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sunshine
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:18 pm |
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My porn-star character is always keen to tell the dying widow all about her latest moves. I consider myself pretty warped but this bait has been going on for so long even I am struggling to come up with the next blockbuster porn movie scenario. However I think this time I might have pushed my widow over the edge a bit with this...
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I regret the reason I am in America is that my film producer has managed to find some relatively tame bears and so I am flying with him and my cameraman to Alaska to make yet more films. Of course as you know I don't want to do this but until I can secure your fund here with me I have no choice. I pray to The Lard that I will be delivered and it comforts me to know that you are praying for me. My Mother if you could pray for me especially on Thursday for I am supposed to do a scene with two grizzly bears who are trained to do spit-roasts - I know they are kind of tame but they are still bears and dangerous and it will comfort me greatly if I know you are praying for me. |
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I will forever be praying for you in all you do, don't worry i am very well praying for you and will notstop praying until you stop this your work.
My Daughter, i want to ask you one question? Do you ever think of getting married one day and have your own children? Let me know this immediately. I have a very good caring man for you he is very good looking and have money to take care of you.
I don't want to hear you doing this kind of your work. |
Excellent. If he's got money he can pay the barrister's fees |
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SlapHappy
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:31 pm |
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I'm glad you've decided to settle down, sunshine. That's really no life for a nice girl like you to lead. |
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