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Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 65

Here's a new message I received (not an email where I could check headers). I did check a phrase from this nonsense and *SURPRISE* it pops up warning about scams. *GASP* Shocking, no? Laughing

Quote:

Hi beautiful, Compliment of the day to you. How are you doing? Hope fine. As for me, I am living by the grace of God. I was overwhelmed when I come across your profile. I pray God that this mail will reach you in good condition of health. Well my name is Jeff; I am 38 years- old man from florida. One is not happy in life due to lack of the right partner, what I earn from my business and my investment properties kept me going in life. But I am lacking the right lady in life, which people find as common thing on earth, that is what keeps me going all night and day. There is nothing better to a spirit of a body than love affairs. There is no better time to be happy than now. I need a lady of understanding, caring, trustworthy lady that I can trust.through each day of our busy lives our joy is to touch ones heart,encourage ones mind and inspire ones soul.because beautiful things happen to beautiful people with beautiful heart in beautiful places,i pray this beautiful piece of message will beautify your magnificent soul, you are a duplicate of an angel,beauty personified. Please for further communication reach me through my e-mail address,becaouse my days in this site will be expire [email protected]'m looking forward to have a nice conversation with you in my private mail box.
Jeff

Anyone want his email? PM me.

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:51 am

I'm from Florida, I could call his bluff so quick. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 90

My idea of Florida comes mostly from Dexter and those novels about murders in Florida. And I know there's flying cockroaches and Disneyland. I think that's about right.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 65

And yet another:

Hello Beautiful,
I was going through profiles and i saw you and i stopped for a while to check on you, I will say your profile and everything did really caught my instinct and took my breathe away, I will love to know you much more, Age is just a number and it doesnt count what matters are good understanding & maturity, I am Will going to be 40 soon, Have 1 kids he is my World''. I am from Inglewood California as you see in my profile and looking for something serious, I will stop here and you will get to know me much more thats if you are interested in me when u through going through my profile, But i will say you aren't going to regret knowing me as well.. E-mail me to *****@yahoo.com
Remain Blessed
Will

Anyone bored, let me know. I don't want him! Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:30 am

My little knowledge of florida comes from Carl Hiassen's crime novels (which the movie striptease comes from. Boy did they SCREW THAT UP or what???), CSI miami (which I'm led to believe bears little resemblance to the real thing), Disneyworld (is that where they keep the frozen head of Walt Disney? In Tomorrowland perhaps?) and Scientology HQ in Clearwater.

I suspect that's NOT very representative of the real thing Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:35 am

Florida is a wierd and wacky place. I've only been here 3 and a half years but boy has it been a wild and crazy time.