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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:08 am |
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DEAREST FIRST THIS IS NOT A SCAM OR HOAX MAIL.I AM MR. JOHN HOWARD SENIOR MINISTER IN FEDERSL REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA BUT EXILED DUE TO REBELS IN THE 2007 COUP.PLESAE MY DEAR LET US DISCUSS FRUITY BUSINES TRANSACTION. |
I didnt know John Howard was overthrown in a coup, i thought it was an election? |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:36 am |
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Wow, I've missed a lot.
I didn't know Aus was a Federal Republic? Last time I looked it was a constitutional democracy / Monarchy and a Commonwealth?
And John Howard was overthrown in a coup? It was probably because he kept calling the Queen a tosspot or whatever. I know he wasn't a fan, so maybe MI5 arranged that "Election" scam.
Don't you just love lad politics.
Still, I like the sound of "fruity business". |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:39 am |
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There isn't a smiley big enough for the laugh that got from me!
Definitely the best lad format I've ever seen. Ever. |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:48 am |
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Start talking cricket with Johnny Howard - he's a big fan (really). |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:26 am |
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No, it was a coup all right, which is why Howard was sent to pick bananas, hence the reference to fruity busines.
The sillier the format, the better the fun. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:51 am |
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This just creates a "thunderous laugh from down under" please add the appropriate music to that.
What a gem |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:01 am |
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Mmmm fruity business business transaction. Ahh yes, labour's Coup. Well, redheads are feisty. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:36 am |
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..redheads are feisty.. |
Are you referring to Red Kerry 'I have some bad news from Tasmania' O'Brien?
Or everyone's favourite Welsh Communist?
note to Mods: This isn't really politics, it's just Australia.... |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:53 pm |
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@ Esq,
That's just too tempting. abeg u share 4mate? Please post the original! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:56 pm |
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I second Sir Cumfrence's motion - please let's have the original. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:28 pm |
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This sounds like a superb bit of de-education, rather along the microwaved hamster line. And it shows that at least one lad has no grasp of current events outside his own geographic area.
Makes me wonder if something similar will come from one of the candidates in the US after November 4. |
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Nancelot
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Sep 2008
Posts: 90
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:54 pm |
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If it doesn't, we can create it.
"Oh, I can't send The payment, I am a Refugee now that our current Administration has been Overthrown and refugees Can't open their own Bank Accounts."
My random caps never look as impressive as the lads'. Darnit. |
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Internetserviceprovidings
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Posts: 127
Location: Neither here nor there
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:03 pm |
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Oh man, I was moving back there next year but not if there its a war torn country |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:20 pm |
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I did see in the enws today Australia is going to go to an internet firewall for the entire country to block naughty things. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:47 pm |
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They will be forcing ISPs to install content filtering systems which will really slow down internet access.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/10/24/2399876.htm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:44 pm |
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And that, I believe, is a really stupid idea. Even if it works as advertised (that I do not believe), it sets a bad precedent for the government (of whatever stamp) to block stuff it doesn't want us to see - just as China does right now. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:57 pm |
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It's all Anna Bligh's fault.....
I blame everything on her. |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Mugatu wrote: |
It was probably because he kept calling the Queen a tosspot or whatever. I know he wasn't a fan, so maybe MI5 arranged that "Election" scam. |
Actually John Howard is a very staunch Monarchist.
Along with alot of the (now) Opposition front bench including Senator Nick Minchin, Alexander Downer MP and Senator Barnaby Joyce. |
_________________ =Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:21 am |
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As I read this thread, I'm temping for a Government agency!!! who knew they were part of the Government coup??? Neither me nor they. Too funny, I hope this blows out into a massive thread, I could do with the laughs. |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:14 am |
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So, does this mean, that one of the other scammers was right and Australia is now Anstirillala? who knew working for the rebels could be fun? |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:46 am |
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@Wright, the 2nd sexiest woman in Australia as voted by zoo magazine.
Yes, it's not the great firewall but, the great rabbit proof firewall of Australia. Conroy should die in a hole already. Don't worry about taking care of your children, just let the government do it. I'm so pissed I might just write a letter of complaint.
Bah, it'll cut our already slow speeds and make our internet even more expensive, and it won't block sites correct all the time and it can intercept banking information. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:13 am |
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If you could see the webwasher filters here where I'm temping, it's astonishing what I can't access. What's more amazing is that I CAN access this forum
And I live alone, so WHY do I need to have a mandatory filter, can't I be my own filter??? |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Internetserviceprovidings
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Posts: 127
Location: Neither here nor there
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:47 am |
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Hey Reaper,
How did you get so many symbols when you are "Hi I'm new here"?
One day I hope to be badged too. I am guessing you are a Mod |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:21 am |
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^^ Look at his join date!
Dear old Reaper has been with us a while, he just has his post count locked at zero to stop him postwhoring.
Moderators have green names. |
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Internetserviceprovidings
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Posts: 127
Location: Neither here nor there
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Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:03 am |
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Ohhhh yeah, Now I have had my morning cup of tea my brain can actually function correctly. I am not a morning person. |
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