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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:43 pm |
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Subject: WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE DEAD... VERIFY THIS
DEAR BENEFICARY
We receive an email that you are dead and you ask one MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MO0RE to come and claim your funds, been the fund which is related to your lottery winning sum of $2 Million United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the delivery charges of $350 Usd.
So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE, if you do not reply back before 72hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe that you are truly dead according to MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN M0ORE . And if you are still alive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the cost of delivery that this MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN M0ORE has agreed to pay for, if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall transfer the funds to him after he has sent us the cost of delivery which is$350 only and by this, it implies that he is right that you are dead and you ask him to come and claim the funds on your behalf.
WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY of the SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM AND HIS FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE THE MATTER THAT YOU ARE DEAD,IF YOU NEED IT, WE SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES.
Please take note that you have been given just 72hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below. Name: Fax , House Address: Phone Number: We await your swift response in regard of this email we have received from MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN M0ORE .
Truly Yours.
Mr. Williams Cr0ss
Phone: +234-702-648-9943 |
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Mr. Cr0ss,
I am indeed dead, but please do attach the photograph for my perusal. I am bored here in the afterlife. Thank you for the inquiry.
Regards.
-name omitted- (deceased) |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:45 pm |
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| Subject: WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE DEAD... VERIFY THIS |
How do they really expect you to verify it?  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:09 am |
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I told one lad that asked me that, "I'll go to my doctor tomorrow and be tested, as I'm not sure myself." He didn't twig yet, so I told him that the doctor said my brainwaves were normal, but I had no heartbeat. He didn't drop me till the payment went bad about two weeks later.  |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:23 am |
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This really is a format straight off the shelves of the $2 shop :-$ |
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st.piran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 57
Location: The dark side of the moon
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:01 am |
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Still makes me chuckle though!  |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:56 am |
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It sounds like a great script to de-educate with! I think I will keep that in my repetoire!
I wonder if he wrote that one himself? |
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