ thinking outside the box! Love it!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:25 pm

@Wurzgnubbel - You are right! SP is the one to do it! He's Presidential Material. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

^^

Invite sent! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

He responded:

"Thursday, November 6, 2008 12:19 AM

Subject:yes you are, is what you told me deaf! yes you are, is what you told me deaf!yes you are, is what you told me deaf!yes you are, is what you told me deaf!

yes you are, is what you told me deaf!

What do you want from me? Once you can not get the fee, how do i help you now? Can't you allow me to be, i know that you are not capable to do business, so allow me to be and use that your money to help your self out from deaf. If you are not deaf, why can't you get me number to reach you dummy

TO HELL WITH YOU OK, SO DONT GET ME AROUND AGAIN DEAF MAN."

I wouldn't take that:

"Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2008 11:02:15 -0800
To: Prof. Charles Soludo

Soludo,

It does not matter if I am deaf, deaf people can still do business but stupid people cannot, that is why you can't pick up the Money Gram!

Have you heard that Barack Obama is now a member of my church? Well he is and I will tell him to arrest you with the FBI if you do not do business with me and stop insulting me!

Let's do business!

Rev. "

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Quote:

If he loves his brother so much, it's about time for Scam Patroller to spoof an e-mail from President-elect Barack Obama, eventually leading to videos, choir-performances etc.

I think Maxheadroom very much capable of doing that himself, no need for me to jump in on the bait, plus, with my ymca lad, he had emailed GWB directly at the start, which made it a whole lot easier for me to work it all in.

Quote:

[Hmmm...that whole rant about Barack Obama makes me think. How fun would it be to bait using that name?

As luck would have it, my music producers secretary, Brandie, who is also a close friend of GWB, will soon be giving Barack's email address to my lad, it will be something along the lines of, hey, guess what, I was invited to the White House the other day by GWB, I met Barack and we exchanged email addresses after GWB told him what a great gal I am, here is his addy if you want to email him some time, I think it's great to have an African American in power, I'm sure he would love to hear from someone actually living in Africa, oh yeah, I also spoke with GWB about you singing at the White House, and as he will soon be stepping down as president, he said he will arrange with Barack about you performing at the White House for him instead of GWB blah blah blah Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:12 am

I was wondering if the election of Barack Obama might mean a new round of torment for your YMCA Lad, SP - I guess I should have posted sooner!

"Can we make this Lad even more confused and bewildered? Yes we can."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:12 am

Well, I'm glad this little thread dragged SP away from his Mod duties for awhile. I'm sure the lad will treat Barak with a bit more respect than he did poor old GWB. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

I just set up a president Obama email address and sent Mr. Soludo an email, maybe he can come over for the inauguration!

Also Mr. Soludo is still mad at Rev. :

RE: yes you are, is what you told me deaf! yes you are, is what you told me deaf!yes you are, is what you told me deaf!yes you are, is what you told me deaf!
Thursday, November 6, 2008 11:51 AM
From: Prof Charles Soludo
To: me

If you are real and not playing game with em. why can't you send me the money gram slip thats all i need from you. But if that will not happen, i command you to leave me alone and allow me to be.

If you are really to do the Business with me, get me the Money Gram Payment Slip via email Attachment today fail to do it now, i can tell you morethan how you expect to allow me to be ok"

I then emailed him a blurry MoneyGram slip, and he responded:

"Subject: to hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you ashole
Thursday, November 6, 2008 5:09 PM

From: "Prof Charles Soludo"

to hell with you ok

do not contact me any more, you are stupid enough ok, so go yo hell and do not contact me any more ok.
to hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you asholeto hell with you ashole"

Then I replied:
Subject: GOD WILL STRIKE YOU

Soludo,

GOD WILL STRIKE YOU, I CURSE YOU AND YOUR KIDS. YOU WILL NOT MAKE ANY MONEY THIS YEAR.

Rev. H"

That stirred him up:

"RE: GOD WILL STRIKE YOU BACK TO SENDER ( Hell is your name and die is your favor.)
Friday, November 7, 2008 4:23 AM
From: "Prof Charles Soludo"

You know why you are deaf? Because you are cursed by God and your Ancestors, that is what you claim to be and nothing will Change it from you, Hell is your name and die is your favor.

GOD IS ON HIS WAY TO STRIKE YOU AS WELL YOU CAN WELCOME IT,"

I emailed him back:

"Subject: My name is Reverend !
Friday, November 7, 2008 5:55 AM
From: me
To: "Prof Charles Soludo"

Soludo

My name is Reverend I am a Child of God and I cannot be struck by him!

I tell you now I am going to get surgery to cure my deafness but you will remain stupid all your life.

Rev. H"

Maybe once I'm not deaf, he will want to do business with me?

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:10 pm

Quote:

I tell you now I am going to get surgery to cure my deafness but you will remain stupid all your life.

WC Fields would be damn proud of you Max... Laughing

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